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Things that make you say "Oh Come On!"

  • Father_X_Zombie
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    Heavy attack + Viper + Veildreth + Incap from stealth = me saying "oh come on"

    Or seeing a heavy armor steam sorc
    GT: AK x Zombie

    Marcurio Avidius - Breton Sorcerer - The Flawless Conquerer - General
    Raven Avidius - Imperial Nightblade - Stormproof
    Cicero Avidius - Imperial Templar - First Sergeant
    Audens Avidius - Breton Templar - Stormproof
    Jimi Hendrix - Redguard Dragonknight - Stormproof
    Leliana Artaine - Breton Nightblade - Stormproof
    Brutus Decinus - Imperial Sorcerer - Stormproof AD
    Wait aren't you DC - Dark elf Nightblade EP
    Achilleus Infernium - Breton Dragonknight
    Claudia Aurella - Imperial Warden
    DC NA XB1


    RIP XB1 NA Chillrend 2015-2017
    Home to emp farmers and roleplayers
    Put out of its misery by Brian Wheeler








  • dposdb14_ESO
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    Joined queue for group as a dps, after awhile I got bored waiting for the queue to pop so decided I'd go knock out some rounds in vma.

    Well I got to the 9th round, last wave and by this time I had forgotten about the queue (gotta love dps queue times). While fighting the boss the queue pops, since I'm in combat and know if I do anything I'll most likely die I wait and hope to get a moment to decline. Nope, as soon as portal opens for 2nd phase, bam ported to group...

    My wife got to witness my ps4 controller get launched across the living room.
  • ArcVelarian
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    Kram8ion wrote: »
    When there's that single player by himself just standing there next to a rock or tree unbuffed, on my way to a keep battle and think well that's just silly being exposed like that maybe he's afk....yay free ap and then Bam Bam Bam his friends appear and wipe me that's when I say "OH COME ON WHY DO I KEEP FALLING FOR THAT?" :#

    I've had an opposite situation to that. I'm standing on a rock watching a tidal wave of enemy players run by and they either ignored me or were tunnel visioning hard.
    Murphy's Law of PvP : If it can be abused and or exploited, it will be abused and or exploited.
  • MaxwellC
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    When you're trying to get Emperor but miss a big defence tick because the game kicks you out due to lag.
    不動の Steadfast - Unwavering
    XBL Gamer Tag - Maxwell
    XB1 Maxwell Crystal - NA DC CP 800+ Redguard Stamina DK
    XB1 Max Crystal - NA DC CP 800+ Brenton Magicka DK
    PC Maxwell-Crystal - NA DC - CP 200+ Brenton Magicka DK 「Retired」
    Band Camp statements: To state "But this one time I saw X doing X... so that justifies X" Refers to the Band camp statement.
    Coined by Maxwel
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  • Pandorii
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    When you craft a new nice CR 160 piece in a fancy style and realize you forgot to tab to the set piece tab.
  • Betheny
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    When you hit a skill like streak and get stuck in the wall...

  • THEDKEXPERIENCE
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    nordsavage wrote: »
    Update 13 Sneak peak notes telling me my undaunted helms won't crit in PvE.

    When people tell me that PVE is balanced after they've soloed a world boss with their crit based proc helm. Oh come on!
  • Silver_Strider
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    Those moments in PvP when just as you're about to kill someone, a zerg comes and kills you AND the unsportsmanlike tbag that follows is just the icing on the cake.
    Edited by Silver_Strider on December 31, 2016 10:41PM
    Argonian forever
  • EldritchPenguin
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    Pandorii wrote: »
    When you craft a new nice CR 160 piece in a fancy style and realize you forgot to tab to the set piece tab.
    Or when you do pick the set piece tab, but then forget to pick a trait.

    And you do this when you're crafting an item for another player, so you have to pitch in your own mats to make the right one. >.<
    Edited by EldritchPenguin on January 1, 2017 12:07AM
    Lilelle Adlis - Dark Elf Dragonknight

    Vaynothah Sailenar - Dark Elf Templar

    Sherivah Telvanni - Dark Elf Sorcerer

    Nephiah Telvanni - Dark Elf Nightblade
  • Sheezabeast
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    Behold the creepiest screenshot I have ever taken, of when I got stuck beneath the floor of the public dungeon in Deshaan, the room with the big skeleton boss.

    Screenshot_20161214_210017_zpsbrr5r3cr.png
    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
  • G0DS_DEMON
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    For me its when I'm in sneak/stealth where I 'm not seen carrying alot of telvar stones and some being chased by a Red or Blue decides to bring them right at me.

    Also when sneaking up on an objective in PVP and there are those that don't go into sneak because they think they can take on the world, giving my position away and spoiling the chance to take the objective.
  • skiptomyluau
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    Crashing every 30 minion XB1
  • skiptomyluau
    skiptomyluau
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    Minutes not minion
  • Neoauspex
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    This sentence:

    "This may be an unusually long load time..."
  • xXSilverDragonXx
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    Training and Proposterous 'rewards' from pledge chests. Yes. Proposterous. There is nothing prosperous about a 10% increase on 10 gold. That *** is shameful. Get that garbage out of my 160 gear chest. Garbage decons or as my officers and I refer to it - DD - Decon Disappointment. I do not need your garbage proposterous and training items at level 160. I certainly don't need them at max cp. Get that crap out of pledge chests. It's offensive.
    Edited by xXSilverDragonXx on January 1, 2017 1:27AM
  • Hallothiel
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    Neoauspex wrote: »
    This sentence:

    "This may be an unusually long load time..."

    God yes. Especially the last couple of days.....
  • Auricle
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    Let me preface this by saying that I love ESO, I do. It's beautiful, has fascinating worldbuilding, and the combat is engaging.

    That said, if I encounter one more Ilambris heavy helm with training or prosperous...

    bonnet.gif?w=650
  • DreadKnight
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    1. Constant disconnects from Cyrodiil - XBox1 NA (No other game does this).
    2. Getting a disconnect during a battle resulting in loss of Cold Fire.
    3. Getting a disconnect during a battle resulting in loss of AP.
    4. Getting a disconnect then being killed in PVP and being dumped at your last PVE location - not able to res.
    5. All of the above and then having to queue to get back into Cyrodiil - and then being disconnected again 20 minutes later.
    6. Having to load into another Character, then reload my main just to avoid the 'Unusually long loading time' screen.
    7. The two-three times daily buzz crash the game suffers from on Xbox1.

    8. Destro staff Ultimate - it's ruined the mechanics of battles in Cyrodiil.
    Edited by DreadKnight on January 1, 2017 2:04AM
  • Drinks-Loves
    Drinks-Loves
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    Getting stunned by ambush THEN incap back to back soooo....
  • DreadKnight
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    ...oh, and that stupid bug where you remount immediately after dismounting, especially when you're about to go into battle!
  • Narvuntien
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    PVP in general (although you get used to it)

    http://imgur.com/a/AwZvw
  • Hurbster
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    I usually only say that when I am waiting for the forum pages to load. Why on earth is this site so slow ?
    So they raised the floor and lowered the ceiling. Except the ceiling has spikes in it now and the floor is also lava.
  • Blacksheepart
    Blacksheepart
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    Anyone who PVPs will agree, two words, 'weapon swap.'
    ★🕱 || Eelelia || 🕱★
    Tertiary Meat

  • Lylith
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    Gargath wrote: »
    "Oh come on!"
    This I yell all the time when someone is killing me in Cyrodiil and I cannot even fight back.

    stunlock and chain cc's.

    always a pleasure. :/
  • teardropphoenix
    teardropphoenix
    Soul Shriven
    SkylarkX wrote: »
    The most common 'Oh come on' from aussie players at least is dying to a red circle when you're clearly outside of it on screen (pve), or slow/buggy cc break/weapon swaps (pvp).

    250-300 ping has been keeping the pc peripheral industry alive and well in Australia for quite some time!

    Many many many times this. Game needs some client side leeway on death circles and thingsthatsuddenlyappearandkillyou to compensate for latency.
  • deepseamk20b14_ESO
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    Finally getting a spriggan sword to drop and it's infused.......
    Hey everyone! Look! It's a signature!
  • Lieblingsjunge
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    My recent "OH COME ON" was 5 minutes ago. Fighting 2v8/9, killing off 2-3 with some good timing, you realise you have to go to the bottom floor to avoid the ground aoes. When you go back upstairs again, those 2-3 guys are ressed & back in the fight.

    WTB cooldown for Soul Gems. Either make one player have a personal cooldown or make it like IC-spawntimers. You got ressed once within the last minute, you can not be ressed again(By the same player?).

    Idk. It's kinda silly how easy it is to get back alive after dying multiple times in a row.
    Ignorance is the greatest weapon of tyranny.
    PC - EU.
    Lieblingsjunge(AD) - Racechanged Argonian :< | AR 50 - No double AP or Bleakers involved |
    Sits-On-Cacti(DC) - Problem?
    Fail-With-Tail(AD) - Healing Springs-spammer :<
    Tiny Liebs(EP) - Very Tiny. Also heals.
    Lieblingsmädchen(DC) - Magplar is love.
    The Dominàtrix(AD) - Chains, whip, whip, whip.
    Fluffy Furball Kitten(DC) - Kittycat, meow.
    Your Face(EP) - People make bad jokes about my name =(
    Liebs-With-Trees(AD) - Male argo with a big tail :>

    Officer/Sandwitch of Zerg Squad
    My title: The Maneater, Destroyer of Maneuvers, Bane of Potatoes, she who devours them, The Black Hole, the humorless, first of her name.
  • SnubbS
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    Every time I gap close through the map I literally throw my hands in the air. It's become a natural reaction.
    Edited by SnubbS on January 2, 2017 2:08AM
    Xbox NA: SnubbS
    GoW eSports player & part time ESO Pug Ball Zerger.
    GB
  • Ch4mpTW
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    2 things. The first is dying in PvP from a Nightblade ganker. The second is Maelstrom Arena (Veteran). Outside of those, I don't really get frustrated playing ESO, outside of the run-of-the-mill things (e.g. Disconnections, lag, etc.).
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