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Today i am going to make your day
Burning_Talons
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Go to gizoogle.net and type in the URL you want to see a hilarious version of. Ill start you off
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/general-discussion put this link in the search bar on gizoogle. My ribs started hurting when i seen it lol. I cant give you a direct link as it may contain profanity
DISCLAIMER Please dont post what you found if it contains profanity because mods will warn you and too many of them will make them close my thread fo shizzle
Edited by Burning_Talons on September 10, 2016 5:36AM https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/general-discussion put this link in the search bar on gizoogle. My ribs started hurting when i seen it lol. I cant give you a direct link as it may contain profanity
DISCLAIMER Please dont post what you found if it contains profanity because mods will warn you and too many of them will make them close my thread fo shizzle
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Seratopia✭✭✭✭I am dying. I love this I didn't expect to laugh but this had me in tears.
My favorite was @Anti_Virus's thread omg.
I also love what it did to @Cazzy's thread. That is so out of character for her. That's why that one was so hilarious. XDEdited by Seratopia on September 10, 2016 5:05AM0 -
Seratopia✭✭✭✭https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/275016/let-me-hear-your-characters-back-story#latest
This is a good link to convert lol.1 -
Jakhajay✭✭✭✭This is excellent! Thank you good sir!Sh'ira - One Eyed Tihm - Do'Mazar - Dar'Sol - Hazzahn - J'darr Sun-Arrow - Bishabi -J'manna - Narim Tollana - Abijah-Ra - Idhassi-Ko - Kajhe the Salty - Ti'lani - Sabhan-Dar - Palamai
JakhajayAlt: Azala-Do - Saahni the Ohmes - S'aolla of the Darks - Zashima-La Ako'Zhajiit - Lo'Mai-Dro - Taheh-Do - Hrrula - Hatamira - Da'lai
Shield Anvil - Trake's Talons
Knight Praefect - Knights of the Steel Claw
All Khajiit, All the time!
For Elsweyr and her people!0 -
Burning_Talons✭✭✭✭✭https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/275016/let-me-hear-your-characters-back-story#latest
This is a good link to convert lol.
@Seratopia Id reccomend removing the pic mods here are lurking lol0 -
Mattock_Romulus✭✭✭✭✭http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/declaration_transcript.html
LOL! Just tried Gizoogling the Declaration of Independence....
"Our thugged-out booty's hold these truths ta be self-evident, dat all pimps is pimped equal, dat they is endowed by they Creator wit certain unalienable Rights, dat among these is Life, Liberty n' tha pursuit of Happiness"
Edited by Mattock_Romulus on September 10, 2016 5:42AM3 -
Seratopia✭✭✭✭Burning_Talons wrote: »https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/275016/let-me-hear-your-characters-back-story#latest
This is a good link to convert lol.
@Seratopia Id reccomend removing the pic mods here are lurking lol
No it's okay that link is not converted.0 -
Burning_Talons✭✭✭✭✭updegramub17_ESO wrote: »http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/declaration_transcript.html
LOL! Just tried Gizoogling the Declaration of Independence....
"Our thugged-out a$$es hold these truths ta be self-evident, dat all pimps is pimped equal, dat they is endowed by they Creator wit certain unalienable Rights, dat among these is Life, Liberty n' tha pursuit of Happiness"
@updegramub17_ESO Lmfao.....but please renove the A word from your post to prevent mode1 -
Burning_Talons✭✭✭✭✭Burning_Talons wrote: »https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/275016/let-me-hear-your-characters-back-story#latest
This is a good link to convert lol.
@Seratopia Id reccomend removing the pic mods here are lurking lol
No it's okay that link is not converted.
@Seratopia I meant the picture
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KICHZY✭✭✭✭Done but you now need to remove it from your quote
Edited by KICHZY on September 10, 2016 5:46AM0 -
Bad_Company✭✭✭✭Please, PLEASE, convert this: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/290723/tanking-is-the-most-flexible-role-but-nobody-wants-to-tank#latestMy characters (EU PC):Leopardo Di-Caprio (Khajiit Templar) || Matthew Makehoney (Altmer Sorcerer) || Luck-Luster Burt (Redguard Dragonknight)Clint Histwood (Argonian Templar) || Martin Uber Ping (Redguard Sorcerer) || Louis Farmstrong (Imperial Nightblade)Anthony Hotskins (Altmer Nightblade)1 -
Bad_Company✭✭✭✭I know, right? I'm still laughing at it :'DMy characters (EU PC):Leopardo Di-Caprio (Khajiit Templar) || Matthew Makehoney (Altmer Sorcerer) || Luck-Luster Burt (Redguard Dragonknight)Clint Histwood (Argonian Templar) || Martin Uber Ping (Redguard Sorcerer) || Louis Farmstrong (Imperial Nightblade)Anthony Hotskins (Altmer Nightblade)1
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Mattock_Romulus✭✭✭✭✭LOL, convert this long-winded Roleplaying thread...
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/290648/serjustin19s-story-and-poem-collection-warning-will-be-very-very-long-read-youve-been-warned#latest2 -
Bad_Company✭✭✭✭https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Game_of_Thrones
If you convert this and actually read the plot... Well, you're in for a comedy ride lolMy characters (EU PC):Leopardo Di-Caprio (Khajiit Templar) || Matthew Makehoney (Altmer Sorcerer) || Luck-Luster Burt (Redguard Dragonknight)Clint Histwood (Argonian Templar) || Martin Uber Ping (Redguard Sorcerer) || Louis Farmstrong (Imperial Nightblade)Anthony Hotskins (Altmer Nightblade)1 -
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✭@Cazzy you are such a potty mouth
PS4 NA
Argonian Master Race
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
Support Tail armor and tail ribbons: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/236333/concept-tail-armor-for-beast-races#latest
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/246134/request-dyeable-tail-ribbons0 -
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✭OMFG... Even mah not bein a native English speaker I LMAO, brudahI am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.0 -
smacx250✭✭✭✭✭Wow - just read AlanG's new guidelines for "PROMOTIN CONSTRUCTIZZLE RAP ON THA FORUMS, N' ADJUSTIN MODERATION"! Sounds like big changes for forum moderation!
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/268619/promoting-constructive-discussion-on-the-forums-and-adjusting-moderation0 -
Scamandros✭✭✭✭✭I tried this on the alliance war threads and noticed no differenceAeryj
Fantasia
Blades of Vengeance
Mighty Eagle by serjustin19 for your viewing convenience.Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle.
I fell out of my nest
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I screech I screech
but no one hears me
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I started to wonder off
I want to come back but lost my way.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I came face to face
Of Mighty Lion
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I came to fall in love with Mighty Lion
Who's claws is sharp and just
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Then suddenly
Mighty Dragon Came
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Dragon roared aloud
Who's mighty paws make earthquake
that quivers underneath our feet
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Soon battle rages
Between the Mighty Lion and Mighty Dragon
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
My heart grows heavy
For who do I belong in Scourge PS4 EU
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I continue to battle.
But Battle I must do within myself
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I screech, I screech
Long and hard. I made a fuss
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Then suddenly
As if I was dreaming
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I heard a screech
But suddenly, I attack Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle had to defend
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I know I was fighting for Mighty Lion
So I fought back.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I attack I attack
But to no avail
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
The Mighty claws who's mighty claws
Felt unnatural to me and very clumsy to me
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Why I have chosen to not stay with you
I do not know. I am complicated at that.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I have destroyed Mighty Eagle
My own kin in Scourge PS4 EU
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I crawled into a ball
Weep to no avail
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Lost in my whirling thoughts
My heart and mind is clouded
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I have served Mighty Lion over a year
I thought Mighty Lion is were I belong anew
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I finally contacted
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle says they love me
In reality I love them also.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I continued to clash
At Mighty Eagle however
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
But clashing with Mighty Eagle
Just not feel right
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I have made a wrong choice I now believe
Terrible and unjust of what I did
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
For am I not a monster
For attacking a faction who loves me instead
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I was wrong
Mighty Eagle was right
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Come. Please take me back Mighty Eagle
For I believe I now know
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Were I truly belong
For indeed I thought
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
That Mighty Lion
Is were I belong.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
O how I was so wrong Mighty Eagle
I was gravely wrong and such a fool I was.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
You have met
Princess Justine
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Princess Justine who attacked
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I know this was wrong
And so to does Princess Justine
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
With our clashing together
I now know were I truly belong in Scourge PS4 EU I believe.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Have you all not heard
The famous saying. That is very wise and so very true?
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Let me repeat the famous saying
that is very wise and so true
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
It is
My Enemy, Enemy's, Enemy's
Is my friend
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I come to thee Mighty Eagle
And so to Princess Justine.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Who used to serve Mighty Lion
But Now serve Mighty Eagle
For the very first time in her career.
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Princess Justine and are one in the same
Were I go. She will go to. For she believes it is right choice
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
We are all yours
O Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
No one else but you
I feel peaceful. Unafraid
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
I belong to you O mighty Eagle
I am so relieved to hear myself to say that
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Princess Justine and I
Mighty Eagle
Mighty Eagle
Now flies and fights alongside with Mighty Eagle
Who's Mighty talons stand for sacred Freedom
Written by Serjustin19
Written on this day
September 27. The day when My troubled mind is not clouded no longer.
In the year of my troubles end2 -
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https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/288585/pts-patch-notes-v2-6-01 -
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I know what you did thereEdited by susmitds on September 10, 2016 1:24PM0 -
Burning_Talons✭✭✭✭✭Read the patch notes, OMG, still can't stop laughing.
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/288585/pts-patch-notes-v2-6-0
Just read it makes me want to read all of em 0
