spellweave ruined mages guild, its over no longer viable

Duckbutta · June 2017

This is awesome.

Sigtric · June 2017

bulbousb16_ESO wrote: »

geonsocal wrote: »

"Congratulations. You have just discovered the secret message. Please send your answer to Old Pink, care of the Funny Farm, Chalfont."

Dude, you're like OLD.

You know what's not old? The Ugly Werewolf Orc with a Chili Cheese Destro Stick meta.

paulsimonps · June 2017

I love this thread.

Drummerx04 · June 2017

I have no idea what's going on... but I think that might be the point. Well done OP.

geonsocal · June 2017

ztyhurstub17_ESO wrote: »

ThePaleItalian wrote: »

Waffennacht wrote: »

ThePaleItalian wrote: »

Sheva I 7 I wrote: »

ThePaleItalian wrote: »

As an orc I have no idea what you said..

NOW you understand how broke this is?

How broke what is? In all honesty I am not being a smart ass. I am just confused with what being an Orc has to do with it.

I think you're right about what you're observing, there just isn't any information to take away lmao

I am glad I am not the only one. I was waiting for everyone to know what he is talking about and I would have felt so left out.

OP has figured out how to revert BSW and Magelight to pre-morrowind settings. Combined with an Orc's speed and the old werewolf ult regen passive he has come up with a juggernaut build capable of 50K DPS.

We are still awaiting the screenshot of the Combat Metrics parse though.

level of reading comprehension for most posters:

reading comprehension for @ztyhurstub17_ESO:
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Spurius_Lucilius · June 2017

Because Orc is not a mag race, so no good to slot Inner Light and use BSW! But if you are a Breton, you can use those! However I dont think you will be tanky with this set up.

geonsocal · June 2017

bulbousb16_ESO wrote: »

geonsocal wrote: »

"Congratulations. You have just discovered the secret message. Please send your answer to Old Pink, care of the Funny Farm, Chalfont."

Dude, you're like OLD.

Waffennacht · June 2017

geonsocal wrote: »

bulbousb16_ESO wrote: »

geonsocal wrote: »

"Congratulations. You have just discovered the secret message. Please send your answer to Old Pink, care of the Funny Farm, Chalfont."

Dude, you're like OLD.

You're not helping either! Lmao

Horowonnoe · June 2017

I tested this too and maybe soup will be cold. Sometimes on DPS proc can't orc and sometimes can. Can someone confirm?

Oompuh · June 2017

Does... does he know that all of these tooltips don't exist in the game? I've never even seen that version of blood rage, it looks op

Danika · June 2017

exeeter702 wrote: »

I farted in church once.

I farted in church once too... I didn't go well since I was sitting on a wood bench seat (pew). The wood bench vibrated waaay too loud...

Sigtric · June 2017

Horowonnoe wrote: »

I tested this too and maybe soup will be cold. Sometimes on DPS proc can't orc and sometimes can. Can someone confirm?

It gets really good when your DPS procs 50% orc 15% of the time if the 8 second cool down is over. /Ritual at a statue of Malucath for 20% horse sprint on Lyris Titanborn. It's dumb commandant of bethesda can't see over their own tusks. Please put in patch note for Two Tamriel.

Sakiri · June 2017

Danika wrote: »

exeeter702 wrote: »

I farted in church once.

I farted in church once too... I didn't go well since I was sitting on a wood bench seat (pew). The wood bench vibrated waaay too loud...

If it was a Catholic church, you should have waited on the kneel phase.

Egonieser · June 2017

exeeter702 wrote: »

I farted in church once.

Once... There was this kid who...

Danika · June 2017

Sakiri wrote: »

Danika wrote: »

exeeter702 wrote: »

I farted in church once.

I farted in church once too... I didn't go well since I was sitting on a wood bench seat (pew). The wood bench vibrated waaay too loud...

If it was a Catholic church, you should have waited on the kneel phase.

Yep... too young to know any better...

Horowonnoe · June 2017

Sigtric wrote: »

Horowonnoe wrote: »

I tested this too and maybe soup will be cold. Sometimes on DPS proc can't orc and sometimes can. Can someone confirm?

It gets really good when your DPS procs 50% orc 15% of the time if the 8 second cool down is over. /Ritual at a statue of Malucath for 20% horse sprint on Lyris Titanborn. It's dumb commandant of bethesda can't see over their own tusks. Please put in patch note for Two Tamriel.

My mistake then. The cooldown was increased 20% because orc. The math was as follows:
Orc (364 ^ a(spell resistance + malacath favor))/temperature of soup = BSW proc on orc weapon

I don't think Lyris is a variable in this build. I can do 66k with this build on Angoff, selfbuffed.

kongkim · June 2017

Hahaha this make no sense what so ever

Tan9oSuccka · June 2017

Sheva I 7 I wrote: »

Reflection no longer die due to those changes and am not even sure if any re-allocation would of been possible even in future patch, most game now miserable light attack to win due to negligence of commanders developer. Worm cult now a must to be any good fighter in dungeon or trial which *** me off. Inner light no longer work and must be optimized for tank build so breton now best in slot, ok i understand but what does it have to do with an orc? Thanks Zos

Sigtric · June 2017

kongkim wrote: »

Hahaha this make no sense what so ever

Bherdani · June 2017

Zos, you can see the bots are out of control, they even post in the forums now...

Horowonnoe · June 2017

Bherdani wrote: »

Zos, you can see the bots are out of control, they even post in the forums now...

Totally not. Math is 100% proof, DPS gain on Angoff is real!

Vyle_Byte · June 2017

Wheres the dude that usually comes in and translates these posts for us?! Help us Translation Dude, you are our only hope!

Absolut_Turkey · June 2017

I recognize the words, but the way the words are arranged confuses me.

Incubusphan · June 2017

BEST POST 2017

Malamar1229 · June 2017

When google translate fails....

hedna123b14_ESO · June 2017

What is the closeat distance between a man and tranquility? Purple because geese have feelings!

Fallen_Ray · June 2017

LMAO!!!! This thread and everyone who posted just made my day

GlassHalfFull · June 2017

This reads like a Google translate of another language. Perhaps using this Bacon Ipsum generator site would yield a more interesting and funny read.

zaria · June 2017

Takes-No-Prisoner wrote: »

MLGProPlayer wrote: »

Drinking at 1:00 pm? Even if you're in Europe, it's still kind of early.

I grouped with a guy in Cyrodiil who was drunk at 7am EST.

Don't matter what time the clock is at, fun times were had!

Remember an guild dungeon run, veteran Fungal grotto, Vet FG2 today, we we used 4 hours on the dungeon, none wanted to chicken out and we was all drinking hard.
had an WOW raid fall apart because of drunkenness, however we all agree it was an very successful raid as all had lots of fun.

Egonieser · June 2017

GlassHalfFull wrote: »

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