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SantieClaws
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Khajiit has run many dungeons and now her team are all laid about Castle Claws in various states of sleep yes.
This one would like to thank you for the mimic stones, maps, keys, recipes and .... this ... thing.
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Yes you gave Khajiit a dog. A D O G. An actual hound. Such an ugly, slobbering, foul smelling beast as this one has never known before.
What to do with it now yes? The bank will not take it - despite them having no problem keeping several thousands pieces of raw fish.
This one cannot eat it nor train it to do anything useful.
Khajiit would like your suggestions please?
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
This one would like to thank you for the mimic stones, maps, keys, recipes and .... this ... thing.
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Yes you gave Khajiit a dog. A D O G. An actual hound. Such an ugly, slobbering, foul smelling beast as this one has never known before.
What to do with it now yes? The bank will not take it - despite them having no problem keeping several thousands pieces of raw fish.
This one cannot eat it nor train it to do anything useful.
Khajiit would like your suggestions please?
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Videos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
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starlizard70ub17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Place it in front of, or just inside the entrance way of your house. It will make intruders think twice about breaking in.Edited by starlizard70ub17_ESO on December 5, 2017 8:50PM"We have found a cave, but I don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside."3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭monktoasty wrote: »Get to know it..make friends.
The smell prevents Khajiit from getting any closer.
My castle it will never feel clean again!
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsVideos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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✭✭✭Take it to the dog park. Maybe you meet a nice male khajiit and have kittens.Edited by Publius_Scipio on December 5, 2017 9:26PM11 -
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✭✭I hesitate to say this... ...but: use a Mimic Stone and try it Doggy Style.
All The BestThose memories come back to haunt me, they haunt me like a curse.
Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse.5 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Take it to take dog park. Maybe you meet a nice male khajiit and have kittens.
Khajiit only has room in her heart for Fishmas and Bumnog.
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsVideos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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✭My cat doesn't like dogs either.He tried attacking pit bull once.I stopped that quickly.1 -
zaria✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Put it in an cage like the dog in Mistral.
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.3 -
T4T2FR34K✭✭✭✭✭SantieClaws wrote: »Khajiit would like your suggestions please?
Cross-pollinate and see what you get.4 -
M_Volsung✭✭✭✭✭
✭Use it as a mount"In the Deep Halls, Far from Men;
Forsaken Red Mountain, Twisted Kin;
Hail the Mind, Hail the Stone;
Dwarven Pride, Stronger than Bone"
—Dwemer Inquiries I-III, Thelwe Ghelein2 -
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✭I'm happy to offer a dog-walking service, Santie!
Surely there must be someone out there who would take the poor thing in and give it a home...0 -
Gan Xing✭✭✭✭I have some.. ahem... "experiments" that I think that your dog could provide his services to. I'm training a pack of hounds for my endeavors in Cyrodiil.Gan Xing - Crafting Nightblade
Elrana Tinuviel - Hybrid Dragonknight
Elentári Peregrine - Sorcerer "bank"
Rán Xīng - Hybrid Templar
Laurïsil Imlachwen - Stamina Templar
Helotë Tinuviel - Hybrid/Magicka Warden
Odin banker - obv banker
Yan of the Red Mountain - lvl 3 DK - not sure when I will work on em
Seeks the unusual and unique playstyles...1 -
Eddyble✭✭✭✭it appears to be a REAL..LIVE...DOG!
Everytime I hear that on Kenarthi's I laugh.Edited by Eddyble on December 5, 2017 9:12PMEddyb1e - Xbox One - NA
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✭✭Congratulations on your new puppy! Be careful about leaving things lying about the castle until it is trained. Good thing you keep the raw fish in the bank. Also, puppies can leave puddles if not properly housebroken. You mIght consider hiring a trainer?Happy All the Holidays To You and Yours!
Remembering better days of less RNG in all the things.2 -
Hurtfan✭✭✭✭✭Edited by Hurtfan on December 5, 2017 10:48PMFor the Pact!Keyboard not found, press any key to continue3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Aw!
You will do a valiant attempt to ignore it, but try as you might, you will end up warming up to it. Plus, it won't steal the milk, it will chase anything untoward away from the bantam guars (it will also chase the bantam guars, but that's another story 
), it will guard any chests with valuables, and it will always be happy to see you. Even though you are a cat, because dogs are awesome like that Give it a chance to hang around Castle Claws, you won't regret it! 
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✭Sometimes perhaps there might be a pocket technician training on your home turf. If it's not a good technician and you don't feel like training him/her but rather punish him/her you put him/her in a room with that at the only door to wait for the authorities to pick him/her up while you can continue contemplating the fate of the universe while baking in the sun.
Warm sands to you, yes?Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. ~ Terry Pratchett0 -
Geroken777✭✭✭✭✭Put it in a daedric cage with chains if you will.
The self-righteous shall choke on their sanctimony.1 -
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✭✭You can always drop him off at your local Bosmer delicatessen.Lord and Savior of the Association of Serious S***posters.
I play a character called "Gives Me Wood Elf" because I am a mature and sensible person.
Stam Sorc main in Battlegrounds5 -
Chufu✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I could offer you an orcish Washtub for that dog, maybe it smells better then?
- @OrcTalk on Twitter
- ESO-Skillfactory.com[EN/DE/FR] Skillplanner/Skillplaner/Planificateur de compétences
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teiselaise✭✭✭Hmmm, i require some... Very specific parts of an animal for an poison prototype I've been working on, if you where to submit that foul hound to my experiments you would have a weeks time without it, and you would be sure to avoid the spreading of this pest that has been bestowed upon you, you can send it to this address:
Black marsh, blackwood borderlands, Xith Izkul.
Tell your messenger to leave the cage at the ruins he will find there, tell me if you will send it, I have to go buy a new tong before it arrives.Argonian masterrace3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭this one feels deceived - I thought you had some revelation concerning some new cool cat pot...PVP Campaigns Section: Playstation NA and EU (Gray Host) - This Must be the Place1 -
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that's kind of my khajiit's issue - he's not really looking to get completely zombied out and fry his brain...just wanting to relax a little bit and chill by the fire...
like the khajiit in that loading screen chilling by the fireplace with the troll's head on top of it - having a staring contest with that weird dog...Edited by geonsocal on December 5, 2017 10:45PMPVP Campaigns Section: Playstation NA and EU (Gray Host) - This Must be the Place2 -
Slack✭✭✭✭✭Yes wth is that white thing on the right, with the long tail.
In Form of a rug it would have been a better rewardPC EU
Betty Breeze - Magwarden
Hunts S'hitblades - Stamplar
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✭✭SantieClaws wrote: »Khajiit has run many dungeons and now her team are all laid about Castle Claws in various states of sleep yes.
This one would like to thank you for the mimic stones, maps, keys, recipes and .... this ... thing.
Screenshot_20171205_200107
Yes you gave Khajiit a dog. A D O G. An actual hound. Such an ugly, slobbering, foul smelling beast as this one has never known before.
What to do with it now yes? The bank will not take it - despite them having no problem keeping several thousands pieces of raw fish.
This one cannot eat it nor train it to do anything useful.
Khajiit would like your suggestions please?
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
The difference between a loyal khajiit and a loyal hound. The loyal khajiit will lick the blood of your dead body. The loyal hound will die before you do.1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmzuRXLzqKk
