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Turelus
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This is a stupid thing that just popped into my head so why not make it a thread and have some fun? ESO Forums Skills!
It's been a busy week and this is the first real day I've had free to post, so need to catch on my my trash posting.

Trash Posting
This skill lets you post in a thread without saying anything productive producing X awesome per post.
  • Morph 1: Meme Spam - This skill now morphs to instead post memes doubling the number of awesome per post.
  • Morph 2: Offensive Trolling - This skill now offends everyone tripling your awesome per post but making you 50% more susceptible to moderation attacks.

Poll Spam
This skill lets you create multiple polls in an hour.
  • Morph 1: Constructive Feedback - This morph allows your polls to generate useful feedback but makes them twice as likely to vanish from the front page.
  • Morph 2: Bias Petition - This morph means people who vote now have to agree with your point of view or not vote however by doing this will taunt constructive posters enraging them.

Complaint
Post a complaint about something on the forums.
  • Morph 1: Constructive Criticism - This morph gives valid feedback ZOS can use.
  • Morph 2: Unconstructive Whining - This morph gives nothing useful but increases you chances for Agree and Awesome reactions.
Developers Comment
We're pretty sure there needs to be a balance pass on this as a far more posters are selecting the second morph rather than the first one.

Edited by Turelus on July 28, 2017 10:46AM
@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • LMar
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    Don't forget the forum racial passive for

    Freebie Request

    Request escalating demands for freebies if you complain in [2,3,4] threads.
    "If a stick of fish is a fish stick, it will stick like other fish sticks stick"
    "Taller races now sit in chairs correctly"
  • GreyWolf_79
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    Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling. B)
  • Turelus
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    Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling. B)
    The forums Emperor is @Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points. :astonished:

    LMar wrote: »
    Don't forget the forum racial passive for

    Freebie Request

    Request escalating demands for freebies if you complain in [2,3,4] threads.
    I like this one. Got an awesome from me. :joy:
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • Tasear
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    You forgot!

    Cult Starting

    Ultimate - This shall be the next meta post!

    It's not the end of the world

    It's the end of the world... burn everything in sight



    P.S It's not complaining... it's feedback...really.............
    Edited by Tasear on July 28, 2017 11:03AM
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Natch Potes Skill Line

    This skill line is obtained upon being the first one to initiate the Natch Potes Thread every maintenance Monday.
    - Morph 1 : Unlocked upon having asked the ETA for reopening the server a 100 times.
    - Morph 2 : Unlocked upon having asked for rescheduling the maintenance hours during YOUR nighttime or working hours.

    Each posting of the seagulls meme grants you 20XP in this skill line, regardless of the morph.



  • GreyWolf_79
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling. B)
    The forums Emperor is @Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points. :astonished:

    LMar wrote: »
    Don't forget the forum racial passive for

    Freebie Request

    Request escalating demands for freebies if you complain in [2,3,4] threads.
    I like this one. Got an awesome from me. :joy:

    Wait... is Roh emperor of the forums as a whole, or just emperor of trash posting? I'm happy to let him win the whole enchilada, but give me a chance... I'm new here, but I have decades of experience posting random ramblings on multiple forums... if you're looking for off-topic quirky spam posts, trust me, I am your guy! I can post dozens of posts on various topics every single day without ever contributing anything useful or informative. I hardly know anything about high level play in this game, yet I'm willing to unabashedly post completely unfounded opinions in an obnoxiously verbose fashion that make me appear simultaneously both arrogant and ignorant. Just give me a chance!
  • Tezlakipuka
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    This skill line needs an ultimate.

    Front page chaos
    Randomly sorts all threads on the first x pages in your current forum. [x scales with max insightfuls and awesome damage]

    - Morph 1: Moderator's chaos: Now randomly moves some threads to and from other forums, resulting in a complete mess
    - Morph 2: Wrath of the trolls: Always moves your own threads to the front page and has a chance to apply a red "Z" to them, baiting other community members to open your threads.
    Turelus wrote: »

    Trash Posting
    This skill lets you post in a thread without saying anything productive producing X awesome per post.
    • Morph 1: Meme Spam - This skill now morphs to instead post memes doubling the number of awesome per post.
    • Morph 2: Offensive Trolling - This skill now offends everyone tripling your awesome per post but making you 50% more susceptible to moderation attacks.

    So this will be a buff if you recieve less than 2 awesome per post in average, and a nerf otherwise.
    Edited by Tezlakipuka on July 28, 2017 11:16AM
  • Turelus
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling. B)
    The forums Emperor is Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points. :astonished:

    LMar wrote: »
    Don't forget the forum racial passive for

    Freebie Request

    Request escalating demands for freebies if you complain in [2,3,4] threads.
    I like this one. Got an awesome from me. :joy:

    Wait... is Roh emperor of the forums as a whole, or just emperor of trash posting? I'm happy to let him win the whole enchilada, but give me a chance... I'm new here, but I have decades of experience posting random ramblings on multiple forums... if you're looking for off-topic quirky spam posts, trust me, I am your guy! I can post dozens of posts on various topics every single day without ever contributing anything useful or informative. I hardly know anything about high level play in this game, yet I'm willing to unabashedly post completely unfounded opinions in an obnoxiously verbose fashion that make me appear simultaneously both arrogant and ignorant. Just give me a chance!
    Well they're the player Emperor, via constructive or trash post they have risen above all others to seize that which is the Reactions Throne (it's made entirely of awesome hearts).

    The true forums power however is Mrs @ZOS_GinaBruno with 43,000 points. :scream:
    One does not simply leave no reaction to the Queen of Natch Potes.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • Glaiceana
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    Sounds about right :D
    Don't forget the ultimate though:
    Demand Nerf.
    • Instantly cast to ask for a Nerf of every skill, class and set.
    • Morph 1: Demand for double Nerf of mag sorcs.
    • Morph 2: Demand for buff to your own class.
    Priests of Hircine
    Werewolves who bite for FREE! PC/EU
    Our total free bites: 7000+
    Guild Subreddit | Forum Thread | YouTube Playlist
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  • starkerealm
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    Wait... is Roh emperor of the forums as a whole, or just emperor of trash posting?

    Roh is a consummate **** poster. But, at least some of those insightfuls he's earned legitimately, and not just because people were protesting the removal of the lol button. Tragically he will never be recognized as a true comedian of the boards.
  • Turelus
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    Wait... is Roh emperor of the forums as a whole, or just emperor of trash posting?
    Tragically he will never be recognized as a true comedian of the boards.

    I'm still bitter I didn't get that badge before it was taken away. I should have trash posted for it. :disappointed:
    Edited by Turelus on July 28, 2017 11:29AM
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • GreyWolf_79
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling. B)
    The forums Emperor is Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points. :astonished:

    LMar wrote: »
    Don't forget the forum racial passive for

    Freebie Request

    Request escalating demands for freebies if you complain in [2,3,4] threads.
    I like this one. Got an awesome from me. :joy:

    Wait... is Roh emperor of the forums as a whole, or just emperor of trash posting? I'm happy to let him win the whole enchilada, but give me a chance... I'm new here, but I have decades of experience posting random ramblings on multiple forums... if you're looking for off-topic quirky spam posts, trust me, I am your guy! I can post dozens of posts on various topics every single day without ever contributing anything useful or informative. I hardly know anything about high level play in this game, yet I'm willing to unabashedly post completely unfounded opinions in an obnoxiously verbose fashion that make me appear simultaneously both arrogant and ignorant. Just give me a chance!
    Well they're the player Emperor, via constructive or trash post they have risen above all others to seize that which is the Reactions Throne (it's made entirely of awesome hearts).

    The true forums power however is Mrs @ZOS_GinaBruno with 43,000 points. :scream:
    One does not simply leave no reaction to the Queen of Natch Potes.

    Then I bow to his superior postiness... all I ask is that I am given a chance... I am after all new here, one does not simply become a household name in a 3+ year old MMO forum within a less than 6 month period...

    And obviously I'm not even going to attempt to go up against anyone with ZOS in their name, or anyone who is designated as a city guard, and especially not Miss (or Mrs.?) Gina seeing as how she is the only ZOS employee who actually replies to forum threads with something other than "we removed some posts because y'all are talking a bunch of ****, you can argue with each other all you want but be moar constructive".
  • Feanor
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    Title says it all.
    Main characters: Feanor the Believer - AD Altmer mSorc - AR 50 - Flawless Conqueror (PC EU)Idril Arnanor - AD Altmer mSorc - CP 217 - Stormproof (PC NA)Other characters:
    Necrophilius Killgood - DC Imperial NecromancerFearscales - AD Argonian Templar - Stormproof (healer)Draco Imperialis - AD Imperial DK (tank)Cabed Naearamarth - AD Dunmer mDKValirion Willowthorne - AD Bosmer stamBladeTuruna - AD Altmer magBladeKheled Zaram - AD Redguard stamDKKibil Nala - AD Redguard stamSorc - StormproofYavanna Kémentárí - AD Breton magWardenAzog gro-Ghâsh - EP Orc stamWardenVidar Drakenblød - DC Nord mDKMarquis de Peyrac - DC Breton mSorc - StormproofRawlith Khaj'ra - AD Khajiit stamWardenTu'waccah - AD Redguard Stamplar
    All chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.
  • Turelus
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    Feanor wrote: »
    Title says it all.
    I hate you so much Feanor. :joy:
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling. B)
    The forums Emperor is @Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points. :astonished:

    Always nice when the emperor is high skill.
    Templar - Warden - Sorc
    all magicka all the time
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    Anlace wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling. B)
    The forums Emperor is @Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points. :astonished:

    Always nice when the emperor is high skill.

    Nah, he probably farmed those points being afk at Bleakers. ;)

    @Turelus

    :cry:
    Main characters: Feanor the Believer - AD Altmer mSorc - AR 50 - Flawless Conqueror (PC EU)Idril Arnanor - AD Altmer mSorc - CP 217 - Stormproof (PC NA)Other characters:
    Necrophilius Killgood - DC Imperial NecromancerFearscales - AD Argonian Templar - Stormproof (healer)Draco Imperialis - AD Imperial DK (tank)Cabed Naearamarth - AD Dunmer mDKValirion Willowthorne - AD Bosmer stamBladeTuruna - AD Altmer magBladeKheled Zaram - AD Redguard stamDKKibil Nala - AD Redguard stamSorc - StormproofYavanna Kémentárí - AD Breton magWardenAzog gro-Ghâsh - EP Orc stamWardenVidar Drakenblød - DC Nord mDKMarquis de Peyrac - DC Breton mSorc - StormproofRawlith Khaj'ra - AD Khajiit stamWardenTu'waccah - AD Redguard Stamplar
    All chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.
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    Feanor wrote: »
    Anlace wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got this one. I can easily make emperor in trash posting, even without using memes or offensive trolling. B)
    The forums Emperor is @Rohamad_Ali and it's very unlikely they'll ever be dethroned. 24,000 points. :astonished:

    Always nice when the emperor is high skill.

    Nah, he probably farmed those points being afk at Bleakers. ;)

    Turelus

    :cry:

    His 1vX on angry pitchfork-wavers though.
    Templar - Warden - Sorc
    all magicka all the time
  • kylewwefan
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    New title: Village Idiot
    New title: Forum Jockey
    New title: Wizard
    New title: Knows their Stuff
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    kylewwefan wrote: »
    New title: Village Idiot
    New title: Forum Jockey
    New title: Wizard
    New title: Knows their Stuff
    @kylewwefan which one am I though? :naughty:
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Turelus wrote: »
    kylewwefan wrote: »
    New title: Village Idiot
    New title: Forum Jockey
    New title: Wizard
    New title: Knows their Stuff
    @kylewwefan which one am I though? :naughty:

    None. You're a community ambassador :D there's no way out :hushed:
  • kylewwefan
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    Doesn't matter. Once you got the ambassador thing going you lost all stars and chance for titles
  • Turelus
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    Turelus wrote: »
    kylewwefan wrote: »
    New title: Village Idiot
    New title: Forum Jockey
    New title: Wizard
    New title: Knows their Stuff
    kylewwefan which one am I though? :naughty:

    None. You're a community ambassador :D there's no way out :hushed:
    kylewwefan wrote: »
    Doesn't matter. Once you got the ambassador thing going you lost all stars and chance for titles
    Y'all just being right jerks to me today ain't ya! :cry:
    I laughed, RIP stars.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • GreyWolf_79
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    kylewwefan wrote: »
    New title: Village Idiot
    New title: Forum Jockey
    New title: Wizard
    New title: Knows their Stuff

    I think I could get Village Idiot.

    Contrary to popular opinion, you actually need to be somewhat intelligent in order to convince large numbers of people that you are an idiot.

    Or so I keep telling myself, anyway. :)
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    TOS prohibits naming n shaming so walk on.
  • GreyWolf_79
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    On a side note, how much forum XP have I gained by trash posting in this thread? Just out of curiosity.
  • Tasear
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    Glaiceana wrote: »
    Sounds about right :D
    Don't forget the ultimate though:
    Demand Nerf.
    • Instantly cast to ask for a Nerf of every skill, class and set.
    • Morph 1: Demand for double Nerf of mag sorcs.
    • Morph 2: Demand for buff to your own class.

    Don't forget that Morph 1: Has a status effect of giving burned status or gray hairs to all main sorcs.
    Morph 2 causes off balance to all four classes when said by a night blade.
    Edited by Tasear on July 28, 2017 12:01PM
  • Turelus
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    On a side note, how much forum XP have I gained by trash posting in this thread? Just out of curiosity.
    One point per reaction given. More points if that unlocked any badges.
    Check my signature of the unofficial forums guide MissBizz put together and there's a list in there of all badges and their points they give.

    Generally if you wanted to "farm" it's just making statements in controversial threads for agrees, post a meme, act a goof or trash talk people/ZOS (you shouldn't do this) for awesome, post useful information or things people will give you ironic variants for insightful.

    Forums posts mean nothing in regards to points only badges for posts. @NewBlacksmurf is currently the highest forums post count with @Nestor is second place.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • Rohamad_Ali
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  • Turelus
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    hahaha! :joy:

    Never change Rohamad_Ali. :heart:
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • Tasear
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    All hail
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