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Dwarven War Horse an insult to buyers

  • lygerseye
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    Enodoc wrote: »
    It's a white horse with golden armour, exactly as advertised... so the problem is what?
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    The shoes . You can't shoe a horse with those without it going lame in a few blocks . Horse shoeing immersions rekt .

    They're special dwarves horse tap shoes so it gets all fancy when it dances.

    lol Magic gets us through the details every time .

    It's not an awful looking horse it just looks disproportionate to some smaller character models . Horse people in real life are very strange and flip out about the most trivial things to most other people . I get it because I was raised with horses . Equestrian schooled and taught every detail . Then when you show some cowboy a easier way to do something they go all Hee Haw on you and talk about rodeos or something equally off topic . So this post was very entertaining to me .

    I showed this picture to my daughter (a hunter/jumper), and she just laughed at me. "That horse couldn't take two steps without falling over. It won't get 2" off the ground if you try to jump with it."
    Edited by lygerseye on May 22, 2017 10:54PM
  • LuminaLilly
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    I call it....the maelstrom horse
  • necronomniconb14_ESO
    LOL this horse armor is actually more expensive than Oblivion's.
  • max_only
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    The horse is like that "friend" people keep around to make themselves look thinner/ more attractive.

    Dwarven Horse is the new black-- it's slimming for your character.
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