I'd rather get trapped in one of those seducer sex dungeons

Surprised I haven't seen more of her but this is who I'd marry



"Does a fuzzy newt-goat have seven toes? Don't look at me like that! It's a perfectly appropriate analogy."
-Faraniel

Though I feel like I'd have troubles getting some personal space, with her being able to blend in with shadows and all. Still, I would not complain.

HatchetHaro wrote: »

Motuu, the weaponsmith in Stormhold.
If he shows me his wares I'll teach him the finer details of swordplay. :^)

I laughed harder than I should have at this comment. Oh dear

Ashamray wrote: »

Wreuntzylla wrote: »

Drake of Blades.

To live forever deep under Imperial City? Nice choice!

Or to live forever in cold harbor with that daedra chick. What was her name again?

NativeJoe wrote: »

Damn this hansom devil and his scrolls of icarian flight! Took to the stars, fell and broke my heart.

Wow! I had no idea this guy was in ESO! Last I seen him was in morrowind! Where was this at??

Naked Nord guy

Nyghthowler wrote: »

Naryu Virian! She's hot, and she's deadly. Every night would be an adventure....

Until she killed you

Nyghthowler wrote: »

srfrogg23 wrote: »

Nyghthowler wrote: »

Naryu Virian! She's hot, and she's deadly. Every night would be an adventure....

Until she killed you

That's part of the adventure

Fatal Attraction: ESO Edition

Seriously, who would not marry malag bal? He is tall, strong and handsome. Plus I would make him group with me in PvP for free AP

Picture of me and Malag, love at first sight.

As I walk through the forests of the Aldmeri Dominion, I realize quickly there's no way I could marry anyone in the game. The temptation is all but overwhelming. I just melt when an elf runs up to me, with flowing brown hair and green eyes, and says, "I'm so glad to see you (before I send you to your possible death)".

Often, I turn down the gold and trinkets they offer me at the end of their request. Instead, I simply make a gesture of "that tree over there or your hut?" They love that.

Heading into the cities, and how quickly those lusciously tall Altmers walk about, hoity-toity with their attitude, but melt like butter with a few whispers of confidence in their ear. The downside is they hate, hate, hate it when their sheets are messed up afterward.

Heading into an Orc camp, and well, my bruises are still healing, but I certainly don't regret getting them.

No, no. I like my head attached to my shoulders. It's best to be safe and stay single, rather than deal with any wrath which will befall me if I violate my pact with a spouse.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I see Queen Aryenn has just returned from another ceremony.

Captain jimila.

Or pretty much any khajiit lass.

Hmmm... I don't know.... Razum-dar is "first in the Eyes of the Queen", so I think he's spoken for.

Lyris and Mighty Mordra are both utterly swoon-worthy, I find.

Basically, any mature-aged giant, tough, muscular, androgynous women.

Now, that's me.

As for my characters, I'd imagine each would have their own ideas as to who they'd enjoy the intimate company of, but the constant is that they're all gay.

srfrogg23 wrote: »

FluffyReachWitch wrote: »

Hmmm... I don't know.... Razum-dar is "first in the Eyes of the Queen", so I think he's spoken for.

I'll bury him in an ancient ayleid ruin if he gets in my way.

There's a much older Khajiiti of mine who could very easily, and may well take Razum's place there. And that's if he even has or ever had such a place...so many people assume that when innuendo exists, it can't possibly not be happening.

One of my Imperials is already smitten with her, she hopes to marry her Dominion Queen and become her consort.

One of my characters is secretly entertaining pledge of Mara fantasies involving Razum-dar, during those mindless farming sessions. As for me, Queen Ayrenn all the way