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USTTech
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The servers have been down for almost (only) 2 hours and no patch notes yet?
Yes, this is a facetious/joking post because I know soon people are going to start asking where the patch notes are.
Although we could always just get 90% of the info from the PTS page.
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    I guess this depends on how much of Rich's "just three beers in" drunken work Gina managed to translate.

    (for those missing the joke it was a Twitter conversation between the two).
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    What time do you get the torchs and pitchforks ready?
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    Oh there were posts asking for the potes while the moons were still in the sky last night.

    Still some ancient traditions like natch pote threads must always be honoured - also the one about everyone who rents the room at The Rosy Lion buying drinks for the resident khajiit.

    Yours with paws
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  • VarilRau
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    USTTech wrote: »
    Yes, this is a facetious/joking post because I know soon people are going to start asking where the patch notes are.

    You literally just beat me to this.

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  • Turelus
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    SantieClaws wrote: »
    Oh there were posts asking for the potes while the moons were still in the sky last night.

    Still some ancient traditions like natch pote threads must always be honoured - also the one about everyone who rents the room at The Rosy Lion buying drinks for the resident khajiit.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    I am always unsure when is correct time one can make such a thread. Being of the side of the globe in which we work whilst the powers that be of ZOS sleep it feels cheap to create such a thread once arriving in work.
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    What time do you get the torchs and pitchforks ready?

    My torches are lit, my pitchforks already sharpened for the inevitable delay.
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    they should be at work right now. east coast time

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    Shader_Shibes wrote: »
    Cadbury wrote: »
    What time do you get the torchs and pitchforks ready?

    My torches are lit, my pitchforks already sharpened for the inevitable delay.
    The question is are you stood in a manor where they won't see your torch unless they get much closer? :trollface:
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  • darkllord
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    Shader_Shibes wrote: »
    Cadbury wrote: »
    What time do you get the torchs and pitchforks ready?

    My torches are lit, my pitchforks already sharpened for the inevitable delay.

    Lucky you! My pitchforks are just prosperous. Darn you ZOS!
    Edited by darkllord on February 6, 2017 11:08AM
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    SantieClaws wrote: »
    Oh there were posts asking for the potes while the moons were still in the sky last night.

    Still some ancient traditions like natch pote threads must always be honoured - also the one about everyone who rents the room at The Rosy Lion buying drinks for the resident khajiit.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    I would pay to help keep the Khajiit hydrated, but every time I go into The Rosy Lions my coin seems to vanish before I can order my first drink. Very mysterious, indeed.
    Cadwell, I seem to have run out of forks to give.
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    darkllord wrote: »
    Shader_Shibes wrote: »
    Cadbury wrote: »
    What time do you get the torchs and pitchforks ready?

    My torches are lit, my pitchforks already sharpened for the inevitable delay.

    Lucky you! My pitchforks are just prosperous. Darn you ZOS!

    You need training. Its BIS.
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Shader_Shibes wrote: »
    Cadbury wrote: »
    What time do you get the torchs and pitchforks ready?

    My torches are lit, my pitchforks already sharpened for the inevitable delay.
    The question is are you stood in a manor where they won't see your torch unless they get much closer? :trollface:

    Lol.

    Nope, im making do with the bedsit freebie from the starting quest. Got better stuff to spend my millions on.
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    Shader_Shibes wrote: »
    Cadbury wrote: »
    What time do you get the torchs and pitchforks ready?

    My torches are lit, my pitchforks already sharpened for the inevitable delay.

    Sharpened pitchfork? I only got a charged one...
    :'(
  • GreenTea
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    I told myself I was going to bed early tonight, and here I am at 4 in the morning......

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  • Tabbycat
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    I came into this thread expecting Natch Potes memes.

    I am disappointed.
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  • Messy1
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    Argonian Warden ftw . . .
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    SantieClaws wrote: »
    Oh there were posts asking for the potes while the moons were still in the sky last night.

    Still some ancient traditions like natch pote threads must always be honoured - also the one about everyone who rents the room at The Rosy Lion buying drinks for the resident khajiit.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Thinks a certain Khajiit is going to be getting lots to drink tonight as everyone moves in or at least tries to.
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    Messy1 wrote: »
    Argonian Warden ftw . . .

    Boy, this is like 4 months too early.
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    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIFF

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    Difficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 25 DLCs. 41 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game.
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    Turelus wrote: »
    I am always unsure when is correct time one can make such a thread.

    About 12 seconds after the servers go down is what I usually see in other games.

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  • Auros
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    Let's vote:

    1. They are still finishing the code (while some part is uploading)
    2. They are not sure how much of the planned patches/changes are they able to Update, before the forums explode.
    3. something else ...
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    Did someone say... Natch Potes?
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    Auros wrote: »
    Let's vote:

    1. They are still finishing the code (while some part is uploading)
    2. They are not sure how much of the planned patches/changes are they able to Update, before the forums explode.
    3. something else ...

    #3. It is either

    1. Someone let the Khajiit intern work on the servers. Intern got hungry and ate the server hamsters. There will be a delay in getting the servers online while we wait for new shipment of server hamsters.

    or

    2. Sheogorath got loose, yet again. He is currently skipping around the studio with Cadwell. Oh and Cadwell has the Wabbajack. Just so you know. I wouldn't try to take him on by myself if I were you.
    Edited by Tabbycat on February 6, 2017 11:48AM
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  • Turelus
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    Gandrhulf_Harbard wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    I am always unsure when is correct time one can make such a thread.

    About 12 seconds after the servers go down is what I usually see in other games.

    All The Best

    Sadly I am in work when that happens, I guess I will have to keep an eye on Twitter for the announcement then spring into action.

    Also obligatory Natch Potes image (stolen from Google).

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