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This is a stupid thing that just popped into my head so why not make it a thread and have some fun? ESO Forums Skills!
It's been a busy week and this is the first real day I've had free to post, so need to catch on my my trash posting.
Trash Posting
This skill lets you post in a thread without saying anything productive producing X awesome per post.
Poll Spam
This skill lets you create multiple polls in an hour.
Complaint
Post a complaint about something on the forums.
Edited by Turelus on July 28, 2017 10:46AM It's been a busy week and this is the first real day I've had free to post, so need to catch on my my trash posting.
Trash Posting
This skill lets you post in a thread without saying anything productive producing X awesome per post.
- Morph 1: Meme Spam - This skill now morphs to instead post memes doubling the number of awesome per post.
- Morph 2: Offensive Trolling - This skill now offends everyone tripling your awesome per post but making you 50% more susceptible to moderation attacks.
Poll Spam
This skill lets you create multiple polls in an hour.
- Morph 1: Constructive Feedback - This morph allows your polls to generate useful feedback but makes them twice as likely to vanish from the front page.
- Morph 2: Bias Petition - This morph means people who vote now have to agree with your point of view or not vote however by doing this will taunt constructive posters enraging them.
Complaint
Post a complaint about something on the forums.
- Morph 1: Constructive Criticism - This morph gives valid feedback ZOS can use.
- Morph 2: Unconstructive Whining - This morph gives nothing useful but increases you chances for Agree and Awesome reactions.
We're pretty sure there needs to be a balance pass on this as a far more posters are selecting the second morph rather than the first one.
@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
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✭Don't forget the forum racial passive for
Freebie Request
Request escalating demands for freebies if you complain in [2,3,4] threads."If a stick of fish is a fish stick, it will stick like other fish sticks stick"
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GreyWolf_79✭✭✭✭Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling.
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The forums Emperor is @Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points.GreyWolf_79 wrote: »Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling.
I like this one. Got an awesome from me.Don't forget the forum racial passive for
Freebie Request
Request escalating demands for freebies if you complain in [2,3,4] threads.
@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."2 -
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Cult Starting
Ultimate - This shall be the next meta post!
It's not the end of the world
It's the end of the world... burn everything in sight
P.S It's not complaining... it's feedback...really.............
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✭✭✭✭✭Natch Potes Skill Line
This skill line is obtained upon being the first one to initiate the Natch Potes Thread every maintenance Monday.
- Morph 1 : Unlocked upon having asked the ETA for reopening the server a 100 times.
- Morph 2 : Unlocked upon having asked for rescheduling the maintenance hours during YOUR nighttime or working hours.
Each posting of the seagulls meme grants you 20XP in this skill line, regardless of the morph.
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The forums Emperor is @Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points.GreyWolf_79 wrote: »Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling.
I like this one. Got an awesome from me.Don't forget the forum racial passive for
Freebie Request
Request escalating demands for freebies if you complain in [2,3,4] threads.
Wait... is Roh emperor of the forums as a whole, or just emperor of trash posting? I'm happy to let him win the whole enchilada, but give me a chance... I'm new here, but I have decades of experience posting random ramblings on multiple forums... if you're looking for off-topic quirky spam posts, trust me, I am your guy! I can post dozens of posts on various topics every single day without ever contributing anything useful or informative. I hardly know anything about high level play in this game, yet I'm willing to unabashedly post completely unfounded opinions in an obnoxiously verbose fashion that make me appear simultaneously both arrogant and ignorant. Just give me a chance!3 -
Tezlakipuka✭✭✭This skill line needs an ultimate.
Front page chaos
Randomly sorts all threads on the first x pages in your current forum. [x scales with max insightfuls and awesome damage]
- Morph 1: Moderator's chaos: Now randomly moves some threads to and from other forums, resulting in a complete mess
- Morph 2: Wrath of the trolls: Always moves your own threads to the front page and has a chance to apply a red "Z" to them, baiting other community members to open your threads.
Trash Posting
This skill lets you post in a thread without saying anything productive producing X awesome per post.- Morph 1: Meme Spam - This skill now morphs to instead post memes doubling the number of awesome per post.
- Morph 2: Offensive Trolling - This skill now offends everyone tripling your awesome per post but making you 50% more susceptible to moderation attacks.
So this will be a buff if you recieve less than 2 awesome per post in average, and a nerf otherwise.Edited by Tezlakipuka on July 28, 2017 11:16AM4 -
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Well they're the player Emperor, via constructive or trash post they have risen above all others to seize that which is the Reactions Throne (it's made entirely of awesome hearts).GreyWolf_79 wrote: »
The forums Emperor is Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points.GreyWolf_79 wrote: »Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling.
I like this one. Got an awesome from me.Don't forget the forum racial passive for
Freebie Request
Request escalating demands for freebies if you complain in [2,3,4] threads.
Wait... is Roh emperor of the forums as a whole, or just emperor of trash posting? I'm happy to let him win the whole enchilada, but give me a chance... I'm new here, but I have decades of experience posting random ramblings on multiple forums... if you're looking for off-topic quirky spam posts, trust me, I am your guy! I can post dozens of posts on various topics every single day without ever contributing anything useful or informative. I hardly know anything about high level play in this game, yet I'm willing to unabashedly post completely unfounded opinions in an obnoxiously verbose fashion that make me appear simultaneously both arrogant and ignorant. Just give me a chance!
The true forums power however is Mrs @ZOS_GinaBruno with 43,000 points.
One does not simply leave no reaction to the Queen of Natch Potes.
@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."2 -
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Don't forget the ultimate though:
Demand Nerf.- Instantly cast to ask for a Nerf of every skill, class and set.
- Morph 1: Demand for double Nerf of mag sorcs.
- Morph 2: Demand for buff to your own class.
Priests of Hircine
Werewolves who bite for FREE! PC/EUOur total free bites: 7000+Guild Subreddit | Forum Thread | YouTube PlaylistTotal Champion Points: 1000+Main Character: Ithaera - Stam DK, Nord, Female, DD, Werewolf.
Rothelnog - Stam NB, Orc, Male, DD, Werewolf.
J'Xena - Mag DK, Khajiit, Female, DD, Werewolf.
Dances-With-Frost-Dragons - DK, Argonian, Male, Tank, Werewolf.
Raziel The Paradox - Mag TP, Dark Elf, Male, DD, Vampire.
Swims-Through-Starlight - TP, Argonian, Female, Healer, Werewolf.
Glaicean Mag Ward, High Elf, Male, Ice DD, Werewolf.
Hjurne Hircine's Forsaken - Sorc, Redguard, Male, PvP DD, Werewolf.
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Roh is a consummate **** poster. But, at least some of those insightfuls he's earned legitimately, and not just because people were protesting the removal of the lol button. Tragically he will never be recognized as a true comedian of the boards.1 -
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Tragically he will never be recognized as a true comedian of the boards.GreyWolf_79 wrote: »Wait... is Roh emperor of the forums as a whole, or just emperor of trash posting?
I'm still bitter I didn't get that badge before it was taken away. I should have trash posted for it.
Edited by Turelus on July 28, 2017 11:29AM@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
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Well they're the player Emperor, via constructive or trash post they have risen above all others to seize that which is the Reactions Throne (it's made entirely of awesome hearts).GreyWolf_79 wrote: »
The forums Emperor is Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points.GreyWolf_79 wrote: »Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling.
I like this one. Got an awesome from me.Don't forget the forum racial passive for
Freebie Request
Request escalating demands for freebies if you complain in [2,3,4] threads.
Wait... is Roh emperor of the forums as a whole, or just emperor of trash posting? I'm happy to let him win the whole enchilada, but give me a chance... I'm new here, but I have decades of experience posting random ramblings on multiple forums... if you're looking for off-topic quirky spam posts, trust me, I am your guy! I can post dozens of posts on various topics every single day without ever contributing anything useful or informative. I hardly know anything about high level play in this game, yet I'm willing to unabashedly post completely unfounded opinions in an obnoxiously verbose fashion that make me appear simultaneously both arrogant and ignorant. Just give me a chance!
The true forums power however is Mrs @ZOS_GinaBruno with 43,000 points.
One does not simply leave no reaction to the Queen of Natch Potes.
Then I bow to his superior postiness... all I ask is that I am given a chance... I am after all new here, one does not simply become a household name in a 3+ year old MMO forum within a less than 6 month period...
And obviously I'm not even going to attempt to go up against anyone with ZOS in their name, or anyone who is designated as a city guard, and especially not Miss (or Mrs.?) Gina seeing as how she is the only ZOS employee who actually replies to forum threads with something other than "we removed some posts because y'all are talking a bunch of ****, you can argue with each other all you want but be moar constructive".1 -
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The forums Emperor is @Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points.GreyWolf_79 wrote: »Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling.
Always nice when the emperor is high skill.Templar - Warden - Sorc
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The forums Emperor is @Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points.GreyWolf_79 wrote: »Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling.
Always nice when the emperor is high skill.
Nah, he probably farmed those points being afk at Bleakers.
@Turelus
Main characters: Feanor the Believer - AD Altmer mSorc - AR 50 - Flawless Conqueror (PC EU)Idril Arnanor - AD Altmer mSorc - CP 217 - Stormproof (PC NA)Other characters:Necrophilius Killgood - DC Imperial NecromancerFearscales - AD Argonian Templar - Stormproof (healer)Draco Imperialis - AD Imperial DK (tank)Cabed Naearamarth - AD Dunmer mDKValirion Willowthorne - AD Bosmer stamBladeTuruna - AD Altmer magBladeKheled Zaram - AD Redguard stamDKKibil Nala - AD Redguard stamSorc - StormproofYavanna Kémentárí - AD Breton magWardenAzog gro-Ghâsh - EP Orc stamWardenVidar Drakenblød - DC Nord mDKMarquis de Peyrac - DC Breton mSorc - StormproofRawlith Khaj'ra - AD Khajiit stamWardenTu'waccah - AD Redguard StamplarAll chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.3 -
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The forums Emperor is @Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points.GreyWolf_79 wrote: »Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling.
Always nice when the emperor is high skill.
Nah, he probably farmed those points being afk at Bleakers.
Turelus
His 1vX on angry pitchfork-wavers though.Templar - Warden - Sorc
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New title: Forum Jockey
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@kylewwefan which one am I though?kylewwefan wrote: »New title: Village Idiot
New title: Forum Jockey
New title: Wizard
New title: Knows their Stuff
@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
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@kylewwefan which one am I though?kylewwefan wrote: »New title: Village Idiot
New title: Forum Jockey
New title: Wizard
New title: Knows their Stuff
None. You're a community ambassador there's no way out 
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kylewwefan which one am I though?kylewwefan wrote: »New title: Village Idiot
New title: Forum Jockey
New title: Wizard
New title: Knows their Stuff
None. You're a community ambassador there's no way out
Y'all just being right jerks to me today ain't ya!kylewwefan wrote: »Doesn't matter. Once you got the ambassador thing going you lost all stars and chance for titlesI laughed, RIP stars.@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
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GreyWolf_79✭✭✭✭kylewwefan wrote: »New title: Village Idiot
New title: Forum Jockey
New title: Wizard
New title: Knows their Stuff
I think I could get Village Idiot.
Contrary to popular opinion, you actually need to be somewhat intelligent in order to convince large numbers of people that you are an idiot.
Or so I keep telling myself, anyway.
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Don't forget the ultimate though:
Demand Nerf.- Instantly cast to ask for a Nerf of every skill, class and set.
- Morph 1: Demand for double Nerf of mag sorcs.
- Morph 2: Demand for buff to your own class.
Don't forget that Morph 1: Has a status effect of giving burned status or gray hairs to all main sorcs.
Morph 2 causes off balance to all four classes when said by a night blade.Edited by Tasear on July 28, 2017 12:01PM4 -
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One point per reaction given. More points if that unlocked any badges.GreyWolf_79 wrote: »On a side note, how much forum XP have I gained by trash posting in this thread? Just out of curiosity.
Check my signature of the unofficial forums guide MissBizz put together and there's a list in there of all badges and their points they give.
Generally if you wanted to "farm" it's just making statements in controversial threads for agrees, post a meme, act a goof or trash talk people/ZOS (you shouldn't do this) for awesome, post useful information or things people will give you ironic variants for insightful.
Forums posts mean nothing in regards to points only badges for posts. @NewBlacksmurf is currently the highest forums post count with @Nestor is second place.
@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."2
