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What skill best describes you IRL?

  • FloppyTouch
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    Nauseous breath I forgot to brush my teeth
  • bebynnag
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    Nauseous breath I forgot to brush my teeth

    Spat my coffee everywhere after reading that! now i gotta clean GRRRRRRR
  • Father_X_Zombie
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    Hardened ward

    I only last 6s ;)

    Jk lol
    GT: AK x Zombie

    Marcurio Avidius - Breton Sorcerer - The Flawless Conquerer - General
    Raven Avidius - Imperial Nightblade - Stormproof
    Cicero Avidius - Imperial Templar - First Sergeant
    Audens Avidius - Breton Templar - Stormproof
    Jimi Hendrix - Redguard Dragonknight - Stormproof
    Leliana Artaine - Breton Nightblade - Stormproof
    Brutus Decinus - Imperial Sorcerer - Stormproof AD
    Wait aren't you DC - Dark elf Nightblade EP
    Achilleus Infernium - Breton Dragonknight
    Claudia Aurella - Imperial Warden
    DC NA XB1


    RIP XB1 NA Chillrend 2015-2017
    Home to emp farmers and roleplayers
    Put out of its misery by Brian Wheeler








  • Claire
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    Hardened ward

    I only last 6s ;)

    Jk lol

    Twenty seconds wasn't a whole lot better...especially in "player vs player". ;)
  • bebynnag
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    Hardened ward

    I only last 6s ;)

    Jk lol

    To paraphrase Shakespeare....

    methinks thou doe'st protest too much!
  • Taleof2Cities
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    My Bosmer Stamplar has two that come to mind:

    Radiant Aura

    Resist Affliction
  • Dark_Aether
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    Volcanic Rune...cause I knock'em up B)
  • ThePaleItalian
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    Burning Embers......when I pee :'(
    Conan, what is good in life?
    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

    PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
    ZweiHandler - Orc DK Tank
    Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
    Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB
  • bebynnag
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    Burning Embers......when I pee :'(

    you should speak with one of the people chose ritual of retribution... they may be able to help with that!
  • ThePaleItalian
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    Burning Embers......when I pee :'(

    you should speak with one of the people chose ritual of retribution... they may be able to help with that!

    More like a whole lot of Repentance
    Conan, what is good in life?
    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

    PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
    ZweiHandler - Orc DK Tank
    Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
    Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB
  • Waffennacht
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    This thread gets my vote for best thread ever.

    So many smart answers! Some sad some funny but all witty!
    Gamer tag: DasPanzerKat NA Xbox One
    1300+ CP
    Battleground PvP'er

    Waffennacht' Builds
  • Ryuuhime
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    I'm sure people can see the aura of Rapid Manouvers on me when I'm shopping. :D
  • bebynnag
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    This thread gets my vote for best thread ever.

    So many smart answers! Some sad some funny but all witty!

    YAY! do i get an award? LOL
  • Chew_Magna
    Chew_Magna
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    "Press F to spawn here"

    I'm not a morning person. At all.
  • Anti_Virus
    Anti_Virus
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    Cloak because being stealthy is BOSS.
    Power Wealth And Influence.
  • Tib
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    Claire wrote: »
    Healing Ritual...I've been removed from a lot of bars.

    Lol that was awesome <3
    ~Tibbie~
    Senior Achievement Seeker, Scholar of UESP and the laziest trader in Tamriel
    Editor and Recent Changes Patroller at UESP
    Member of Beyond Skyrim: Iliac Bay
  • KICHZY
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    2v986df.jpg
  • Seratopia
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    Seratopia wrote: »
    Velocious Curse. Though if I explain why that is, I would ruin any cheery mood here.

    feel free to explain (if you want) look at my 'skill' description, if that didnt scare people off posting nothing will ;)


    Well, this will sound crazy but I feel like whatever negative energy or thought I put out into the world it will occur. Just as you cast a velocious curse on someone, it starts as a small innocent swirl (thought) and then eventually blows up on that person and negativity impacts them. This is personal so that's why I was hesitant to post and I have to say if you are sensitive to medical things please skip this post... but when I was around 11 years old I was sitting at my computer and my dad had just bought a motorcycle a few weeks ago. He had come in the room to say goodbye to me because he was leaving for work. I had an eerie and weird thought that was just "this could be the last time you hug your dad." It was such an intrusive thought and I didn't think anything of it until later in the night my mom got a call that my father was in a motor cycle accident (hit by drunk driver) and was rushed to the shock trauma unit. The doctors said it was a miracle he survived due to having a broken back, shoulder, neck, collapsed lungs and internal bleeding when he had gone in. This was a very scary time for me as a kid. And I remember some nights they said his organs were shutting down. After three months in a coma and his surgeries he is well but disabled today and I can't help but to think it was my fault that happened.

    There's other *** things that happened to me and my family as well that began as a thought of mine and I really believed it was because of me and I saw a counselor for awhile because of it. I'd elaborate on more but this would turn into more of a wall of text and my life story. Haha.
    Edited by ZOS_PeterT on September 9, 2016 4:09PM
  • Daraugh
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    Resist Frost. When our Northern winter rolls around, I'll change from my light hoodie to my warm hoodie when it drops below 15-20F degrees.
    May all beings have happiness
    May they be free from suffering
    May they find the joy that has never known suffering
    May they be free from attachment and hatred
  • Holycannoli
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    Immovable. In the morning if I don't want to get up.
  • bebynnag
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    Seratopia wrote: »
    Seratopia wrote: »
    Velocious Curse. Though if I explain why that is, I would ruin any cheery mood here.

    feel free to explain (if you want) look at my 'skill' description, if that didnt scare people off posting nothing will ;)


    Well, this will sound crazy but I feel like whatever negative energy or thought I put out into the world it will occur. Just as you cast a velocious curse on someone, it starts as a small innocent swirl (thought) and then eventually blows up on that person and negativity impacts them. This is personal so that's why I was hesitant to post and I have to say if you are sensitive to medical things please skip this post... but when I was around 11 years old I was sitting at my computer and my dad had just bought a motorcycle a few weeks ago. He had come in the room to say goodbye to me because he was leaving for work. I had an eerie and weird thought that was just "this could be the last time you hug your dad." It was such an intrusive thought and I didn't think anything of it until later in the night my mom got a call that my father was in a motor cycle accident (hit by drunk driver) and was rushed to the shock trauma unit. The doctors said it was a miracle he survived due to having a broken back, shoulder, neck, collapsed lungs and internal bleeding when he had gone in. This was a very scary time for me as a kid. And I remember some nights they said his organs were shutting down. After three months in a coma and his surgeries he is well but disabled today and I can't help but to think it was my fault that happened.

    There's other *** things that happened to me and my family as well that began as a thought of mine and I really believed it was because of me and I saw a counselor for awhile because of it. I'd elaborate on more but this would turn into more of a wall of text and my life story. Haha.

    every part of my being wants to comfort you, and tell you its not your fault, and im sure you have heard that a thousand times, from those closest to you. so hearing it from a stranger wont help.
    but as someone who can be quite intuative at times i do understand where you are comming from, unfortunatley we look at it from opposite sides of the spectrum.

    when i get an overwhelming sensation that something is about to happen, i begin to prepare myself for it (for example when my grandfather died) i knew it was coming & it knew it was inevitable, and that i couldnt change anything (the illness itself was short & unexpected).
    unfortunatley you feel that by having the thought you are causing the action, hopefully one day you will stop blaming yourself.

    Blessed be.
    Edited by ZOS_PeterT on September 9, 2016 4:11PM
  • Forestd16b14_ESO
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    Shuffle...

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    (Sorry, couldn't resist :tongue: )

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    Psst keep the shuffle bug going.
    Edited by Forestd16b14_ESO on September 8, 2016 9:15PM
  • Autolycus
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    Bloodthirst - cuz RAWR
  • Oreyn_Bearclaw
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    After Taco Tuesday? Eruption!
  • GreenSoup2HoT
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    Dawnbreaker... because i spend to long playing ESO on the weekends! B)
    PS4 NA DC
  • Mic1007
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    Rapid Fire, because I speak super fast and leave people all confused trying to catch up with my words. :D
    @Mic1007
    Champion Rank 900+
    DC/AD/EP
    PC NA

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
  • Preyfar
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    Necrotic Orb.

    I'm not going into details.
  • Father_X_Zombie
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    Claire wrote: »
    Hardened ward

    I only last 6s ;)

    Jk lol

    Twenty seconds wasn't a whole lot better...especially in "player vs player". ;)

    lol true that
    GT: AK x Zombie

    Marcurio Avidius - Breton Sorcerer - The Flawless Conquerer - General
    Raven Avidius - Imperial Nightblade - Stormproof
    Cicero Avidius - Imperial Templar - First Sergeant
    Audens Avidius - Breton Templar - Stormproof
    Jimi Hendrix - Redguard Dragonknight - Stormproof
    Leliana Artaine - Breton Nightblade - Stormproof
    Brutus Decinus - Imperial Sorcerer - Stormproof AD
    Wait aren't you DC - Dark elf Nightblade EP
    Achilleus Infernium - Breton Dragonknight
    Claudia Aurella - Imperial Warden
    DC NA XB1


    RIP XB1 NA Chillrend 2015-2017
    Home to emp farmers and roleplayers
    Put out of its misery by Brian Wheeler








  • Father_X_Zombie
    Father_X_Zombie
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    Hardened ward

    I only last 6s ;)

    Jk lol

    To paraphrase Shakespeare....

    methinks thou doe'st protest too much!

    I thought Shakespeare spoke English......... :D
    GT: AK x Zombie

    Marcurio Avidius - Breton Sorcerer - The Flawless Conquerer - General
    Raven Avidius - Imperial Nightblade - Stormproof
    Cicero Avidius - Imperial Templar - First Sergeant
    Audens Avidius - Breton Templar - Stormproof
    Jimi Hendrix - Redguard Dragonknight - Stormproof
    Leliana Artaine - Breton Nightblade - Stormproof
    Brutus Decinus - Imperial Sorcerer - Stormproof AD
    Wait aren't you DC - Dark elf Nightblade EP
    Achilleus Infernium - Breton Dragonknight
    Claudia Aurella - Imperial Warden
    DC NA XB1


    RIP XB1 NA Chillrend 2015-2017
    Home to emp farmers and roleplayers
    Put out of its misery by Brian Wheeler








  • susmitds
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    Blazing Shield - Messing with me will just leave you burnt.
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