Dwarven War Horse an insult to buyers

lygerseye · May 2017

Rohamad_Ali wrote: »

Giles.floydub17_ESO wrote: »

Rohamad_Ali wrote: »

Enodoc wrote: »

It's a white horse with golden armour, exactly as advertised... so the problem is what?

The shoes . You can't shoe a horse with those without it going lame in a few blocks . Horse shoeing immersions rekt .

They're special dwarves horse tap shoes so it gets all fancy when it dances.

lol Magic gets us through the details every time .

It's not an awful looking horse it just looks disproportionate to some smaller character models . Horse people in real life are very strange and flip out about the most trivial things to most other people . I get it because I was raised with horses . Equestrian schooled and taught every detail . Then when you show some cowboy a easier way to do something they go all Hee Haw on you and talk about rodeos or something equally off topic . So this post was very entertaining to me .

I showed this picture to my daughter (a hunter/jumper), and she just laughed at me. "That horse couldn't take two steps without falling over. It won't get 2" off the ground if you try to jump with it."

LuminaLilly · May 2017

I call it....the maelstrom horse

necronomniconb14_ESO · May 2017

LOL this horse armor is actually more expensive than Oblivion's.

max_only · May 2017

The horse is like that "friend" people keep around to make themselves look thinner/ more attractive.

Dwarven Horse is the new black-- it's slimming for your character.