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Suggestion to ZOS to replace all male undergarments with thongs
HatchetHaro
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[Minor edit to remove petition from title]
Edited by [Deleted User] on December 25, 2016 8:39PM Best Argonian NA and I will fight anyone for it
20 Argonians
6x IR, 7x GH, 7x TTT, 5x GS, 6x DB, 1x PB, 4x SBS, 1x MM, 1x US, 2x CB, 1x Unchained
20 Argonians
6x IR, 7x GH, 7x TTT, 5x GS, 6x DB, 1x PB, 4x SBS, 1x MM, 1x US, 2x CB, 1x Unchained
Suggestion to ZOS to replace all male undergarments with thongs 86 votes
Yas
5%
5 votes
Yaaaaassss
60%
52 votes
Naw
33%
29 votes
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Abeille✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭YaaaaassssI realized too late that this poll was public.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.17 -
AlienSlof✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭YaaaaassssBring on thongs for men!
RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend, my Shining Light. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.1 -
Tryxus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Can we make them look like Voldo from Soul Calibur?
"Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU2 -
JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The inmates are running the asylum whilst mum and dad are away today, I see Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
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Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!4 -
Recremen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭YaaaaassssWhile I agree, I'm 100% sure this will get removed faster than the profanity posts after Crimmus, on account of it being a petition.Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster0 -
EldritchPenguin✭✭✭✭✭NawI happen to very much like it when video games do not show me things that make me scratch out my eyes, thank you very much...
Wait, I'm the only person who's voted no so far? O.oEdited by EldritchPenguin on December 25, 2016 2:52PMLilelle Adlis - Dark Elf Dragonknight
Vaynothah Sailenar - Dark Elf Templar
Sherivah Telvanni - Dark Elf Sorcerer
Nephiah Telvanni - Dark Elf Nightblade1 -
Lunarhound✭✭✭YaaaaassssI am personally acquainted with at least one individual who claims to be starting an account just to vote in this poll.Edited by Lunarhound on December 25, 2016 2:32PM2 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this5 -
KochDerDamonen✭✭✭✭✭
✭Yaaaaasssswtb female underwear swap :^)If you quote someone, and intend for them to see what you have said, be sure to Mention them with @[insert name].2 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Such a move would give ZOS a chance to get more recognition for ESO. In their next ad they could include "Best Underwear in an RPG"...❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this2 -
thedude33✭✭✭✭✭I used to hate wearing things, until I realized I was wearing them backwards.
All good now.2 -
Draxys✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭This is the stuff that's really making a difference in our world. What a time to be alive.2013
rip decibel2 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭This is the stuff that's really making a difference in our world. What a time to be alive.
❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this2 -
Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭NawThis is the stuff that's really making a difference in our world. What a time to be alive.
Oh, if I saw that fat naked nord in a thong... yeah, that would make a difference. Not sure how much longer I would be alive, though.
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TheShadowScout✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭YaaaaassssThe modern looking one we got now is really the worst... I wanna see linen loincloths, and such, and not just on the boys!
Though, I'd love to have more -choice- in underwear as well! More options! Loincloths, leather things, lacy silk undies, whatever.
And I'd buy that for a handful of crowns...0 -
bebynnag✭✭✭✭✭
✭Nawmale thong?
eeew
Mankini's are better!
Edited by bebynnag on December 25, 2016 8:28PM1 -
Kram8ion✭✭✭✭✭
✭YaaaaassssDoes this mean there're will be a butt shaver in the crown store? If so yes please
Oh how's it gonna work with my pu**y ...tail ? Maybe back to front Aussie lag is real!0 -
ObsidianMichi✭✭✭YaaaaassssThis is the most important thread on the boards. Overweight Orcs in tight fitting underthings await!0
