Catpot!

SantieClaws

Khajiit has run many dungeons and now her team are all laid about Castle Claws in various states of sleep yes.

This one would like to thank you for the mimic stones, maps, keys, recipes and .... this ... thing.


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Yes you gave Khajiit a dog. A D O G. An actual hound. Such an ugly, slobbering, foul smelling beast as this one has never known before.

What to do with it now yes? The bank will not take it - despite them having no problem keeping several thousands pieces of raw fish.

This one cannot eat it nor train it to do anything useful.

Khajiit would like your suggestions please?

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

monktoasty

Get to know it..make friends.

starlizard70ub17_ESO

Place it in front of, or just inside the entrance way of your house. It will make intruders think twice about breaking in.

SantieClaws

monktoasty wrote: »

Get to know it..make friends.

The smell prevents Khajiit from getting any closer.

My castle it will never feel clean again!

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

Rainraven

Use it as a prop to set up "Dominion dog" jokes?

Publius_Scipio

Take it to the dog park. Maybe you meet a nice male khajiit and have kittens.

eso_nya

maybe u can use it as a war-steed to carry u into battle? looks big enough

Gandrhulf_Harbard

I hesitate to say this... ...but: use a Mimic Stone and try it Doggy Style.


All The Best

SantieClaws

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Take it to take dog park. Maybe you meet a nice male khajiit and have kittens.

Khajiit only has room in her heart for Fishmas and Bumnog.

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

Turelus

Next corridor you think might be trapped? Now it has a use.

MehrunesFlagon

My cat doesn't like dogs either.He tried attacking pit bull once.I stopped that quickly.

zaria

Put it in an cage like the dog in Mistral.

T4T2FR34K

SantieClaws wrote: »

Khajiit would like your suggestions please?

Cross-pollinate and see what you get.

M_Volsung

Use it as a mount

menedhyn

I'm happy to offer a dog-walking service, Santie!

Surely there must be someone out there who would take the poor thing in and give it a home...

Gan Xing

I have some.. ahem... "experiments" that I think that your dog could provide his services to. I'm training a pack of hounds for my endeavors in Cyrodiil.

Eddyble

it appears to be a REAL..LIVE...DOG!

Everytime I hear that on Kenarthi's I laugh.

Slurg

Congratulations on your new puppy! Be careful about leaving things lying about the castle until it is trained. Good thing you keep the raw fish in the bank. Also, puppies can leave puddles if not properly housebroken. You mIght consider hiring a trainer?

Hurtfan

Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmzuRXLzqKk

Tan9oSuccka

Maybe use the Mastif to help evict “Puddle Claws”?

Jaimeh

Aw! You will do a valiant attempt to ignore it, but try as you might, you will end up warming up to it. Plus, it won't steal the milk, it will chase anything untoward away from the bantam guars (it will also chase the bantam guars, but that's another story ), it will guard any chests with valuables, and it will always be happy to see you. Even though you are a cat, because dogs are awesome like that Give it a chance to hang around Castle Claws, you won't regret it!

Rouven

Sometimes perhaps there might be a pocket technician training on your home turf. If it's not a good technician and you don't feel like training him/her but rather punish him/her you put him/her in a room with that at the only door to wait for the authorities to pick him/her up while you can continue contemplating the fate of the universe while baking in the sun.

Warm sands to you, yes?

Geroken777

Put it in a daedric cage with chains if you will.

Sixty5

You can always drop him off at your local Bosmer delicatessen.

Chufu

I could offer you an orcish Washtub for that dog, maybe it smells better then?

teiselaise

Hmmm, i require some... Very specific parts of an animal for an poison prototype I've been working on, if you where to submit that foul hound to my experiments you would have a weeks time without it, and you would be sure to avoid the spreading of this pest that has been bestowed upon you, you can send it to this address:
Black marsh, blackwood borderlands, Xith Izkul.
Tell your messenger to leave the cage at the ruins he will find there, tell me if you will send it, I have to go buy a new tong before it arrives.

geonsocal

this one feels deceived - I thought you had some revelation concerning some new cool cat pot...

Eddyble

geonsocal wrote: »

this one feels deceived - I thought you had some revelation concerning some new cool cat pot...

wonder if that would be some sort of catnip/skooma mix...like a laced doobie?

geonsocal

Eddyble wrote: »

geonsocal wrote: »

this one feels deceived - I thought you had some revelation concerning some new cool cat pot...

wonder if that would be some sort of catnip/skooma mix...like a laced doobie?

that's kind of my khajiit's issue - he's not really looking to get completely zombied out and fry his brain...just wanting to relax a little bit and chill by the fire...

like the khajiit in that loading screen chilling by the fireplace with the troll's head on top of it - having a staring contest with that weird dog...

Slack

Yes wth is that white thing on the right, with the long tail.
In Form of a rug it would have been a better reward

Wreuntzylla

SantieClaws wrote: »

Khajiit has run many dungeons and now her team are all laid about Castle Claws in various states of sleep yes.

This one would like to thank you for the mimic stones, maps, keys, recipes and .... this ... thing.


Screenshot_20171205_200107

Yes you gave Khajiit a dog. A D O G. An actual hound. Such an ugly, slobbering, foul smelling beast as this one has never known before.

What to do with it now yes? The bank will not take it - despite them having no problem keeping several thousands pieces of raw fish.

This one cannot eat it nor train it to do anything useful.

Khajiit would like your suggestions please?

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

The difference between a loyal khajiit and a loyal hound. The loyal khajiit will lick the blood of your dead body. The loyal hound will die before you do.