Little things that we all know about but noone seems to care

Lyserus · April 2017

Feel free to add

Essence of Ravage health: I mean, whyyy? To this day I don't understand why we need to craft this for crafting writ.

Cyrodiil NPC earth magic: it seems some are better than others, but cyrodii ppl always know how to hide themselves to the ground （or hide only half of the body, probably because they are waiting for players to talk to them）.

Chair: Putting them too far to the table and it looks ugly. Putting it too close will make you stuck. But no one seems to have time sitting anymore

colig · April 2017

1. It's only a writ. No one is actually going to use this so it doesn't matter.
2. LOL at Cyrodiil earth magic. Should definitely be a real thing, haha.
3. Furniture is a little screwy in the game. Desks not being high enough is another example.

I reckon you should have laid low after your latest brouhaha over Earthtear, but hey, I'm not the forum police.

SydneyGrey · April 2017

When it rains, we all know those giant wolves we ride are going to get stinky as heck, but we pretend it's not going to happen. It would be like wet dog stink times ten. It would stick to you for days.

idk · April 2017

colig wrote: »

1. It's only a writ. No one is actually going to use this so it doesn't matter.
2. LOL at Cyrodiil earth magic. Should definitely be a real thing, haha.
3. Furniture is a little screwy in the game. Desks not being high enough is another example.

I reckon you should have laid low after your latest brouhaha over Earthtear, but hey, I'm not the forum police.

This, except I do not come into the game to sit in a chair.

SydneyGrey wrote: »

When it rains, we all know those giant wolves we ride are going to get stinky as heck, but we pretend it's not going to happen. It would be like wet dog stink times ten. It would stick to you for days.

And this for all of our mounts. OMG, we need smellavision. Would be great for sweet rolls, maybe some of the other food, and horrid for our mounts in the rain.

That is what we need to focus on. Smellavision being added to ESO so we can get the full immersion of the game.

psxfloh · April 2017

SydneyGrey wrote: »

When it rains, we all know those giant wolves we ride are going to get stinky as heck, but we pretend it's not going to happen. It would be like wet dog stink times ten. It would stick to you for days.

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Alpheu5 · April 2017

Giles.floydub17_ESO wrote: »

colig wrote: »

1. It's only a writ. No one is actually going to use this so it doesn't matter.
2. LOL at Cyrodiil earth magic. Should definitely be a real thing, haha.
3. Furniture is a little screwy in the game. Desks not being high enough is another example.

I reckon you should have laid low after your latest brouhaha over Earthtear, but hey, I'm not the forum police.

This, except I do not come into the game to sit in a chair.

SydneyGrey wrote: »

When it rains, we all know those giant wolves we ride are going to get stinky as heck, but we pretend it's not going to happen. It would be like wet dog stink times ten. It would stick to you for days.

And this for all of our mounts. OMG, we need smellavision. Would be great for sweet rolls, maybe some of the other food, and horrid for our mounts in the rain.

That is what we need to focus on. Smellavision being added to ESO so we can get the full immersion of the game.

Guars are your best friends.

obscure7 · April 2017

We used to be able to cast Rapid Maneuvers with weapons sheathed. They changed it so now weapons must be out to cast it.

When starting a new character, all game settings must be redone, from key bindings to nameplate options to gameplay settings etc.

I steal an apple in Wayrest, and somehow a guard all the way in Nimalten knows that exact apple in my inventory is stolen

Lyserus · April 2017

colig wrote: »

1. It's only a writ. No one is actually going to use this so it doesn't matter.
2. LOL at Cyrodiil earth magic. Should definitely be a real thing, haha.
3. Furniture is a little screwy in the game. Desks not being high enough is another example.

I reckon you should have laid low after your latest brouhaha over Earthtear, but hey, I'm not the forum police.

good thing I don't care how others think

I said I hope I was wrong, and i was. (Which makes me look stupid, but hey, it's not like online ppl's opionions can affect me in anyway)

Made a mistake and apologized, feel like a new me

Enslaved · April 2017

SydneyGrey wrote: »

When it rains, we all know those giant wolves we ride are going to get stinky as heck, but we pretend it's not going to happen. It would be like wet dog stink times ten. It would stick to you for days.

Try riding a Guar. They stink 24/7 so you will have no difference when it rains.

Wrecking_Blow_Spam · April 2017

When you attack a lone NPC and either kill them or get caught stealing, then get a bounty on your head.

How on earth does that 1 lone Npc spread the word to all guards that you're a wanted thug without moving or without doing anything?

If you kill them they can't possibly tell anyone so how the heck does that work? Maybe if they send a bird with a note or something to a guard or blow a whistle (whistleblower) etc. These are more feasible.

SydneyGrey · April 2017

Enslaved wrote: »

Try riding a Guar. They stink 24/7 so you will have no difference when it rains.

I'm betting the camels don't smell that great, either.

Enslaved · April 2017

Wrecking_Blow_Spam wrote: »

When you attack a lone NPC and either kill them or get caught stealing, then get a bounty on your head.

How on earth does that 1 lone Npc spread the word to all guards that you're a wanted thug without moving or without doing anything?

If you kill them they can't possibly tell anyone so how the heck does that work? Maybe if they send a bird with a note or something to a guard or blow a whistle (whistleblower) etc. These are more feasible.

Well, they died and and whined to their gods that then whined to their friends that then reported you to god of commerce, Zenimax. I mean Zenithar. So pay your bounty lol. Or wait for days as I do.

Jitterbug · April 2017

colig wrote: »

1. It's only a writ. No one is actually going to use this so it doesn't matter.
2. LOL at Cyrodiil earth magic. Should definitely be a real thing, haha.
3. Furniture is a little screwy in the game. Desks not being high enough is another example.

I reckon you should have laid low after your latest brouhaha over Earthtear, but hey, I'm not the forum police.

you sure?

Integral1900 · April 2017

Players riding guar, god almighty that irritates me...

For some reason it just annoys me intensely, I like them as pack animals and beasties in the wild but the sight of that great fat backside flat-footedly bumbling around with those great big feet flapping along is like nails on a chalk board

Especially with some goon is going "hiya" every five milliseconds.

Honestly I dont notice the dead npcs anymore, I just chalk it up to lazy design along with the massive clipping issues in some armours, skin changer comes to mind, and the fact that the female physique max is way to small and yet the guys can be blown up like the Incredible Hulk... (goes to sulk in a corner) I mean, I'm married to a girl that can pull a 160 pound Glamorgan longbow, has eighteen inch biceps, stands six foot three and has a chest I can get lost in.... why the hell cant I build that in a sodding fantasy game! I wake up to her wonderful company every morning but in a world of magic and physics defying beasties I have to make do with a sodding beanpole

Wrecking_Blow_Spam · April 2017

Integral1900 wrote: »

Players riding guar, god almighty that irritates me...

For some reason it just annoys me intensely, I like them as pack animals and beasties in the wild but the sight of that great fat backside flat-footedly bumbling around with those great big feet flapping along is like nails on a chalk board

Especially with some goon is going "hiya" every five milliseconds.

Honestly I dont notice the dead npcs anymore, I just chalk it up to lazy design along with the massive clipping issues in some armours, skin changer comes to mind, and the fact that the female physique max is way to small and yet the guys can be blown up like the Incredible Hulk... (goes to sulk in a corner) I mean, I'm married to a girl that can pull a 160 pound Glamorgan longbow, has eighteen inch biceps, stands six foot three and has a chest I can get lost in.... why the hell cant I build that in a sodding fantasy game! I wake up to her wonderful company every morning but in a world of magic and physics defying beasties I have to make do with a sodding beanpole

I feel the same way about bear mounts.
They bumble and bobble along and it just looks so unnatural that I wanna kill the bear.

Edit: your wife sounds like a titan... like Lyris titanborn?

Integral1900 · April 2017

Wrecking_Blow_Spam wrote: »

I feel the same way about bear mounts.
They bumble and bobble along and it just looks so unnatural that I wanna kill the bear.

Edit: your wife sounds like a titan... like Lyris titanborn?

That's more along the lines to be honest, I'm a very lucky bunny

lunawisp · April 2017

Just seems a little immersion breaking to see NPC's standing on three copies of their own corpse...

CheepsNSalsa · April 2017

You can use ravage health pots to blood port in cyrodiil.

AbbieGoth · April 2017

Floating plants and miscellaneous objects are always fun to find when exploring.

NPC corpses that gain the ability to defy gravity and lay halfway (if not moreso) off an edge.

Mother. Fetching. Armor clipping.

Zoner · April 2017

SydneyGrey wrote: »

Enslaved wrote: »

Try riding a Guar. They stink 24/7 so you will have no difference when it rains.

I'm betting the camels don't smell that great, either.

Only benefit to wild hunt mounts is that they probably smell like pine needles or floral air freshener

colig · April 2017

Lyserus wrote: »

colig wrote: »

1. It's only a writ. No one is actually going to use this so it doesn't matter.
2. LOL at Cyrodiil earth magic. Should definitely be a real thing, haha.
3. Furniture is a little screwy in the game. Desks not being high enough is another example.

I reckon you should have laid low after your latest brouhaha over Earthtear, but hey, I'm not the forum police.

good thing I don't care how others think

I said I hope I was wrong, and i was. (Which makes me look stupid, but hey, it's not like online ppl's opionions can affect me in anyway)

Made a mistake and apologized, feel like a new me

Good, because anyone who makes such a shrill post about a supposed feature going missing when it really didn't, deserves to be laughed at for having egg on their face. I should know, I've been there before!

colig · April 2017

Jitterbug wrote: »

colig wrote: »

1. It's only a writ. No one is actually going to use this so it doesn't matter.
2. LOL at Cyrodiil earth magic. Should definitely be a real thing, haha.
3. Furniture is a little screwy in the game. Desks not being high enough is another example.

I reckon you should have laid low after your latest brouhaha over Earthtear, but hey, I'm not the forum police.

you sure?

Ya I'm sure. Lost my cop badge and all.

AzraelKrieg · April 2017

Zoner wrote: »

SydneyGrey wrote: »

Enslaved wrote: »

Try riding a Guar. They stink 24/7 so you will have no difference when it rains.

I'm betting the camels don't smell that great, either.

Only benefit to wild hunt mounts is that they probably smell like pine needles or floral air freshener

Same goes for the storm atro mounts. As they walk the smell of rain follows them

LMar · April 2017

Ravage health potions were great in Imperial City when a PvE death only removed 20% Tel Var instead of 50%. Still useful when you want to move around quickly in IC and also in Cyrodiil.

Guar mounts are best mounts!

Integral, it seems like you should make a strong Nord woman and forget about your woes :P

helediron · April 2017

These irritate every day of every year, some of them already years old.
- Mounts stalling to invisible things on flat ground, middle of the road.
- Rapid Maneuver again pulling weapons out.
- Rapid Maneuver failing to attack innocents, cloak too.
- Crafting tables not sticking to selected level.

SodanTok · April 2017

That characters cant craft with their hat on, so they put it down every time you approach crafting station.

Jitterbug · April 2017

colig wrote: »

Jitterbug wrote: »

colig wrote: »

1. It's only a writ. No one is actually going to use this so it doesn't matter.
2. LOL at Cyrodiil earth magic. Should definitely be a real thing, haha.
3. Furniture is a little screwy in the game. Desks not being high enough is another example.

I reckon you should have laid low after your latest brouhaha over Earthtear, but hey, I'm not the forum police.

you sure?

Ya I'm sure. Lost my cop badge and all.

That would never stop John McClane

Liofa · April 2017

Invisible walls .

TequilaFire · April 2017

CheepsNSalsa wrote: »

You can use ravage health pots to blood port in cyrodiil.

Or to suicide and fix your glitched health bar.

Tabbycat · April 2017

Lyserus wrote: »

Feel free to add

Essence of Ravage health: I mean, whyyy? To this day I don't understand why we need to craft this for crafting writ.

Cyrodiil NPC earth magic: it seems some are better than others, but cyrodii ppl always know how to hide themselves to the ground （or hide only half of the body, probably because they are waiting for players to talk to them）.

Chair: Putting them too far to the table and it looks ugly. Putting it too close will make you stuck. But no one seems to have time sitting anymore

The Essence of Ravage Health could possibly make sense if you consider it like a Spy that carries a cyanide capsule just in case he's caught by the enemy.

inf.toniceb17_ESO · April 2017

I once threw a mudball at Jorunn and ran off to Auridon. Elven guard there cought me and forced me to pay gold. Really now? They should give me a medal!