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Dwarven War Horse an insult to buyers
ChaosWotan
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The mount is just a white horse with some cheesy golden armor that makes it look fat from behind. Insulted my own intelligence by buying the deluxe edition of Morrowind before checking what the mount looked like.
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WarMasterCyp✭✭✭Well to be fair you had a choice to buy the deluxe edition. This is why I always research what I am going to get before paying for it.22 -
Balamoor✭✭✭✭✭
✭I won't get mine until the CE physically shows up...didn't but it for the mount so meh
But really do we or do we not have the single whiniest forum community?20 -
Rinmaethodain✭✭✭✭✭
✭Isn't the armor a whole point of buying that horse (collector's edition)?
Also i think its bigger than imperial white horse (no other white horse in game).
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Jennifur_Vultee✭✭✭✭✭Its the Oblivion horse armor DLC all over again! Just this time you get Morrowind with it."Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters." – Albert Einstein
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MarkusLiberty✭✭✭✭✭I think it looks great, they clearly spend a lot of time on the armor*Special Snowflake*10 -
ChaosWotan✭✭✭✭✭@WarMasterCyp
Read the second sentence of the OP again pls. I know very well that ESO often sells crap items, so ... Fool me once ... Yeah, really no excuse for buying it. And at that price... Just stupidy on my part. But that the devs think they actually can sell that horse, as part of a deluxe edition, is still an insult.
But from some of the replies already I guess some really like deluxe cheese, fat cheese.
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BlackSparrow✭✭✭✭✭
✭Jennifur_Vultee wrote: »Its the Oblivion horse armor DLC all over again! Just this time you get Morrowind with it.
This was exactly what I was thinking. XD
Dwarven stuff is always big and bulky, dude. Not sure what else you were expecting.Living vicariously through my characters.
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Nephikah the Houseless, dunmer assassin: "I suppose I could use the break. I have a lot of business holdings now that need management."
Swum-Many-Waters, elderly argonian healer: "I think that I would enjoy writing a memoir."
Silh'ki, khajiit warrior-chef: "Would this one be able to go outside, to the nearby river? It's hard to fish without water!"
Peregrine Huntress, bosmer hunter: "Who is forcing me to stay inside, and where can I find them?"
Lorenyawe, altmer mechanist: "And why would I want to go outside in the first place? Too much to be done in the workshop."
Lorelai Magpie, breton master thief: "I'd go nuts. Lucky for me, I have a little experience sneaking out!"
Rasheda the Burning Heart, redguard knight: "I would continue my training to keep my skills sharp."
Hex-Eye Azabi, khajiit daedric priestess: "I suppose it would be lucky, then, that I built a shrine to Mephala in my backyard."
Yngva Stormhammer, nord bandit (reformed...ish): "I hate being inside even when I'm not forced to be. GET. ME. OUT."
Madam Argentia, vampire dunmer aristocrat: "I suppose it would be more of the same. I have a rather... contentious relationship with the sun."
Mazie gra-Bolga, orc scout: "Uh... I'd have to house train my bear..."
Felicia the Wanderer, imperial witch-for-hire: "What Lorelai said."
Calico Jaka-dra, retired khajiit pirate: "This one would like a rest from her grand adventures. Her jewel shop runs out of stock!"
Shimmerbeam, blind altmer psijic: "Provided that I am confined to Artaeum, I do not think I will want for things to occupy my time."
Shauna Blackfire, redguard necromancer: "Sounds like paradise. I hate people."
Kirniel the Undying, cursed bosmer warrior: "I would feel useless, not being able to fight."
Echoes-from-Dragons, argonian who thinks she's a dragon: "All the better to count my hoard!"
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WarMasterCyp✭✭✭ChaosWotan wrote: »@WarMasterCyp
Read the second sentence of the OP again pls. I know very well that ESO often sells crap items, so ... Fool me once ... Yeah, really no excuse for buying it. And at that price... Just stupidy on my part. But that the devs think they actually can sell that horse, as part of a deluxe edition, is still an insult.
But from some of the replies already I guess some really like deluxe cheese, fat cheese.
Yes... I read it and I told you that this is why I research what I am getting before buying it. I don't get what you want me to read.2 -
WarMasterCyp✭✭✭It isn't their fault you bought the deluxe edition, If you don't like how the horse and it's armor looks like you shouldn't have bought it
I don't get what your point is here...5 -
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✭Guy buys a horse with big armor and complains when he gets a horse with big armor. PogCHAMPEdited by c0rp on May 22, 2017 6:21PMForce weapon swap to have priority over EVERYTHING. Close enough.
Make stamina builds even with magicka builds.
Disable abilities while holding block.
Give us a REASON to do dungeons more than once.
Remove PVP AoE CAP. It is ruining Cyrodiil.
Fix/Remove Forward Camps. They are ruining Cyrodiil.
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Enodoc✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭It's a white horse with golden armour, exactly as advertised... so the problem is what?
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Mattock_Romulus✭✭✭✭✭Bwahahaha! You bought the deluxe edition for that fat horse! Seriously, it looks alright.0 -
ChaosWotan✭✭✭✭✭@WarMasterCyp
You basically just repeated what I said in the second sentence.
And regarding the other replies here: as already mentioned in the OP, I was stupid enough to not check the mount before I bought it, so it's reduntant to reply that I was stupid when not checking the mount before buying it.
But taking a look at the horse from the pictures above gives you no idea how fat it looks from behind.0 -
Rohamad_Ali✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭ChaosWotan wrote: »@WarMasterCyp
You basically just repeated what I said in the second sentence.
And regarding the other replies here: as already mentioned in the OP, I was stupid enough to not check the mount before I bought it, so it's reduntant to reply that I was stupid when not checking the mount before buying it.
But taking a look at the horse from the pictures above gives you no idea how fat it looks from behind.
So you're saying the horse picture pulled one of those clever selfies to disguise it's weight . You needed a 3/4 view to see the wide load bumper sign . Another match made on Tinder due to clever illusion .6 -
BlackSparrow✭✭✭✭✭
✭Really, most of it is probably muscle, not fat. It takes a strong breed of warhorse to carry armor that heavy around all day!Living vicariously through my characters.
My Girls:"If you were trapped in your house for, say, a year, how would you pass the time?"
Nephikah the Houseless, dunmer assassin: "I suppose I could use the break. I have a lot of business holdings now that need management."
Swum-Many-Waters, elderly argonian healer: "I think that I would enjoy writing a memoir."
Silh'ki, khajiit warrior-chef: "Would this one be able to go outside, to the nearby river? It's hard to fish without water!"
Peregrine Huntress, bosmer hunter: "Who is forcing me to stay inside, and where can I find them?"
Lorenyawe, altmer mechanist: "And why would I want to go outside in the first place? Too much to be done in the workshop."
Lorelai Magpie, breton master thief: "I'd go nuts. Lucky for me, I have a little experience sneaking out!"
Rasheda the Burning Heart, redguard knight: "I would continue my training to keep my skills sharp."
Hex-Eye Azabi, khajiit daedric priestess: "I suppose it would be lucky, then, that I built a shrine to Mephala in my backyard."
Yngva Stormhammer, nord bandit (reformed...ish): "I hate being inside even when I'm not forced to be. GET. ME. OUT."
Madam Argentia, vampire dunmer aristocrat: "I suppose it would be more of the same. I have a rather... contentious relationship with the sun."
Mazie gra-Bolga, orc scout: "Uh... I'd have to house train my bear..."
Felicia the Wanderer, imperial witch-for-hire: "What Lorelai said."
Calico Jaka-dra, retired khajiit pirate: "This one would like a rest from her grand adventures. Her jewel shop runs out of stock!"
Shimmerbeam, blind altmer psijic: "Provided that I am confined to Artaeum, I do not think I will want for things to occupy my time."
Shauna Blackfire, redguard necromancer: "Sounds like paradise. I hate people."
Kirniel the Undying, cursed bosmer warrior: "I would feel useless, not being able to fight."
Echoes-from-Dragons, argonian who thinks she's a dragon: "All the better to count my hoard!"
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Blackshark✭✭✭Jennifur_Vultee wrote: »Its the Oblivion horse armor DLC all over again! Just this time you get Morrowind with it.
We don't talk about the abomination that was Oblivion. Just throw it in the fire and forget it ever existed...
@Jennifur_VulteeEdited by Blackshark on May 22, 2017 6:44PM0 -
Gargath✭✭✭✭✭
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ChaosWotan✭✭✭✭✭I got played... Facepalm.
And by "played" I mean like: giving all your money to save a princess from Nigeria.0 -
Majic✭✭✭✭✭
In the interest of balance, I interviewed the Dwarven War Horse and can report the following:ChaosWotan wrote: »But taking a look at the horse from the pictures above gives you no idea how fat it looks from behind.
According to her, she asked you if that armor made her look fat, and you said "no". Yet here you are, saying she looks fat in front of all her friends. And yes, she does read the forums, so watch out.
She said she doesn't appreciate you talking trash about her behind her back and says she's going to move more slowly from now on, glitch out and deliberately get hung up on landscape features until you apologize.
So now you know... the rest of the story. Don't forget, you heard it here first, folks.
Straight from the horse's mouth.
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leepalmer95✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The actual dwarven mounts coming in the crates look cool though.PS4 EU DC
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Rohamad_Ali✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭BlackSparrow wrote: »Really, most of it is probably muscle, not fat. It takes a strong breed of warhorse to carry armor that heavy around all day!
lol ya .
Chargers that carried soldiers into from line assaults were bread to be tall not wide . The need to sprint and jump over obstacles was very important . The Dwarven horse would be Ina field with a yoke sewing wheat fields .
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ChaosWotan✭✭✭✭✭"The actual dwarven mounts coming in the crates look cool though."
Silly me assumed it was a crown crate horse I bought.
Assumptions are the mother of all f.u.c.k-ups.
Edited by ChaosWotan on May 22, 2017 6:59PM0 -
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✭leepalmer95 wrote: »The actual dwarven mounts coming in the crates look cool though.
yes...but that's what should have come with the Morrowind CE really2 -
SilentRaven1972✭✭✭✭Rohamad_Ali wrote: »
In what manner would the shoes cause lameness? The protrusions on the bottom would help prevent sliding on hard surfaces (stone, blacktop, etc.), and the front looks to be just a decorative/protective piece.
I didn't get the horse. As pointed out, the armor does make its butt look too big. The horses are chunky enough! "Such is the nature of evil. Out there in the vast ignorance of the world, it festers and spreads. A shadow that grows in the dark. A sleepless malice as black as the oncoming wall of night. So it ever was, so will it always be. In time all foul things come forth." -Thranduil0
