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When you realize The Prophet is actually evil and a lunatic.

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Megabear
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The Prophet convinces Lyris to be imprisoned in hell by swapping places with him. I think to myself, "yeah right". Shockingly, Lyris, agrees. As for me I just kind of go along with it. I mean, I just, REALLY want to escape from hell.

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Well, I hope The Prophet keeps his end of the bargain because Lyris does NOT look comfortable. At least he looks like a guy you can trust. Blind old man in rags that suffered god knows how long of a torture just exudes sanity.

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The Prophet does keep his end of the bargain, sort of. He kills me as soon as I escape from hell. Still trying to process as to why he would save me only to kill me.

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Two ghosts now. Only difference is, his ghost is just a hologram as opposed to an actual ghost that is me.

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No, not really. Molag Bal is picking me up, he says hello. If you ever go back to hell remind me never to swap places with you. Thanks.

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    Dying after the jump at the end of the tutorial is actually a bug, it wasn't always like that.
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    max_only wrote: »
    Dying after the jump at the end of the tutorial is actually a bug, it wasn't always like that.

    I never died after a tutorial before. What I did different this time is, I jumped off couple times before Prophet was done talking, except it just teleported me back to where Prophet was. Maybe that induced the death?
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    Megabear wrote: »
    The Prophet convinces Lyris to be imprisoned in hell by swapping places with him.

    To be fair Lyris was already stuck in Coldharbour just not in the Prophet's particular cell.

    But yeah after what he put everyone through beforehand I have to wonder how he got such a hold over all of those people that they're still willing to go through all that for him.
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    i know right, just how much felldew was varen consuming in order to think he could be "reborn" dragonborn...

    not only delusional - but, incredibly dumb for trusting mannimarco...didn't he kick him out of the psijic order for doing some shady stuff...

    yeah, varen was on about the same scale of magnificence as ol' king emeric...
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    geonsocal wrote: »
    i know right, just how much felldew was varen consuming...

    Well, there's a term I haven't thought about in years.
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    starkerealm wrote: »
    geonsocal wrote: »
    i know right, just how much felldew was varen consuming...

    Well, there's a term I haven't thought about in years.

    i've gone through a few odd "research" phases of elder scrolls - i remember spending a while trying to find some tes equivalent for cannabis...

    there is none...seems about everything they have is a pretty over the top narcotic...most likely i'd have to settle for mead only in tamriel...

    http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Drugs

    yeah, i know - too much idle time :#
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    Varen Aquilarios exposed as secret smurf. He throws you down on that ruined tower on Kenarthi's Rooost just to get those 1.5K AP and be emperor again: "Die banana scum!"
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    The prophet doesnt persuade anything though. Lyris decides this on her own.
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    The prophet doesnt persuade anything though. Lyris decides this on her own.

    I know, but I'm just retelling my version of the story in my mind lol.
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    Megabear wrote: »
    The Prophet convinces Lyris to be imprisoned in hell by swapping places with him.
    Coldharbour is not the same as "hell" ...
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    Always sacrifice the prophet at the end crew
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    He makes a fine ghost at the end of it all...and think of the alternative - getting haunted by Lyris instead...nooooooo.
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    SirAndy wrote: »
    Megabear wrote: »
    The Prophet convinces Lyris to be imprisoned in hell by swapping places with him.
    Coldharbour is not the same as "hell" ...
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    I was making my own fiction within a fiction :)
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    Asardes wrote: »
    Varen Aquilarios exposed as secret smurf. He throws you down on that ruined tower on Kenarthi's Rooost just to get those 1.5K AP and be emperor again: "Die banana scum!"
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    What is this?
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    maybe still a spoiler tag in order? maybe
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    Nemesis7884 wrote: »
    maybe still a spoiler tag in order? maybe

    Yes, maybe a bit late but
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    I remember my first death in ESO.
    Was on my NB, jumped off the platform and into the abyss when the Prophet instructed me to escape Coldharbour at the end of the starting quest. Pretty amusing.
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    Nemesis7884 wrote: »
    maybe still a spoiler tag in order? maybe

    This is a tutorial. Only time this is a spoiler is if you haven't played the game, skipped tutorial or stopped playing mid-tutorial. Might even get people to actually go through their tutorial or make some realize it exists.
    Edited by Megabear on September 12, 2017 9:14PM
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    Megabear wrote: »
    Nemesis7884 wrote: »
    maybe still a spoiler tag in order? maybe

    This is a tutorial. Only time this is a spoiler is if you haven't played the game, skipped tutorial or stopped playing mid-tutorial. Might even get people to actually go through their tutorial or make some realize it exists.

    A couple people have been referring to him by name, though. Which, I mean, it's a spoiler from 2014, so... really, who do they have to blame at this point?
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