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Being married is like

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  • ChunkyCat
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    Seems reasonable.
  • jlboozer
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    You win the forums today
  • Malic
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    My son asked me once what it was like to be married, so I told him to ignore me. So he ignored me, then I asked him why was he ignoring me.
  • Mojmir
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    Golden rule for a long fruitful marriage:
    Shut up and do what your told
  • LadyDestiny
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    Mine is being with my best friend for life! Met in swg years ago and been together since. No husband or wife agro to worry about.
  • Cadbury
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    #singlelyfe
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Kram8ion
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    Lol I'm imagining lightning balista on a postern wall
    Which ones the wife and which is the husband is up to you :D
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  • altemriel
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    LOL

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    Edited by altemriel on November 19, 2017 12:07PM
  • Sixty5
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    Yeah being married sounds awful. Sure glad I am single!

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  • Graydon
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    Raid or get laid...

    Marrying the most beautiful woman in the world makes it a very easy choice.
  • Strider__Roshin
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    Being married is pretty easy honestly. When I was dating around back in the day, I was only dating women that were great wife material. Most people date for superficial reasons which is why a lot of relationships fall apart.
  • TequilaFire
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    Married is my wife sends me that purple recipe I can't find!
  • coop500
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    In my family, it's the male that's making all the rules... Though I'm not married myself, my parents are giving me prime examples of what being married could be like.

    It stinks, even for the female.
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  • Daimmyo
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    I don't do those dailies, I have +15% rant tanking and I can mitigate with both my ears all critical damage incoming words by 50% at least.

    If I smoke some weed, that buffs my tank for + 45%.

  • Mettaricana
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    Being married is like living in a house with a floor made of legos one wrong step and your life becomes hell mosery and pain. Sometimes though even the bed chair table and toilet become legos also.... beware
  • Wrubius_Coronaria
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    (I see nothing funny)
    Edited by Wrubius_Coronaria on November 19, 2017 3:34PM
  • Arizona_Steve
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    Sounds like a lot of you are with the wrong person. Not married myself, but have been with my GF for nearly 10 years, and honestly it's pretty easy going.
    Edited by Arizona_Steve on November 19, 2017 3:45PM
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  • TequilaFire
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    Sounds like a lot of you are with the wrong person. Not married myself, but have been with my GF for nearly 10 years, and honestly it's pretty easy going.

    I have no complaints but after living with my wife 13 years before marriage, I can testify that it does change after marriage.
    Edited by TequilaFire on November 19, 2017 3:49PM
  • Nightfall12
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    In marriage sometimes you are the healer, and sometimes you are the tank. Knowing which roles to fill when is the key. This is yet another argument for hybrids...
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    Mine is being with my best friend for life! Met in swg years ago and been together since. No husband or wife agro to worry about.

    but this is also true :), fortunately!!
  • Linaleah
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    married is your SO offering to do your daily writs for you, when you have to be away from your computer long enough to miss them.

    marry a person who shares your values and at least respects your preferences and hobbies even if they don't necessarily share them. (naturally, you have to reciprocate in kind, or it doesn't work)
    dirty worthless casual.
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    Mine is being with my best friend for life! Met in swg years ago and been together since. No husband or wife agro to worry about.

    Same here. Met mine in Warhammer Online! Neither one of us forces the other to do things one doesn't want to do. We both contribute to the house and when it comes to hobbies and entertainment, some we do together and some we do apart without any feelings of jealousy or neglect.

    Essentially, she's a rockstar and one of the most awesome people I've ever met in my life.



    Edited by Storymaster on November 20, 2017 2:30PM
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  • Hecker777
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    My fiancee and I don't have issues like this. As long as we are equally contributing to the housework and I don't spend ALL WEEKEND on ESO, she is chill about it. She knows gaming is a passion of mine and supports me. During the week we are both so burned out from work/school she doesn't give half a crap what I do hahaha
    No class CC and I don't run a gap closer...so yeah if you streak away from me I'll probably bird spam you WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO??
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  • Mephisto939
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    It's kind of like the Halls of Torment... which is why I got divorced.
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    Waiting to get married until I find a female version of Cadwell
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  • Anacario
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    Good thing my girl plays the game with me.

    If getting married is so awful, why get married?
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  • ArchMikem
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    coop500 wrote: »
    In my family, it's the male that's making all the rules... Though I'm not married myself, my parents are giving me prime examples of what being married could be like.

    It stinks, even for the female.

    Sounds like your family needs some liberating. Depose your Dictator and hold Democratic elections.
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  • AnviOfVai
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    JUST BRING FOOD

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    Then its all good :)
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    Caitsith wrote: »
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    (I see nothing funny)

    I got you, hang on.
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    It's funny because the "dungeon" is her body and he's trying to raid it. If you ever don't get a joke, just think about how it could relate to sex and that's probably what the joke was.
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