Mettaricana wrote: »GreenSoup2HoT wrote: »Heres my joke.
Your mama so fat, when she created a new character... HER INVENTORY ALREADY FULL!
Yo mamma so fat she filled the crown crafting bag
TheWhiteDarkness wrote: »I've had this in my signature for a while now, but here's a repost:
A Khajiit and a Wood Elf Walk up to a market stall.
The Khajiit whisks three rabbit pasties into his pocket with lightning speed.
The baker doesn't notice.
The Khajiit says to the Wood Elf:
"You see how clever this one is? You will never beat that!"
The Wood Elf says to the Khajiit:
"Watch this, a Wood Elf is always cleverer than a Khajiit."
He then says to the baker,
"Give me a rabbit pasty, I can show you a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the pasty which the Wood Elf promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker:
"Give me another pasty for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again:
"Give me one more pasty... "
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway. The Wood Elf eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells:
"And where is your famous magic trick?"
The Wood Elf says:
"Look in the Khajiit's pocket!"
How to calculate what Maelstrom Weapon you will get
Use this equation to calculate what you will get on your next maelstrom run
Pick any number between 1 and 9
Multiply it by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the 2 digits together and the check the list below to see what you will get.
1) Sharpened Bow
2) Powered Restoration Staff
3) Sharpened One-handed Sword
4) Sharpened Two-Handed Sword
5) Sharpened One-Handed Mace
6) Sharpened Two-Handed Mace
7) Sharpened One-Handed Axe
8) Sharpened Two-Handed Axe
9) A maelstrom weapon with any trait except sharpened
10) Sharpened Daggers
11) Sharpened Inferno Staff
12) Sharpened Frost Staff
13) Sharpened Shock Staff
RAGUNAnoOne wrote: »disintegr8 wrote: »Why does an Argonian make a good lover?
Because he does good breaststroke.
And is really good at erecting spines
IzakiBrotheSs wrote: »TheWhiteDarkness wrote: »I've had this in my signature for a while now, but here's a repost:
A Khajiit and a Wood Elf Walk up to a market stall.
The Khajiit whisks three rabbit pasties into his pocket with lightning speed.
The baker doesn't notice.
The Khajiit says to the Wood Elf:
"You see how clever this one is? You will never beat that!"
The Wood Elf says to the Khajiit:
"Watch this, a Wood Elf is always cleverer than a Khajiit."
He then says to the baker,
"Give me a rabbit pasty, I can show you a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the pasty which the Wood Elf promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker:
"Give me another pasty for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again:
"Give me one more pasty... "
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway. The Wood Elf eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells:
"And where is your famous magic trick?"
The Wood Elf says:
"Look in the Khajiit's pocket!"
This is actually a pretty famous joke... You just changed the characters, but its still funny