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You're the God of Nerf, what do you do

  • Wolfenbelle
    Wolfenbelle
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    Nerf the Devs into wet poodle
    Insandros wrote: »
    @Megabear

    You forgot an option.

    - The subjet have been discussed enough and you'Re tired for nerf cryers and you want us to adapt to changes like any MMOS? :P

    Missing your sense of humor this morning?
  • staracino_ESO
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    Nerf to perfect balance, just so
    I would nerf everything into a circular pattern of predator/prey to have an actual, obtainable balance.

    Templar with their shackles and exposing light would be the bane of Nightblade with their stealth and free movement
    Nightblade with their stuns and high damage against low armor would be the bane of Sorcerer with their shields and magic resistance
    Sorcerer with their raw power and damage that pierces armor would be the bane of Dragon Knight with their tough skin and physical resistance
    Dragon Knight with their cauterizing heat and destructive power would be the bane of Templar with their heals and organized defense

    (Warden would have to be removed or be made available to all, in which case DK would beat warden and warden would beat templar.)
  • Malthorne
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    Nerf mDK
  • F7sus4
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    Nerf the Devs into wet poodle
    I'd nerf that Wrobel guy's ability to make "balance/skill adjustment" decisions in ESO. To the point where each significant change would require to be accepted by the elitistic know-how elites of the former Council of Raiders team etc. and our forum math gods.
  • Edziu
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    You're a generous God, you do not nerf anyone but Night Blades
    .
    Edited by Edziu on June 3, 2017 3:39PM
  • AhPook_Is_Here
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    You're a generous God, you do not nerf anyone but Night Blades
    This might be one of the better polls I have ever read. +5 for poetic options.
    “Whatever.”
    -Unknown American
  • LadyLavina
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    throw myself off of mt olympus b/c i have no idea what i'm doing
    PC - NA @LadyLavina 1800+ CP PvP Tank and PvP Healer
  • Galwylin
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    Nerf anyone and everyone completely at random, just to see what happens
    I had no idea so I just picked the Dev team's methods.
  • Nyladreas
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    Nerf any players that look at me funny to wet noodle
    I'd honestly mainly specialise in all the elitists :trollface:

    Of course just temporarily. Because they can't live with it for a minute :dizzy:
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