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You're the God of Nerf, what do you do
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Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/
Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
You're the God of Nerf, what do you do 122 votes
You're a generous God, you do not nerf anyone but Night Blades
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17 votes
Nerf any players that look at me funny to wet noodle
13%
16 votes
Nerf the Devs into wet poodle
26%
32 votes
Nerf anyone and everyone completely at random, just to see what happens
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26 votes
Nerf to perfect balance, just so
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31 votes
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Sigtric✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Nerf any players that look at me funny to wet noodleMissing the nerf forum polls option
Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |
Show Me Your Dunmer
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Megabear✭✭✭✭✭
✭Nerf to perfect balance, just soMissing the nerf forum polls option
That's for another story Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton0 -
Sigtric✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Nerf any players that look at me funny to wet noodle
alright fine
Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |
Show Me Your Dunmer
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ArchMikem✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Nerf any players that look at me funny to wet noodleWhat can I say, I hold grudges.CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!3 -
Kiwi✭✭✭✭i would shut down the forums then everyone would stop believeing all the rubbish going on around here
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Arbitrator✭✭✭Nerf the Devs into wet poodleYou forgot the: "Nerf Templar as usual even though they are the worst designed class in video game history" poll choice. But then again, we don't really need a poll for that because that's all Zenimax ever does...3
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KochDerDamonen✭✭✭✭✭
✭Nerf anyone and everyone completely at random, just to see what happens:^)If you quote someone, and intend for them to see what you have said, be sure to Mention them with @[insert name].2 -
ShedsHisTail✭✭✭✭✭
✭Dodgeball, global dodgeball."As an online discussion of Tamrielic Lore grows longer, the probability of someone blaming a Dragon Break approaches 1." -- Sheds' Law
Have you seen the Twin Lamps?1 -
Reverb✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Nerf anyone and everyone completely at random, just to see what happensArbitrator wrote: »You forgot the: "Nerf Templar as usual even though they are the worst designed class in video game history" poll choice. But then again, we don't really need a poll for that because that's all Zenimax ever does...
In Wrobel voice: "Did someone say Nerf Templar? Consider it done. Hey, anyone want Sorc buffs while I'm in there?"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche6 -
deluxesalt✭✭✭Nerf any players that look at me funny to wet noodleNot sure how shooting randoms with a toy gun would turn them into a wet noodle. But make it so.Edited by deluxesalt on June 3, 2017 12:20AM0
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✭Nerf anyone and everyone completely at random, just to see what happensThe zos way1 -
BigBragg✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I hand out one of these to everyone and let the good times roll!
Edited by BigBragg on June 3, 2017 8:54AM0 -
Sigma957✭✭✭✭✭Nerf to perfect balance, just soPerfect balance,, nerf everyone to be just naked , bare fist fights ( light or heavy attacks your choice ) lol1
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✭✭Nerf anyone and everyone completely at random, just to see what happens
Edited by Asmael on June 3, 2017 9:39AMPC EU - Zahraji of the Void, aka "Kitty", the fluffiest salmon genocider in town.
Poke @AsmaeI (last letter is uppercase "i") on PC EU or Asmael#9325 on Discord and receive a meow today.1 -
kargen27✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I create a little orange ball.and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."0 -
Vipstaakki✭✭✭✭✭
✭Nerf any players that look at me funny to wet noodleNerf the sorcs even further into a wetter noodle.0 -
Niuby✭Nerf the Devs into wet poodleNerf those Devs! = Nerf the Nerf god, so our game could be saved!!!2
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CrusaderNINESoul ShrivenNerf anyone and everyone completely at random, just to see what happensNERF EVERYTHING!
INTO THE GROUND!!1 -
phileunderx2✭✭✭✭✭
✭Nerf anyone and everyone completely at random, just to see what happensAll about the random chaos nerf buwhahaha. .1 -
vyndral13preub18_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Nerf anyone and everyone completely at random, just to see what happensSurprise! No one expects it!
https://youtu.be/7WJXHY2OXGE
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