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Response By (Chet) - Provided for your entertainment.
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Thought this was thoroughly entertaining and that I would share it. This of course is in response to my reply to customer support.
Subject: Support not responding to open tickets
Customer: Thank you for the response. Please review open and unresolved tickets.
Response By (Chet):
Greeting,
Thank you for contacting The Elder Scrolls Online Team!
We greatly appreciate you bringing this potential bug to our attention. This information has been collected and will be passed on to our development team. You will not receive a further response to this ticket.
Thank you for your continued interest and support!
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So apparently support not looking at opened and unresolved tickets is just a bug that the development team will be looking into, some maintenance time may be needed to repair Chet of course.
Anyone else have interesting conversations with Chet?
Subject: Support not responding to open tickets
Customer: Thank you for the response. Please review open and unresolved tickets.
Response By (Chet):
Greeting,
Thank you for contacting The Elder Scrolls Online Team!
We greatly appreciate you bringing this potential bug to our attention. This information has been collected and will be passed on to our development team. You will not receive a further response to this ticket.
Thank you for your continued interest and support!
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So apparently support not looking at opened and unresolved tickets is just a bug that the development team will be looking into, some maintenance time may be needed to repair Chet of course.
Anyone else have interesting conversations with Chet?
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timidobserver✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Pretty sure Chet is the name of their low budget, automated response system.V16 Uriel Stormblessed EP Magicka Templar(main)
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SolarCat02✭✭✭✭✭timidobserver wrote: »Pretty sure Chet is the name of their low budget, automated response system.
I have been suspecting the same thing. Chet's answers are always copy-paste FAQs unrelated to the actual ticket. Plus he's the only one I have seen who does that "We are closing this ticket because we have too many tickets open" thing.Why be normal when you can be better?
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Abeille✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Chet is their pet robot who serves coffee and answers tickets probably.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.0 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Anyone has noticed yes that the name Chet spelled backwards looks a lot like Tech?
This one smells a bot for sure. Unless the birth certificate, fingerprints and DNA profile can be provided then khajiit does not believe Chet to be human, Elf, Argonian or Khajiit.
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Abeille✭✭✭✭✭
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If it does the dishes too, I want five of these.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.0 -
timidobserver✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭SolarCat02 wrote: »timidobserver wrote: »Pretty sure Chet is the name of their low budget, automated response system.
I have been suspecting the same thing. Chet's answers are always copy-paste FAQs unrelated to the actual ticket. Plus he's the only one I have seen who does that "We are closing this ticket because we have too many tickets open" thing.
If he were a real person he would be fired by now. It probably scans for keywords and vomits out any FAQ with similar words.V16 Uriel Stormblessed EP Magicka Templar(main)
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