Maintenance for the week of April 13:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – April 13
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – April 13
The Ebonshadow Shield looks like lady parts
-
Insandros✭✭✭✭Aye who knows, maybe the blacksmither was inspired by Molag Kena's part, cuz it's definately not looking human parts :P1 -
DocFrost72✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭logarifmik wrote: »Part of the shield looks like part of a lady? Grow up! Just PLAY with it!
Rephrase right now young man/lady!2 -
vyndral13preub18_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I wonder if 9 months after you stab it with your sword, do little baby shields come out?6 -
AlienSlof✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Now I can never unsee that!
RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend, my Shining Light. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.3 -
parkham✭✭✭"Not only do I have the shield, I have the chestplate too!"
PC-NA-EST
- All's Faire Guild
- Divine Crusade Guild
- Greybeards & Gals Guild
- Dead Citizens Guild1 -
parkham✭✭✭GreenSoup2HoT wrote: »@Kammakazi good thread.
This is like the best thread ever. Except for sorc hate threads, yeah.. but this is pretty awesome.
PC-NA-EST
- All's Faire Guild
- Divine Crusade Guild
- Greybeards & Gals Guild
- Dead Citizens Guild1 -
DMuehlhausen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Nemesis7884 wrote: »not really but noce to see where your mimd went...if a shield stimulates you, ots probably time for a cold shower
A friend of mine requested images of the two styles in shields and she pointed it out, not me
If your friend is noticing lady parts in a shield I think I would like meet her...can you set this up?
1 -
STEVIL✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I don't understand if you are happy with that or you would prefer it looks like something else.
perhaps a Tower Shield instead?Proudly skooma free while talks-when-drunk is in mandatory public housing.
YFMV Your Fun May Vary.
First Law of Nerf-o-Dynamics
"The good way I used to get good kills *with good skill* was good but the way others kill me now is bad."1 -
scipionumatia✭✭✭✭It is appropriate for a shield... as Betty White once said "those things take a pounding"Scipio Numantia Red guard Nightblade PvP- AD
Scipio Asiaticus Khajiit Nightblade (CRAFTER/DPS) PvE- EP
Altmer Nightblade PvP- EP
Fueoculto Breton Templar (DPS) PvE- EP
Rasoculto Orc Dragon Knight PvP- EP
Caethus Argonian Templar (HEAL) PvE- EP
Vale Oso Nord Sorc (DPS) PvE- AD
Sir-Galahad-the-pure Altmer Sorc (DPS) PvE- EP
Scipionumantine Imperial Templar PvP- EP
Un-bearable Imperial Warden PVP- EP
Vale Bear Altmer Warden PvP- EP
Baits-All-Zergs Argonian Dragon knight PVP- DC12 -
PS4_ZeColmeia✭✭✭✭✭Apparently the shield motif inherently grants reinforced and impenetrable.
It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.PSN: ***___Chan (3 _s)
Hybrid, All-Role NB4 -
Rouven✭✭✭✭✭
✭I see the typical "grey" alien face in the middle, but with large ears and a flowing beard. Maybe I've been married for too long.
Ouch, I didn't see you there honey, ou...Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. ~ Terry Pratchett5 -
RANKK7✭✭✭✭✭
✭
oh, someone got the meaning
Edited by RANKK7 on November 8, 2017 12:36PMlll
"I really don't know who the **** came off with this change. Definitely somebody who does not play the game, that's for sure".
lll0 -
Tyreal1974✭✭✭✭PS4_ZeColmeia wrote: »Apparently the shield motif inherently grants reinforced and impenetrable.
It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
2 -
Megabear✭✭✭✭✭
✭*face palm*Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton0 -
Skullstachio✭✭✭✭✭Tyreal1974 wrote: »PS4_ZeColmeia wrote: »Apparently the shield motif inherently grants reinforced and impenetrable.
It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
Who else but Quagmire! If you see me anywhere. Know that I am sitting back with a bag of popcorn, watching as ESO burns the goodwill of its player base with practices that only disrespects the players time like it did to me and many others...
If a game does not respect your time, best thing to do is move on from it and find something else.0 -
Kram8ion✭✭✭✭✭
✭Well I suppose it's a little bit different than having a c**k on your back but vagence shall be yours
Aussie lag is real!0 -
PurpleDrank✭✭✭ParaNostram wrote: »Eh, things are phallic all the time. Nothing wrong with something having qualities like a ***... Would that make the shield vulvic? Or would it be labial?
Edit: OH MY GOD THE LITERAL MEDICAL TERM IS CENSORED WHAT IN THE ACTUAL *** ZOS!?!?
Perhaps "yonic"
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/yonic
1 -
Konstant_Tel_Necris✭✭✭✭✭Nocturnal show her feminine nature again, good to see thats ESO adapt to Lore.
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Nocturnal
Originaly Seducers daedra associated with Nocturnal
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Jaciel_Morgen
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Seducer#Seducer1 -
red_emu✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭The wee man in a boat looks like huge crow! That's a spot easy to find PC - EU:
Falathren Noctis - AD MagNecro
Falathren - AD StamSorc
Falathren Eryndaer - AD StamDen
Falathren Irimion - AD MagPlar
Talagan Falathren - AD StamDK
Falathren Infernis - AD MagDK
Your-Ex - AD MagBlade0
