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Hello everyone,
Since there is already an Official ESO Joke thread on the News & Website Articles Discussions forum on the topic, we've gone ahead and closed this thread. Please feel free to discuss feedback on the already created Official Thread on the matter. It'll be much easier to track everyone's feedback while it's all on one thread, rather than all spread out.
Thank you for understanding!
EPIC...I'd like to see someone top ^^^
How do the 10 races chop down a tree?
Altmer: Will use a Levitation Spell to rip it out of the ground, then boast about his/her magical talents
Argonian: Will worship the tree instead
Bosmer: Obeys the Green Pact and will slay anyone who dares to harm the tree
Breton: Chops it down with a regular axe, cuz they're a boring race
Dunmer: Gets his/her Argonian slaves to do it for him/her
Imperial: Tries the diplomatic approach and attempts to convince the tree to chop itself down
Khajiit: This one prefers to run up the tree, then complain that this one can't get down
Nord: Is too drunk from all that mead to chop it down, so he/she will instead pee against it and then be merrily on his/her way
Orc: Rams it headfirst
Redguard: What makes you think a Redguard can chop down a tree? Have you seen any in the Alik'r desert?
Maybe the reason there are no trees in the desert is because the redguards are TOO good at chopping trees...
RAGUNAnoOne wrote: »Orc: "I keep seeing spots before my eyes."
Breton: "Have you seen a healer?"
Orc: "No, just spots."
How do the 10 races chop down a tree?
Altmer: Will use a Levitation Spell to rip it out of the ground, then boast about his/her magical talents
Argonian: Will worship the tree instead
Bosmer: Obeys the Green Pact and will slay anyone who dares to harm the tree
Breton: Chops it down with a regular axe, cuz they're a boring race
Dunmer: Gets his/her Argonian slaves to do it for him/her
Imperial: Tries the diplomatic approach and attempts to convince the tree to chop itself down
Khajiit: This one prefers to run up the tree, then complain that this one can't get down
Nord: Is too drunk from all that mead to chop it down, so he/she will instead pee against it and then be merrily on his/her way
Orc: Rams it headfirst
Redguard: What makes you think a Redguard can chop down a tree? Have you seen any in the Alik'r desert?
Mettaricana wrote: »Yo mamma is like vivec she likes molag bals in her mouth.
Lore junkies would love this
Apologies if its to pg13
Mettaricana wrote: »Yo mamma is like vivec she likes molag bals in her mouth.
Lore junkies would love this
Apologies if its to pg13
im a lore junky and i dont get it. vivec is not the aniticipation of molag bal.
Mettaricana wrote: »Yo mamma is like vivec she likes molag bals in her mouth.
Lore junkies would love this
Apologies if its to pg13
im a lore junky and i dont get it. vivec is not the aniticipation of molag bal.