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Burning_Talons
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Go to gizoogle.net and type in the URL you want to see a hilarious version of. Ill start you off
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/general-discussion put this link in the search bar on gizoogle. My ribs started hurting when i seen it lol. I cant give you a direct link as it may contain profanity

DISCLAIMER Please dont post what you found if it contains profanity because mods will warn you and too many of them will make them close my thread fo shizzle :(
Edited by Burning_Talons on September 10, 2016 5:36AM
  • Caligamy_ESO
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    Ok... I lol'd at the magicka sorcs are not dead thread

    :D
    love is love
  • Seratopia
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    I am dying. I love this I didn't expect to laugh but this had me in tears.

    My favorite was @Anti_Virus's thread omg. :joy:

    I also love what it did to @Cazzy's thread. That is so out of character for her. That's why that one was so hilarious. XD
    Edited by Seratopia on September 10, 2016 5:05AM
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    It's still funny no matter how many times I do it lol .
  • Mojmir
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    Lol
  • KICHZY
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    i gizoogled this thread, Try it lol


    Edited by KICHZY on September 10, 2016 5:45AM
  • Seratopia
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    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/275016/let-me-hear-your-characters-back-story#latest

    This is a good link to convert lol.
  • Jakhajay
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    This is excellent! Thank you good sir!
    Sh'ira - One Eyed Tihm - Do'Mazar - Dar'Sol - Hazzahn - J'darr Sun-Arrow - Bishabi -J'manna - Narim Tollana - Abijah-Ra - Idhassi-Ko - Kajhe the Salty - Ti'lani - Sabhan-Dar - Palamai
    JakhajayAlt: Azala-Do - Saahni the Ohmes - S'aolla of the Darks - Zashima-La Ako'Zhajiit - Lo'Mai-Dro - Taheh-Do - Hrrula - Hatamira - Da'lai

    Shield Anvil - Trake's Talons
    Knight Praefect - Knights of the Steel Claw

    All Khajiit, All the time!
    For Elsweyr and her people!
  • Mattock_Romulus
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    http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/declaration_transcript.html

    LOL! Just tried Gizoogling the Declaration of Independence....

    "Our thugged-out booty's hold these truths ta be self-evident, dat all pimps is pimped equal, dat they is endowed by they Creator wit certain unalienable Rights, dat among these is Life, Liberty n' tha pursuit of Happiness"
    Edited by Mattock_Romulus on September 10, 2016 5:42AM
  • Burning_Talons
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    Seratopia wrote: »
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/275016/let-me-hear-your-characters-back-story#latest

    This is a good link to convert lol.

    @Seratopia Id reccomend removing the pic mods here are lurking lol
  • Seratopia
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    Burning_Talons wrote: »
    Seratopia wrote: »
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/275016/let-me-hear-your-characters-back-story#latest

    This is a good link to convert lol.

    @Seratopia Id reccomend removing the pic mods here are lurking lol

    No it's okay that link is not converted.
  • Burning_Talons
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    updegramub17_ESO wrote: »
    http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/declaration_transcript.html

    LOL! Just tried Gizoogling the Declaration of Independence....

    "Our thugged-out a$$es hold these truths ta be self-evident, dat all pimps is pimped equal, dat they is endowed by they Creator wit certain unalienable Rights, dat among these is Life, Liberty n' tha pursuit of Happiness"

    @updegramub17_ESO Lmfao.....but please renove the A word from your post to prevent mode
  • Burning_Talons
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    Seratopia wrote: »
    Burning_Talons wrote: »
    Seratopia wrote: »
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/275016/let-me-hear-your-characters-back-story#latest

    This is a good link to convert lol.

    @Seratopia Id reccomend removing the pic mods here are lurking lol

    No it's okay that link is not converted.

    @Seratopia I meant the picture :)
  • Mattock_Romulus
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    Alright, I edited out the "A" word....funny stuff yo
  • Burning_Talons
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    KICHZY wrote: »
    i gizoogled this thread

    @KICHZY Funny stuff but please remove of censor the pic to prevent moderation
    Edited by Burning_Talons on September 10, 2016 5:47AM
  • KICHZY
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    Done but you now need to remove it from your quote ;)
    Edited by KICHZY on September 10, 2016 5:46AM
  • Burning_Talons
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    KICHZY wrote: »
    Burning_Talons wrote: »
    KICHZY wrote: »
    i gizoogled this thread lol

    @KICHZY Funny stuff but please remove of censor the pic to prevent moderation

    Done but you now need to remove it from your quote ;)

    Same for you lol again
  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    LOL Nice!
  • Bad_Company
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    Please, PLEASE, convert this: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/290723/tanking-is-the-most-flexible-role-but-nobody-wants-to-tank#latest
    My characters (EU PC):
    Leopardo Di-Caprio (Khajiit Templar) || Matthew Makehoney (Altmer Sorcerer) || Luck-Luster Burt (Redguard Dragonknight)
    Clint Histwood (Argonian Templar) || Martin Uber Ping (Redguard Sorcerer) || Louis Farmstrong (Imperial Nightblade)
    Anthony Hotskins (Altmer Nightblade)

  • Mattock_Romulus
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    Bad_Company wrote: »
    Please, PLEASE, convert this: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/290723/tanking-is-the-most-flexible-role-but-nobody-wants-to-tank#latest

    Oh man i'm dying here that one's really funny lol
  • nine9six
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    :lol:
    Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up...
    Great House Hlaalu
  • Mattock_Romulus
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    LOL, convert this long-winded Roleplaying thread...

    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/290648/serjustin19s-story-and-poem-collection-warning-will-be-very-very-long-read-youve-been-warned#latest
  • Bad_Company
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    I know, right? I'm still laughing at it :'D
    My characters (EU PC):
    Leopardo Di-Caprio (Khajiit Templar) || Matthew Makehoney (Altmer Sorcerer) || Luck-Luster Burt (Redguard Dragonknight)
    Clint Histwood (Argonian Templar) || Martin Uber Ping (Redguard Sorcerer) || Louis Farmstrong (Imperial Nightblade)
    Anthony Hotskins (Altmer Nightblade)

  • Bad_Company
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Game_of_Thrones

    If you convert this and actually read the plot... Well, you're in for a comedy ride lol
    My characters (EU PC):
    Leopardo Di-Caprio (Khajiit Templar) || Matthew Makehoney (Altmer Sorcerer) || Luck-Luster Burt (Redguard Dragonknight)
    Clint Histwood (Argonian Templar) || Martin Uber Ping (Redguard Sorcerer) || Louis Farmstrong (Imperial Nightblade)
    Anthony Hotskins (Altmer Nightblade)

  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    @Cazzy you are such a potty mouth :D
    PS4 NA
    Argonian Master Race

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    Support Tail armor and tail ribbons: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/236333/concept-tail-armor-for-beast-races#latest
    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/246134/request-dyeable-tail-ribbons
  • magnusthorek
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    OMFG... Even mah not bein a native English speaker I LMAO, brudah
    I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
    I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
    My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
  • smacx250
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    Wow - just read AlanG's new guidelines for "PROMOTIN CONSTRUCTIZZLE RAP ON THA FORUMS, N' ADJUSTIN MODERATION"! Sounds like big changes for forum moderation!

    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/268619/promoting-constructive-discussion-on-the-forums-and-adjusting-moderation
  • Scamandros
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    I tried this on the alliance war threads and noticed no difference
    Aeryj
    Fantasia
    Blades of Vengeance


    Mighty Eagle by serjustin19 for your viewing convenience.
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle.
    I fell out of my nest

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I screech I screech
    but no one hears me

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I started to wonder off
    I want to come back but lost my way.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I came face to face
    Of Mighty Lion

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I came to fall in love with Mighty Lion
    Who's claws is sharp and just

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Then suddenly
    Mighty Dragon Came

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Dragon roared aloud
    Who's mighty paws make earthquake
    that quivers underneath our feet

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Soon battle rages
    Between the Mighty Lion and Mighty Dragon

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    My heart grows heavy
    For who do I belong in Scourge PS4 EU

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I continue to battle.
    But Battle I must do within myself

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I screech, I screech
    Long and hard. I made a fuss

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Then suddenly
    As if I was dreaming

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I heard a screech
    But suddenly, I attack Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle had to defend

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I know I was fighting for Mighty Lion
    So I fought back.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I attack I attack
    But to no avail

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    The Mighty claws who's mighty claws
    Felt unnatural to me and very clumsy to me

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Why I have chosen to not stay with you
    I do not know. I am complicated at that.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have destroyed Mighty Eagle
    My own kin in Scourge PS4 EU

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I crawled into a ball
    Weep to no avail

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Lost in my whirling thoughts
    My heart and mind is clouded

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have served Mighty Lion over a year
    I thought Mighty Lion is were I belong anew

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I finally contacted
    Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle says they love me
    In reality I love them also.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I continued to clash
    At Mighty Eagle however

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    But clashing with Mighty Eagle
    Just not feel right


    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have made a wrong choice I now believe
    Terrible and unjust of what I did

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    For am I not a monster
    For attacking a faction who loves me instead

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I was wrong
    Mighty Eagle was right

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Come. Please take me back Mighty Eagle
    For I believe I now know

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Were I truly belong
    For indeed I thought

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    That Mighty Lion
    Is were I belong.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    O how I was so wrong Mighty Eagle
    I was gravely wrong and such a fool I was.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    You have met
    Princess Justine

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine who attacked
    Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I know this was wrong
    And so to does Princess Justine

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    With our clashing together
    I now know were I truly belong in Scourge PS4 EU I believe.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Have you all not heard
    The famous saying. That is very wise and so very true?

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Let me repeat the famous saying
    that is very wise and so true

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    It is
    My Enemy, Enemy's, Enemy's
    Is my friend

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I come to thee Mighty Eagle
    And so to Princess Justine.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Who used to serve Mighty Lion
    But Now serve Mighty Eagle
    For the very first time in her career.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine and are one in the same
    Were I go. She will go to. For she believes it is right choice

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    We are all yours
    O Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    No one else but you
    I feel peaceful. Unafraid

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I belong to you O mighty Eagle
    I am so relieved to hear myself to say that

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine and I


    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Now flies and fights alongside with Mighty Eagle
    Who's Mighty talons stand for sacred Freedom

    Written by Serjustin19
    Written on this day
    September 27. The day when My troubled mind is not clouded no longer.
    In the year of my troubles end
  • susmitds
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    Read the patch notes, OMG, still can't stop laughing.


    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/288585/pts-patch-notes-v2-6-0
  • susmitds
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    Scamandros wrote: »
    I tried this on the alliance war threads and noticed no difference

    I know what you did there
    Edited by susmitds on September 10, 2016 1:24PM
  • Burning_Talons
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    susmitds wrote: »
    Read the patch notes, OMG, still can't stop laughing.


    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/288585/pts-patch-notes-v2-6-0

    Just read it :lol: makes me want to read all of em
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