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Most annoying NPC lines
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DigitalEulogy✭✭✭Have you ever been to the cloud district? No, of course you haven't.Edited by DigitalEulogy on August 13, 2017 7:01PM2 -
D0PAMINE✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭"The guild NEEDS you comrad"
"This one has accounts to settle before the moons rise and fall...what do you need"
"The wood elf known as Finedren....."1 -
Druid40✭✭✭✭"Hey, fancy man. Fall on any swords lately?"
"Maybe it's a giant Argonian dung pile. Now who's the silly one?"Edited by Druid40 on August 13, 2017 8:29PM3 -
ArcVelarian✭✭✭✭✭"Ranser you madman! Time to finish this!"
Remember when everyone could hear this?
Murphy's Law of PvP : If it can be abused and or exploited, it will be abused and or exploited.5 -
Vanthras79✭✭✭✭✭DigitalEulogy wrote: »Have you ever been to the cloud district? No, of course you haven't.
I want a reference to arrow knees!
"Erold has need of you stranger" - personal favorite
also the line about loosing ten pounds of ugly fat.
"Have you seen Edeysa carry on on with that dark elf?"Norion Germain - Telvanni Wizard, Covenant Battle Mage, Mage's Guild Magister, Resident of Daggerfall Overlook, Lord of Tel Galen, Psijic Monk, Antiquarian, Breton Scholar, and Traveler.1 -
MasterSpatula✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Praise the Three. You were there to stop Alexandra Conelle at the Coral Heart!"
Every single personal banker I come across. Every. Single. One."A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle5 -
Yakidafi✭✭✭✭✭
✭"the scroll is mine!" for the annoying voice.Moons and sands shall be your guide and path.
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Zimbugga✭✭✭"It's here!"
If you don't know where is it from then you must go Riften. I don't know it is most annoy, but sometimes yes.2 -
ProfessorKittyhawk✭✭✭✭✭
✭"Did you hear? Some stranger saved King Cassimir's life!"
"Do you know who it is? I'd like to buy that hero an ale!"3 -
Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"...The hero of Davon's Watch!...."
"My mounts are bred strong..."
Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!0 -
T1y4hoon✭✭✭When your farming cats in Riften and that dude runs around after you yelling "Halt! I was sent for you!"2
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Hempyre✭✭✭✭That guy that runs over every time i hit the guild traders wtih "halt, I've been sent for you..." Drives me nuts...
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Shawn_PT✭✭✭✭✭
✭The 'Halt! I was sent for you!!' dude in Riften wouldn't annoy me half as much if he didn't sound like he was shouting from the bottom of a well. What's with the odd echo? I swear first time I heard it I was looking around for a ghost or some strange creature to approach with a quest. Turns out it's just a regular breathless guy.
The 'it's here!' line in Riften plays whenever someone is on the quest where a zombie comes out of the water. It suffers from the same issue the fancy man line had which made it play for every single player on the instance instead of just the one questing.
The personal banker who always seems to rant about the Muuth Gnaar monks or somehing. Every. Time. At least the merchant seems to be silent.
That dumb Nord who keeps saying the hist is a dung pile in Stormhold.
'Welcome to the bank of Daggerfall.' Not so much the line as the voice, it's annoying.
The horrible accent on the wood elves. English isn't even my first language and yet it sounds woefully out of place.
The Lord Warden who can't shut the hell up. I mean the short messages announcing an attack are okay, but spending the whole bloody fight boasting about how he turned Lyranth's clan into a loincloth is too much.
That's about all I can think of for now. Going off topic a bit, what bothers me the most about these clingy NPCs is actually the fact that the main questline is not optional at all. As soon as you're approaching a city you're stuck with the prophet's quest and there is no way to drop it. Same with the new Morrowind starting quest. My warden is now stuck with the 'talk to the benefector' step (that actually says his soul has been stolen even before it happened anyway, totally borked that quest summary) just because I indulged and paused to see what the NPC had to say. Why are we not allowed to drop these anyway?1 -
IcyDeadPeople✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭For the longest time, I thought Imperial City was overrun by a gang of mustachioed necromancer ladies, because I kept hearing "Next one of you touches my 'stache draws back a stump!"
Edited by IcyDeadPeople on August 14, 2017 1:58AM1 -
Yo_Donno✭✭✭That one guy that chases you around Grahtwood yelling, "We have observed your travels through Grahtwood...and have need of your PARTICULAR... TALENT."0
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DigitalEulogy✭✭✭Vanthras79 wrote: »DigitalEulogy wrote: »Have you ever been to the cloud district? No, of course you haven't.
I want a reference to arrow knees!
"Erold has need of you stranger" - personal favorite
also the line about loosing ten pounds of ugly fat.
"Have you seen Edeysa carry on on with that dark elf?"
My personal favorite :
That's not a horker that's my wife.
Edited by DigitalEulogy on August 14, 2017 1:42AM2 -
SFDB✭✭✭✭✭
✭"I'm going to lose my shirt here, if they don't pick up their order I don't get paid."
Three years, three months of that. I want to murder her and never stop murdering her. I want to murder to the point that a Khajiit will walk over and wonder why there's nothing but a wagon full of goods and a shirt lying on the ground. I want to murder her so hard that if anyone, anywhere, ever murders, they have to pay me a royalty. I want to murder her until the dictionary replaces the definition of the word "murder" with an arrow pointing in my direction. I want to murder her until the Night Mother gasps in horror.3 -
Erris✭✭✭Sad thing is, she's never once lost her shirt. I've stood there and watched. In fact, my friends and I refer to her as "the lose-her-shirt lady" now.3 -
FrancisCrawford✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Worst for me is the old version of "Welcome to the Bank of Daggerfall".
The Rivenspire bank, previously second-worst, is probably worst now.
There even was an add-on "Banker Shut Up".
Also bad is the Khajit constable lady putting a guy in the stocks in Rawl'kha.0 -
MLGProPlayer✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭- Finedrin receiving the same punishment every time you visit Rawl'kha
- The lady next to the stables in Balmora that gets bitten by a dog every time you walk by
- The guy with the booming (literally at a million decibels), auto-tuned voice in Riften who asks for you help; the first time I heard it, I thought it was a god calling to meEdited by MLGProPlayer on August 14, 2017 4:19AM0 -
LadyLethalla✭✭✭✭✭
✭Not so much the line but the annoying fake posh English accent:
"Halt! Speak to me before entering Mournhold!"
Thankfully she only says it once per visit - so if you go to get the pledges she doesn't repeat herself.
Oh and also the guy in Evermore who says, "You're just the type Sergeant (whatshisname) is looking for!"
NPC quest givers in general make me want to scream, "Why the smeg can't you deal with your OWN damn problems?!"
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Melbourne Australia - the land of Potato Internet.WTB ESO OCEANIC SERVER2 -
Sneaky-Snurr✭✭✭✭✭"It's here!" —somewhere and someone in RiftenThe Order of the Shadows: Nightmare-
EP CP810 Nightblade
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AD CP810 Templar
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AD CP810 Dragon Knight
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AD Lvl 25 Sorceror
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DC Lvl 23 Nightblade
Shadow hide you. -Unknown
There is no clean fight in a war. -Shun Izaki2 -
Livvy✭✭✭✭✭Can we pick one that doesn't exist anymore? Because after years, it is still my most annoying...
"Do you know the old saying? Neither a borrower or a lender be? Rubbish! Without borrowers and lenders, how would we ever be able to buy or sell anything?
But pardon me. Welcome to the Bank of Daggerfall."->--Willow--<-1 -
SlinkySlack✭✭✭"can you believe we have to register to enter the city" = spoken with a blocked Argonian nose in Mornhold
Almost all the banker quotes especially: "praise Vivec you where there to stop Allexandria Cornell from stealing the coral hart" and he tells me he was in prison then when I access him he says "lets do some business" RUN AWAY I think.
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Feanor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Hold there, sera!
And ofc poor Finedrin should be freed from the stocks in Rhawl'ka. Make it a TG quest to unlock his chains. Or something.Main characters: Feanor the Believer - AD Altmer mSorc - AR 50 - Flawless Conqueror (PC EU)Idril Arnanor - AD Altmer mSorc - CP 217 - Stormproof (PC NA)Other characters:Necrophilius Killgood - DC Imperial NecromancerFearscales - AD Argonian Templar - Stormproof (healer)Draco Imperialis - AD Imperial DK (tank)Cabed Naearamarth - AD Dunmer mDKValirion Willowthorne - AD Bosmer stamBladeTuruna - AD Altmer magBladeKheled Zaram - AD Redguard stamDKKibil Nala - AD Redguard stamSorc - StormproofYavanna Kémentárí - AD Breton magWardenAzog gro-Ghâsh - EP Orc stamWardenVidar Drakenblød - DC Nord mDKMarquis de Peyrac - DC Breton mSorc - StormproofRawlith Khaj'ra - AD Khajiit stamWardenTu'waccah - AD Redguard StamplarAll chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.1
