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Most annoying NPC lines
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I've only been playing for two weeks and I'm already sick to my stomach from all the NPCs that start chasing me when I log in or enter a zone. Also other random lines.
The most annoying are the Fighters Guild ones with the "The guild has need of you, comrade!" spoken in that extremely annoying tone.
Followed by "Lift with the legs, always the legs."
I'm always like "Shut the [snip] up, I'll talk to you when I feel like it!"
What's yours?
Edited by ZOS_Mika on August 13, 2017 8:16PM The most annoying are the Fighters Guild ones with the "The guild has need of you, comrade!" spoken in that extremely annoying tone.
Followed by "Lift with the legs, always the legs."
I'm always like "Shut the [snip] up, I'll talk to you when I feel like it!"
What's yours?
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amir412✭✭✭✭✭
✭"OVER THERE ITS MEREEL"
I swear i would slap that *** if i could :<Edited by amir412 on August 13, 2017 11:09AM9 -
phairdon✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭"Do you know how long I've been looking for you?!"
Edited by phairdon on August 13, 2017 12:01PMYour immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)38 -
Mirelurk✭✭✭✭"I'm going to lose my shirt here, if they don't pick up their order I don't get paid."Knights of Nirn | Daggerfall Covenant | PC | NA server
Swamplurk | V16 | Breton | Sorceror
Morass | V16 | Breton | Templar
Knightmire | V16 | Imperial | Dragonknight
Catagory | V9 | Khajit | Nightblade32 -
Fishoscandi✭✭✭✭I was in Grahtwood the other day and some Bosmer chased after me: "Stop please, I need your help!". That happens to me in many zones. It is kind of creepy.Fishoscandi - Orc NB
Cookie of Dough - Dunmer Templar
Smells Like Tree Spirit - Bosmer Sorc
EU PC4 -
getemshauna✭✭✭✭✭"You wanna cry me a river? Go ahead"Founder of Call of the Undaunted
Youtube Channel18 -
RaddlemanNumber7✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭"Well done, outlander! Well done!"
The worst part is that we can't just stab these people.
PC EU8 -
RizzlyBear✭✭✭"At'avar, WHERE. ARE. YOU?" - Most annoying
"Why aid that WRETCH?" - Most badass (Lord Warden)
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Miaura✭✭✭"You`re a couple of arrows short of a quiver, arent` you ?" - heard that so very many times too many in Elden root with my bosmer, before she became famous and they started singing her praises. Rly extremely annoying these "spiky" or whatever they are meant to be "we hate you" kinds of shouts, especially in your own races towns, when you are riding by, you are nobody and you dont even stop to talk to them!
Very unrealistic too- only nasty comments in over 40 years of real life in many huge towns and small villages I have ever heard passing by have been some very few random "hooker " calls from totally drunken hobos.Edited by Miaura on August 13, 2017 12:27PM2 -
red_emu✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭NPCs are basically bullies of Tamriel.
"Oh you call me stupid mr potato Farmer? Fine! Here's my sword. Defeat Molag Bal and stop the plane meld yourself! Good luck!" *Drops mic*PC - EU:
Falathren Noctis - AD MagNecro
Falathren - AD StamSorc
Falathren Eryndaer - AD StamDen
Falathren Irimion - AD MagPlar
Talagan Falathren - AD StamDK
Falathren Infernis - AD MagDK
Your-Ex - AD MagBlade6 -
Tasear✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I've only been playing for two weeks and I'm already sick to my stomach from all the NPCs that start chasing me when I log in or enter a zone. Also other random lines.
The most annoying are the Fighters Guild ones with the "The guild has need of you, comrade!" spoken in that extremely annoying tone.
Followed by "Lift with the legs, always the legs."
I'm always like "Shut the [snip] up, I'll talk to you when I feel like it!"
What's yours?
The dialog changes as you do quests....so....Edited by ZOS_Mika on August 13, 2017 8:17PM1 -
W0lf_z13✭✭✭✭✭
✭"Bark.... bark.... bark .... " - keeps running by - "whimpers" - runs back through - "bark.... bark.... bark..... whimpers"Breton Nightblade ~ Fang of the Wolf ~ (50) | Altmer Dragonknight ~ Ðårk Ŵølf ~ (50) | Altmer Necro ~ Ðeåth Ŵølf ~ (50)
☣☣☣ | Alliance ~Daggerfall Covenant~ | Server ~NA PC~ | CP's ~2156~ | ☣☣☣10 -
Keldheir✭✭✭✭"Freedom!", yelled by the Prophet when released from his prison, accompanied by his old man moaning.
"You have a face that could curdle milk. Keep walking." and "Go ahead, surprise me. Say something intelligent." I think those were said by guards but I haven't heard that in ages.
Everything said by Lyris.PC EU5 -
Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Nothing against poor Angier, but I am glad she got off this subject...
"Do you know the old saying? Neither a borrower or a lender be? Rubbish! Without borrowers and lenders, how would we ever be able to buy or sell anything?"XBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
PC NA/EU: @Elsonso
PSN NA/EU: @ElsonsoJannus
Total in-game hours: 11321
X/Twitter: ElsonsoJannus6 -
theher0not✭✭✭✭✭"They say the hist weeps with happiness whenever an argonian hatches. How can a tree weep?"
That guy is so anoying...4 -
O_LYKOS✭✭✭✭✭
✭Whoever the idiot in Riften is chasing me around gasping and talking [snip] to me.
I even tried to lose him and ran in to the bank. Nope. Idiot followed me in there
[Edited for profanity]Edited by ZOS_Mika on August 13, 2017 8:18PMPC NA - GreggsSausageRoll0 -
ThePrinceOfBargains✭✭✭✭✭
✭The conversation in Grahtwood between the Spinner lady and those three ambassadors. For whatever reason, the developers thought it was a brilliant idea to have this play on loop. Instead of being a one time occurrence.5 -
MudcrabSammich✭✭✭lordrichter wrote: »Nothing against poor Angier, but I am glad she got off this subject...
"Do you know the old saying? Neither a borrower or a lender be? Rubbish! Without borrowers and lenders, how would we ever be able to buy or sell anything?"
You can blame Shakespeare for that one.0 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭"I'm going to lose my shirt here, if they don't pick up their order I don't get paid."
Oddly I enjoy getting irritated at this gal. She is such an example of "I want to whine, I don't want to solve the problem"Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
GarethDav✭✭Any Banker.
Especially after repeated switches between your personal Bank, Guild Bank and Guild Store, only to have to replay the start of their convo between each switch. 2 -
WuffyCerulei✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭THE HERO OF DAVONS WATCH!! Said by random dunmer, even the banker assistant and guards in Cyrodiil.Edited by WuffyCerulei on August 13, 2017 6:49PM"Buzz Lightyear toy isle shot" Stormcalling/Animal Companions/Assassination PVP build hater
Bring Back Pure Class Build Power5 -
maboleth✭✭✭✭✭
✭I usually enjoy and love many NPC lines but the one that makes me cringe every time I hear her:
stealing rotten tomatoes ... dumping refuse on the head of the Altmer Commander, Faruin, during his visit to the Rawl'kha Clan Mother and on and on and on.
I even tried using blade of woe, but not possible.
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