Forums Skills

starlizard70ub17_ESO

Rohamad_Ali wrote: »

This one is just grateful to be allowed to bask in his radiant glory.

vamp_emily

Baby Talk
This is a skill of crying and influencing other babies you are correct. This is a skill of pretending you know how to play the game and pretending you are a game developer that can make a better game than Zeni. This skill has a 50% chance of getting an agree, 30% of getting an insightful, and a 10% chance of getting an awesome.

This skill has 2 morphs:

Hemorrage
This is when the baby gets extremely upset, crying hard, and bashes everyone who doesn't agree. This morph does has a .5% chance of getting more awesomes, and a 20% chance of getting a thread locked.

Raging Baby
This morph usually has more followers, and has a 10% chance of getting more agees, insightfuls and awesomes. However, if not used properly there is a 50% chance the user will be banned temperately.

starkerealm

Turelus wrote: »

anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »

Turelus wrote: »

kylewwefan wrote: »

New title: Village Idiot
New title: Forum Jockey
New title: Wizard
New title: Knows their Stuff

kylewwefan which one am I though?

None. You're a community ambassador there's no way out

kylewwefan wrote: »

Doesn't matter. Once you got the ambassador thing going you lost all stars and chance for titles

Y'all just being right jerks to me today ain't ya!

I laughed, RIP stars.

You have nine.

Vipstaakki

Dead horse

Post a thread about an auction house, animation cancelling, cyrodiil lag, bots or servers and get 25% chance of getting agrees. However 50% of getting your thread locked.

Morph 1
Post three threads of the same issue on the front page and increase your chance of getting agrees by 25%
However, also increase your chances of getting your threads DELETED by 10%

Morph 2
Post about the same issue constantly once per day for a week. Decrease your chances of getting your thread locked by 5%
Multiply effect by the number of threads posted over time.

starkerealm

Turelus wrote: »

starkerealm wrote: »

GreyWolf_79 wrote: »

Wait... is Roh emperor of the forums as a whole, or just emperor of trash posting?

Tragically he will never be recognized as a true comedian of the boards.

I'm still bitter I didn't get that badge before it was taken away. I should have trash posted for it.

Well, I mean, the way I got it wasn't exactly legitimate. I offended someone with an unusually thin skin, who proceeded to LOL all my comments for a month. The poor fool got me promoted.

Tasear

Necros...I wonder what morphs they have?

Avran_Sylt

Tasear wrote: »

Necros...I wonder what morphs they have?

The power to instill life into dead posts, while stigmatizing their own actions.

VaranisArano

Tasear wrote: »

Necros...I wonder what morphs they have?

I love, in a very meta way, that this post got thread necromancied by a post about necro's.

Gilvoth

Forum ThreadBump Light attack:

the ability to continually create small but strong insightful and imaginative posts that Light attack a thread to keep it on the top 10 threads read hourly and daily.

jazsper77

Skill line - RUMPSWABS.
The ability for the defenders of all things ZOS.
65% change of being promoted to community ambassadors.35% chance of being called a RUMPSWAB.

MORPH 1 - HAMSTER WHEEL- when players complain about lag you give them the check your client or what is your Rigs specs cuz we never get lag.

MORPH- 2 BLIND EYE - when players complain about bugs,broken quests,etc You are to give them the company line of DID YOU FILL OUT A TICKET. This gives 75% chance of being promoted to moderator and 25% percent chance of getting a submitted multiple tickets response.

I love Saturday

Sting864

Turelus wrote: »

This is a stupid thing that just popped into my head so why not make it a thread and have some fun? ESO Forums Skills!
It's been a busy week and this is the first real day I've had free to post, so need to catch on my my trash posting.

Maybe making-up silly topics about forum skill lines could be a trait??