Most annoying NPC lines

Koensol

amir412 wrote: »

"OVER THERE ITS MEREEL"
I swear i would slap that *** if i could :<

Ahahaha yes this must be among the most cheesy and annoying NPC lines in the game. When I did spindleclutch 2 last week I was thinking exactly that!

gethemshauna wrote: »

"You wanna cry me a river? Go ahead"

"...Maybe you can float out of Craglorn..."

Another terrible collection of lines with truly the worst voice acting in the game are from the beastmaster boss in Blessed Crucible. Her absolute worst line is:
"From the vulcanic island of Vvardenfel!!"

Pele

"Healer! I need aid!"

theroyalestpythonnub18_ESO

"Next person who touches my stash pulls back a stump."
-Overheard every 3 *** seconds in the Elven Gardens

You are a brainwashed zombie-soldier stationed in the razed husk of the Imperial City. What could you possibly own that has any value to anyone?

AlexanderS

Aelif of the fighters guild speaking.... I like the khajit but she.... T_T

Catulo

To be honest, almost nothing annoys me, but here's a list of my most favourite phrases:

1) "Bah! To Sovngarde with you." - "Me? How about to Sovngarde with YOU?"

2) "So much fire."

3) "Come to me my minions!"

altemriel

This one was an adventurer like you, but the she got an....asparagus in her ear....

Everstorm

Catulo wrote: »

To be honest, almost nothing annoys me, but here's a list of my most favourite phrases:

1) "Bah! To Sovngarde with you." - "Me? How about to Sovngarde with YOU?"

2) "So much fire."

3) "Come to me my minions!"

I also don't get annoyed by any of them. /shrug Then again I'm very good at ignoring ppl in RL as well.

AlienSlof

SFDB wrote: »

Mirelurk wrote: »

"I'm going to lose my shirt here, if they don't pick up their order I don't get paid."

Three years, three months of that. I want to murder her and never stop murdering her. I want to murder to the point that a Khajiit will walk over and wonder why there's nothing but a wagon full of goods and a shirt lying on the ground. I want to murder her so hard that if anyone, anywhere, ever murders, they have to pay me a royalty. I want to murder her until the dictionary replaces the definition of the word "murder" with an arrow pointing in my direction. I want to murder her until the Night Mother gasps in horror.

^ This! So very much, THIS!! ^

I so wish that Khajiit would take out a contract on her. I'd happily do it free of charge for him.

Tigeracer

How has nobody mentioned Molag Kena? She has the worst voice in the entire game!!!

Feanor

Tigeracer wrote: »

How has nobody mentioned Molag Kena? She has the worst voice in the entire game!!!

Au contraire. I love it. Turn the mortals to dust!!

Zerok

Catulo wrote: »

3) "Come to me my minions!"

Dancing rat guy in Wayrest sewers I?

Always funny to watch lol

Hawco10

phairdon wrote: »

"Do you know how long I've been looking for you?!"

That one and ""Cry me a river" from the guy in Belkarth market

The Uninvited

O_LYKOS wrote: »

Whoever the idiot in Riften is chasing me around gasping and talking [snip] to me.

I even tried to lose him and ran in to the bank. Nope. Idiot followed me in there

[Edited for profanity]

HALT!!! I WAS SENT FOR YOU!

profundidob16_ESO

Erris wrote: »

Sad thing is, she's never once lost her shirt. I've stood there and watched. In fact, my friends and I refer to her as "the lose-her-shirt lady" now.

wouldn't it be amazing if one day we tp into craglorn and hear her say: "Well there you have it, I lost my shirt to that deal.." and when you look at her you you see her standing there in her bra ?

Inarre

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU?

blacksghost

'Well done outlander well done"

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