VESTIGE! Nirn needs you....*not this guy again*

Drakkdjinn

He always finds me, and he's awfully persistent.

Drakkdjinn

Vestige! Bring me a danish!

ZiRM

Vestige!Did you fart?It smells like a rotting mudcrab in here!

Drakkdjinn

Vestige! Can you feed my cats while I'm out of town next week?

Drakkdjinn

VESTIGE! How do I reset my iTunes password?

Fang_of_Lorkhaj

VESTIGE! What's a Twitter?

Eddyble

All I could think of while reading these...

Tryxus

Vestige, the toilet is backing up. Prevent the Stinkburst and save Tamriel from this evil I've unleashed

EttinTheBreton

Nice job on the emails! xD I thought this was a new way of beginning the main quests at first...then I read "I have developed a rash [...]" LOL!

Drakkdjinn

EttinTheBreton wrote: »

Nice job on the emails! xD I thought this was a new way of beginning the main quests at first...then I read "I have developed a rash [...]" LOL!

Lol thanks, Varen the Prophet is one of my magsorcs and I send these to troll friends in game

Eddyble wrote: »

All I could think of while reading these...

ESOFoo

You win internet! I haven't laughed this hard in as long as I can remember.

Eddyble

Drakkdjinn wrote: »

EttinTheBreton wrote: »

Nice job on the emails! xD I thought this was a new way of beginning the main quests at first...then I read "I have developed a rash [...]" LOL!

Lol thanks, Varen the Prophet is one of my magsorcs and I send these to troll friends in game

Eddyble wrote: »

All I could think of while reading these...

The system is down?

Drakkdjinn

Vestige! If you hate homsar so much, why don't you kill him?

crashen17b14_ESO

There should be a mailing list. Subscribe and receive periodic messages from the companions.

Good evening,

I recently heard of your accomplishments in Morrowind. Saving the continent from daedric influence is a big achievement for one such as you. Not so great as founding a dynasty and fathering an Empress, or devising and performing a ritual channeling the very power of Akatosh in the heart of Coldharbour, but a surprising accomplishment for someone of your birth and education. You have earned a treat. Meet me in the Harborage and I shall grant you the boon of laundering my linens. I hope you appreciate the honor, they are quite a bit more valuable than I am sure anything you own. They are aldmeri silk, which I received in bulk after negotiating an impressive trade deal with the Altmer.

Your intellectual superior,
Abnur Tharn

Ps whats the wifi password?

Drakkdjinn

crashen17b14_ESO wrote: »

There should be a mailing list. Subscribe and receive periodic messages from the companions.

Good evening,

I recently heard of your accomplishments in Morrowind. Saving the continent from daedric influence is a big achievement for one such as you. Not so great as founding a dynasty and fathering an Empress, or devising and performing a ritual channeling the very power of Akatosh in the heart of Coldharbour, but a surprising accomplishment for someone of your birth and education. You have earned a treat. Meet me in the Harborage and I shall grant you the boon of laundering my linens. I hope you appreciate the honor, they are quite a bit more valuable than I am sure anything you own. They are aldmeri silk, which I received in bulk after negotiating an impressive trade deal with the Altmer.

Your intellectual superior,
Abnur Tharn

Ps whats the wifi password?

I volunteer as tribute

jcaceresw

Hope the moderators do not close this thread. So funny.

Drakkdjinn

jcaceresw wrote: »

Hope the moderators do not close this thread. So funny.

Doesn't matter where we go, doesn't matter how many threads they close: The prophet will not be stopped. He will find you. And he will annoy you.

Aeslief

jcaceresw wrote: »

Hope the moderators do not close this thread. So funny.

Pointless! Ten new threads open for each that is closed! Destroy this thread and scores more will take its place.

MattT1988

VESTIGE! Who got kicked off Top Model this week? I forgot to tape it.

ArchMikem

RAMIREZ! Save Ameri...Oh wait, wrong game.

VESTIGE! Save Tamriel!

Countcalorie

VESTIGE!do you know how long Ive been looking for you?

Shardan4968

Greetingz Vestige.

Nova Sky

A great thread, OP. Quite a rarity on the forums as of late, too.

Drakkdjinn

Vestige! How many Avocados do I need to make guacamole?

ProfessorKittyhawk

There you are Vestige! You've done enough sidequests. It's time to come to the Harborage and do the next main story quest.

....

Vestige! I've been waiting for days and you still haven't come to so the next main quest. I'm growing tired and impatient. And if I have to listen to Lyris play that damnable flute one more time I may help Molag Bal carry out the Plane Meld.

Drakkdjinn

Vestige! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Myyth

VESTIGE:

Tamriel needs you again.

I am out of [Bananas] and in dire need of you to deliver them to the harbourage. But not just any [Bananas] from the grocer. Only [Bananas] from the deepest depths of Cold Harbour will do. There will be many dangers to be faced. Come quickly and I will open a portal for you.

Drakkdjinn

Vestige! Is there server maintenance today?

MudcrabSammich

VESTIGE! Perhaps you find it amusing that that you substituted spoiled food for the bananas I asked you to bring me. I, on the contrary, find it very unfunny. I have been doubled up all night in pain with very frequent and most inconvenient journeys to the toileting facilities for necessary cleansing and defouling of my robes. At one point, I tripped and slid on said robes and now have what the physicians calla bad sprain of my lower extremity. I will now need to use 2 canes. I will need you to divert your travels to the nearest Mages Guild to purchase the newest medicinals. I hear its something called Imodium and its all the rage, taking Tamriel by storm. Please I beseech you, make haste! I am running out of clean linens.

Drakkdjinn

Vestige! Is it ok for me to look directly at the eclipse? I'm already blind.

Bombashaman

I laughed out loud.