Most annoying NPC lines

Tan9oSuccka

DigitalEulogy wrote: »

"Have you seen Edeysa carry on on with that dark elf?"

It's disgusting!

ZunaRoath

There was one at Nimalten:

"HELP, GIANTS!" Could hear it anywhere from Nimalten to Geirmund's Hall, it came from that farm east of Nimalten. Imagine how fun it was while we were RPing.

Of course the "ITS HERE!" in Riften too. I got to love that one though, and it was my WhatsApp tone for two years.

Ratzkifal

gethemshauna wrote: »

"You wanna cry me a river? Go ahead"

Maybe you can float out of Craglorn.

Haquor

"Its here!"

Mureel

I love the stablemaster in Rivenspire: Need something to riiide?

ola.wilhelmssonb16_ESO

Every line Aelif says. (Fighter's guild quest line). I'm a total "alta-holic", so I have done those quests about 8 times now. Whatever actor they hired to do those lines clearly had a bad day at work when they recorded those. Absolutely abyssmal performance....

Sheylara

"Yes?"

purple-magicb16_ESO

Lol! The guy in Riften saying, "Halt, I was sent for you." is trying to give you a quest. You have to take the quest to get him to leave you alone and get some peace and quiet.

Svenja

Well, yeeees. That's why you must watch your step while on the platform!

blacksghost

"yes? what do you want?"
(every damn village or town etc)

I was only passing by for fecks sake I wasn't wanting anything! how very rude.

Ulfgarde

I'm going to lose my shirt here.

WaltherCarraway

"I must finish this"

- meanwhile in deshaan

Blackbird_V

WelCoMe To ThE BaNK oF daGGerFAlL

SlinkySlack

NPC:"Did you get it, did your invitation arrived?"
2nd NPC:"Rub it in why don't you!?, Shad Astulla has rejected me again..."
NPC:"Nonesense, I'm sure its just a clerical error, you'll be in by next semester" (not sure of the word order in this line)
ME:"Well why don't you come and work for me, after 2 years of rejection its quite clear Shad Astulla will never accept you and my cavern is big and needs cleaning."

SASQUATCH0

Can you believe we have to register to enter the city?

Bam_Bam

theher0not wrote: »

"They say the hist weeps with happiness whenever an argonian hatches. How can a tree weep?"


That guy is so anoying...

"i HEARD IT'S A GREAT BIG ARGONIAN DUNGPILE! NOW WHO'S THE SILLY ONE?!"

Imryll

theher0not wrote: »

"They say the hist weeps with happiness whenever an argonian hatches. How can a tree weep?"


That guy is so anoying...

I was so grateful when my dunmer began turning in her crafting quests in Windhelm. When you time your dash to the wayshrine to avoid hearing the second half of an NPC bark, you know it crosses a line.

Stania

"I loooove visiting the forge! It's always soooo toasty here". I love it and hate it at the same time.

BadLuckCharm

theher0not wrote: »

"They say the hist weeps with happiness whenever an argonian hatches. How can a tree weep?"

Tan9oSuccka wrote: »

Nedras....A thief?

Ungh. And most guards. Just.... shut up.

Mirelurk wrote: »

"I'm going to lose my shirt here, if they don't pick up their order I don't get paid."

Yeah, a bit. I say just let her lose her shirt just once. Let's all watch. She might up and do something herself next time, instead.

OC_Justice

"HAMMER and STEEL" Metal smith in Vivec.

And thanks to OP for a great thread.

Tan9oSuccka

SASQUATCH0 wrote: »

Can you believe we have to register to enter the city?

Paints-with-Dreams is awesome!!

Octopuss

"Selling, buying, trading....", ideally with that old woman's voice.

MAKE IT STOP!!!

Minyassa

"You saved Glenumbra? I...guess I'm impressed."

Not so much because of what she's saying but what it implies. Excuse me but my characters are NOT the types to run around bragging about their own exploits! No!

"You're just the type Sergeant Antieve is looking for!"

Stop hitting on me.

"Need something to ride?" (after I rode up on a steed)

I said, stop hitting on me!

"Do you have any idea how long I've been l--"

*SLAP!!* GET OFF ME YOU INSUFFERABLE HARPY, I'LL GO WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT!

Coilbox

What?! Haven't you ever seen a wood elf before?!

BadLuckCharm

Minyassa wrote: »

"Do you have any idea how long I've been l--"

*SLAP!!* GET OFF ME YOU INSUFFERABLE HARPY, I'LL GO WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT!

This one, actually, does get me the most. I like it when i can zip past her and she doesn't get to say it, but i'd rather be able to just....nah. Just tie her up beside the ambassador. Should be adequate.

beetleklee

"What? Haven't you ever seen a wood elf before?"
"I erect the spine of welcome."
I spend a lot of time in Mournhold so I get sick of hearing those lines.

Octopuss

OMG, I have a new number one.
"They say the hist weeps with happiness when an Argonian hatches."
The guy sounds like a true ***. What an idiotic voice. I just want to kill him slowly.

PlagueSD

Shut up, Shut up, Shut. Up!!!

Minyassa

Octopuss wrote: »

OMG, I have a new number one.
"They say the hist weeps with happiness when an Argonian hatches."
The guy sounds like a true ***. What an idiotic voice. I just want to kill him slowly.

I had a pickpocketing quest there earlier and heard this exchange over and over, he IS a jerk. He has that brain-damaged jock stereotype voice. I'm surprised he gets away with flat out insulting the Hist like that, where he is. Sheesh!

Cpt_Ati

T1y4hoon wrote: »

When your farming cats in Riften and that dude runs around after you yelling "Halt! I was sent for you!"

one time that guy teleported inside the bank