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Do you remember your noob moments? Let's hear it!

  • Snippit_Thomas
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    Playing the beta and trying to find the fishing rod vendor
  • leeux
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    When I first started I didn't knew how this MMO business worked, and I thought my character would stay in the world when I logged off... so I was worried on where I should "park" before logging off and the first days of early week I looked for all sort of hidden places to park :D

    My first time healing: one of my guildies dragged me as healer into Banished Cells and I was on my Templar when she was at L14 or L16, don't remember exactly...

    I didn't have any restoration staff abilities available nor many class ones... the only think I could use at that time was the awful Healing Ritual!

    That was one of the worst dungeon runs I remember having... the tank was pissed off (he was not a guildie :P) because I couldn't keep up with the heals and I was dying all the time to Rilis' heavy attacks :D

    In the end we were able to beat Rilis and the torture ended... needless to say it was one of the more stressful dungeon runs I had :) Luckily, I was able to improve and heal many more dungeons afterwards! But I stopped running dungeons for awhile after that one! :#
    PC/NA - Proud old member of the Antique Ordinatus Populus

    My chars
    Liana Amnell (AD mSorc L50+, ex EP) =x= Lehnnan Klennett (AD mTemplar L50+ Healer/Support ) =x= Ethim Amnell (AD mDK L50+, ex DC)
    Leinwyn Valaene (AD mSorc L50+) =x= Levus Artorias (AD mDK-for-now L50+) =x= Madril Ulessen (AD mNB L50+) =x= Lyra Amnis (AD not-Stamplar-yet L50+)
    I only PvP on AD chars

    ~~ «And blossoms anew beneath tomorrow's sun >>»
    ~~ «I am forever swimming around, amidst this ocean world we call home... >>»
    ~~ "Let strength be granted so the world might be mended... so the world might be mended."
    ~~ "Slash the silver chain that binds thee to life"
    ~~ Our cries will shrill, the air will moan and crash into the dawn. >>
    ~~ The sands of time were eroded by the river of constant change >>
  • Calandrae
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    I started to level crafts from the beginning so was able to craft my own gear from early on. Sadly I understood nothing of the set- and trait system. So I always just made myself non-set armor pieces with impenetrable trait (for PvE) - and the reasoning for that was that diamonds were the prettiest trait gem...

    This went on until I reached vet levels and I learned about set bonuses and how traits actually work.
  • Axoinus
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    I made a breton nightblade and focused on stamina sword and board.

    It's funny. Whenever starting an mmo, I have an amazing knack to pick the most gimp builds.
    Edited by Axoinus on May 13, 2017 1:13PM
  • Kashiwagi
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    For the first few weeks after the launch I used heavy armor for my magicka sorc, because hey, more armor points!
  • Marabornwingrion
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    Axoinus wrote: »
    I made a breton nightblade and focused on stamina sword and board.

    It's funny. Whenever starting an mmo, I have an amazing knack to pick the most gimp builds.

    My first ESO toon was nord magicka nightblade with medium armor, bow and daggers, I put attribute points into magicka, health and stamina cause I thought everything will be useful :joy:

    Apologies for all these people who were doing dungeons with me in that time :joy:
    Edited by Marabornwingrion on May 13, 2017 1:54PM
  • itehache
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    I have so many to share. I have also been playing for a year (actually I started to play with the release of the Dark Brotherhood). Now I guess I could answer pretty much any question about the game, however this is how I started:

    1. I used to play WoW and the class system / leveling works different there. I made my NB and I thought I had to choose a sub class, I had no idea you could level up all the skills at once/mixed. So I got to level 50 with my siphoning at 50 and everything else at 0 :lol: Fun fact: I was actually a stamina NB. Sweet old Noob times.

    2. It took me way too much time to realise you can lock items to avoid destroying them by accident. I don't even want to admit how many good gear pieces I have deconstructed by accident.

    3. Like I said, I used to play WoW so I thought you could only level up 2 professions. I remember having a real hard time deciding which professions to level up xD I ended up choosing provisioning and alchemy as those were the ones I had in WoW. When I discovered you could level them all I could not believe how much time I wasted.

    4. Public dungeons and world bosses were a nightmare (note that before one tamriel you could solo a world boss if you had high level). I am a completionist and I simply could not bear having something not white on the map. I will never forget the first time I got into Vile Manse. I thought I would never be able to pass the first trash mobs haha. I actually used invisibility potions to avoid them, just to get to a boss that I could not kill. Now I could do this dungeon with my eyes closed.

    5. I had no clue you could install add ons. That made the game more interesting as you can imagine how happy I was when I found a skyshard or a lorebook. I did true exploration when first started playing. However after installing the add on, the amount of stuff I missed was insane :lol:

    Just to name a few.

    By the way all these noob moments were possible because I decided not to join a guild until I discovered how the game worked by myself and play a bit Skyrim-style, enjoying the questing and stories. I actually first joined my pve social guild once I got to cp160 because I wanted to start doing dungeons. If I would have joined a guild before and actually ASK people, most of them could have been avoided hahahah
  • itehache
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    Coming from Skyrim/Oblivion/etc, I started my first character as a stealth Nightblade archer (PvE). :|

    Same here.. xD

    I actually had fun questing solo with that playstyle, though.

    Edited by itehache on May 13, 2017 4:04PM
  • michalmack
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    Playing Skyrim online. Just using heavy attacks to do damage untill round level 35. Finally defeating molag bal just to be destroyed by a pack of skeevers in khenarthi's roost.
  • Sakiri
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    -10 foot rock
    -AWESOME NINJA JUMP AND ROLLING DISMOUNT
    -25,000 fall damage RIP

    *Enters portal to leave Wailing Prison*
    Sweet, finally.
    *Dies to falling damage*
    ...wat.

    Happened to one of my mule alts that I took through for grins.
  • DocFrost72
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    Started fall 2014 as a pet sorc with resto staff and sword/shield, in heavy armor. It was quite a mess.
    Edited by DocFrost72 on May 13, 2017 6:01PM
  • leeux
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    Sakiri wrote: »
    -10 foot rock
    -AWESOME NINJA JUMP AND ROLLING DISMOUNT
    -25,000 fall damage RIP

    *Enters portal to leave Wailing Prison*
    Sweet, finally.
    *Dies to falling damage*
    ...wat.

    Happened to one of my mule alts that I took through for grins.

    LOL.... I saw that bug happen to a streamer I was watching just recently :D He was like: "WTF?!? that couldn't possible be intended!!"
    PC/NA - Proud old member of the Antique Ordinatus Populus

    My chars
    Liana Amnell (AD mSorc L50+, ex EP) =x= Lehnnan Klennett (AD mTemplar L50+ Healer/Support ) =x= Ethim Amnell (AD mDK L50+, ex DC)
    Leinwyn Valaene (AD mSorc L50+) =x= Levus Artorias (AD mDK-for-now L50+) =x= Madril Ulessen (AD mNB L50+) =x= Lyra Amnis (AD not-Stamplar-yet L50+)
    I only PvP on AD chars

    ~~ «And blossoms anew beneath tomorrow's sun >>»
    ~~ «I am forever swimming around, amidst this ocean world we call home... >>»
    ~~ "Let strength be granted so the world might be mended... so the world might be mended."
    ~~ "Slash the silver chain that binds thee to life"
    ~~ Our cries will shrill, the air will moan and crash into the dawn. >>
    ~~ The sands of time were eroded by the river of constant change >>
  • ereboz
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    i've been playing since first beta. I remember when i logged in i was so excited. When I got to a crafting bench, woodworking i believe was the first one i stumbled across, i was so dam lost. i had no clue what to do, but then it all became clear
  • max_only
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    scorpiodog wrote: »
    3 - Bosmer NB Tank build with Grim Focus.

    What? How is this a newb mistake?
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • LadyLavina
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    This isn't exactly a noob moment b/c I wasn't one at the time, it's just probably a little cringey. When I got crowned emp for the first time after thinking I'd never get it, I geeked out so ****ing hard and didn't talk about anything else for like a week.
    Edited by LadyLavina on May 13, 2017 9:40PM
    PC - NA @LadyLavina 1800+ CP PvP Tank and PvP Healer
  • AnnieBeGood
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    I decided on a bow/duel wield nb. (No sadly not my first char, that was a magica nord Templar. -.-)

    I found this skill on the bow.... magnum shot? And killed myself repeatedly... yes repeatedly, by shooting myself backwards off a cliff.
    Gulrosa V160 Templar -healer and master crafter
    Annie Spaceshifter V160 magica NB - just a thieving assassin, now retired
    Katerina - 'Daedric Annie' - V160 Stamina DK - now bank alt, wardrobe mistress
    Anni Bee - Vet 160Templar - pvp magica templar - Daedric Lord Slayer
    Lily Malone - stam sorc - pve goddess
    Rey of Jakku Plain - Vet 160 - magica templar dd
    Savanna - magica warden, still learning to play
    and several babies...... learning to ride
    EU server, pc and All for the Pact
    Alith, the best guild in the EU
  • Khenarthi
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    fgoron2000 wrote: »
    I still do this occasionally, and cuss myself out when I do, I think it's muscle memory taking over. But I did it frequently when I started playing. I'm standing at a wayshrine, and pull up the map through M, not by selecting the wayshrine, cause it's often quicker & easier than finding some of the wayshrines' hotspots, especially when mounted. I find where I wanna go, and I select it & go thru the confirmation popup. As soon as it goes into the hand-waving animation, I know that I'm unnecessarily paying for the trip, because I'm standing at the wayshrine, and I forgot which way I opened the map.

    Rolldodge when it's doing the animation: it cancels it and saves you the money ;)
    PC-EU
  • disintegr8
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    Evergnar wrote: »
    Not knowing there was set gear until I was like level 20. It was like an epiphany out of dumb & dumber.
    You learn quicker than me, my first character could not complete the main story line at level 49 because I still had no idea what I was doing.

    He was a Breton Stamina Nightblade, using 2 handed and bow, with nothing but looted armour and weaopns ranging from level 40 to 48 with no 2 pieces from the same set. I simply upgraded my armour whenever I found a piece that offered more protection than the piece I had on, never improving any of it because I knew nothing about crafting.
    Australian on PS4 NA server.
    Everyone's entitled to an opinion.
  • Floydianlaw
    We all have them. I've been playing since a month after release and just deconstructed a Necro lightening sharp (again) because I rush.

    One of many. I had two lvl v16 before I learned the beauty of weaving/canceling...
    Edited by Floydianlaw on May 14, 2017 12:32PM
    Max CP long, long ago... 16 max chars.
  • TBQ
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    Not knowing how Blade of Woe worked at first. I figured accepting the assassin quest meant it happened automatically when you killed people. Took far too long to realize the bit where you stealth up then hit X when appropriate.

    ETA: Not realizing you could eat Anniversary cake more than once. Kept wondering why people were happy about a one-time 2 hour XP boost.
    Edited by TBQ on May 14, 2017 12:00AM
  • ssewallb14_ESO
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    The Intricate trait used to read "Increase inspiration gained from extraction by 9%"

    I thought that meant wearing pieces of it would increase crafting XP from deconing other items. I would be sure to wear this intricate hat I found every time I would unload bags and decon.
    Edited by ssewallb14_ESO on May 14, 2017 12:31AM
  • fgoron2000
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    Khenarthi wrote: »
    fgoron2000 wrote: »
    I still do this occasionally, and cuss myself out when I do, I think it's muscle memory taking over. But I did it frequently when I started playing. I'm standing at a wayshrine, and pull up the map through M, not by selecting the wayshrine, cause it's often quicker & easier than finding some of the wayshrines' hotspots, especially when mounted. I find where I wanna go, and I select it & go thru the confirmation popup. As soon as it goes into the hand-waving animation, I know that I'm unnecessarily paying for the trip, because I'm standing at the wayshrine, and I forgot which way I opened the map.

    Rolldodge when it's doing the animation: it cancels it and saves you the money ;)


    thanks, great tip...i didn't realize..

  • aLi3nZ
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    I Feel like a noob when running vmol in the boss twins fight. I Understand some but not all of the mechanics, can someone explain please?
  • Tirps
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    When I started playing eso I realized that there were set items that are better than generic dropped items and you could craft them. But always when I crafted new and shiny gear set for my fabulous looking altmer stamina templar who used 2h sword and restoration staff, all items were from same set because I didn't realize that you could wear more than 1 set at same time even tho they clearly say that you need only 5 items for last passive..
    cp1k+ ( ´•౪•`)
  • F7sus4
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    elantaura wrote: »
    I once led an entire PVP raid off a cliff and into slaughter fish.
    I once followed a pvp raid leader off a cliff into slaughtfish with about 16 others lol
    That basically makes you cliff racers.

    Edited by F7sus4 on May 14, 2017 10:38AM
  • akl77
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    Also, I got so lost at Glenumbra starting town, the fountain area with so many directions was confusing to me. Now it's a piece of cake.
    I remember staring at the flock of people dancing at the fountain with their awesome gears and pets and rides overjoyed with excitement.
    Sweet days.
    Pc na
  • Strider_Roshin
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    The closest thing to a noob moment that I've had is not realizing that you could cloak Meteor, and CC break Negate. Neither of which you can do today.
  • Mudcrabjedi
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    When I thought distributing equal amounts of attribute points was a good build lol.
  • mdylan2013
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    I took 50 purple set items out of my guilds guild bank to try them all on to see what the stats were for each set. I was going to put back all the other bits after finding the set I want...

    Turns out that items get bound, the guild were not happy XD
    PS4/EU
    CP-1300+
    PSN - LookoutLuke
    15 Max level toons
    PVE/PVP
  • akl77
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    mdylan2013 wrote: »
    I took 50 purple set items out of my guilds guild bank to try them all on to see what the stats were for each set. I was going to put back all the other bits after finding the set I want...

    Turns out that items get bound, the guild were not happy XD

    That reminds me I once withdrew all items out of the big guild bank and sold them all to NPC for a large amount of gold for a horse and bag upgrades, I thought those items are free for me to take as there's no restrictions, lol, got kicked out the next day, so sorry for that guild, such a noob.. my first ever mmo guild.

    Also sold all purple and gold mats to NPCs, as I thought I only ever need dropped gears and never need to craft... :expressionless:
    Edited by akl77 on May 14, 2017 1:13PM
    Pc na
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