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funniest player names seen around part 2
Sythen88411
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I have made a post before of this and got a good laugh at what I've seen people post lets see if any new ones come up 
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Wow✭✭✭✭✭Funny player names I see mostly belong to argonian and has something to do with their bank being fullI'm a Godot & GameMaker enthusiast from Java, Indonesia (the most populated island on earth).
Coffee is my fuel, Durian is my fruit. ☕+🍈
Currently building: Sentou Gakuen: Revival (An MMO Visual Novel)
Founder: Jepang.org (Indonesian Japanese Learning Portal)0 -
Rylana✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I have a new stamdk named 'The Zerg
havent brought it out yet to cyro@rylanadionysis == Closed Beta Tester October 2013 == Retired October 2016 == Uninstalled @ One Tamriel Release == Inactive Indefinitely
Ebonheart Pact: Lyzara Dionysis - Sorc - AR 37 (Former Empress of Blackwater Blade and Haderus) == Shondra Dionysis - Temp - AR 23 == Arrianaya Dionysis - DK - AR 17
Aldmeri Dominion: Rylana Dionysis - DK - AR 25 == Kailiana - NB - AR 21 == Minerva Dionysis - Temp - AR 21 == Victoria Dionysis - Sorc - AR 13
Daggerfall Covenant: Dannika Dionysis - DK - AR 21 == The Catman Rises - Temp - AR 15 (Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade)
Forum LOL Champion (retired) == Black Belt in Ballista-Fu == The Last Vice Member == Praise Cheesus == Electro-Goblin1 -
Molec✭✭✭"Keeper of Nikel Outpost"
He sits in Nikel with a large coordinated group and defends for hours at times on TF EUPC-EU 666cp+
Molec - Dunmer Magika Sorc
Lucius Bal - Altmer Magika DK
Avborh - Breton Magika Templar
Skorun - Altmer Magika NB
Darum-Zar - Khajiit Stamina DK
Nephi Dagon - Argonian Mag Templar
Warden of Red Mountain - Bosmer Stamina Warden
Warden of Dagoth-Ur - Altmer Magika Warden
George Carlin — "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"1 -
Mayrael✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I have seen few times a guy called "In the name of the Satan" or something like that..."We are currently investigating connection issues some players are having on the European megaservers. We will update as new information becomes available."
— They always claim they’re “investigating” the causes, but in reality they’re just waiting until the PC EU players go to bed. Once that happens, you can suddenly log in again and they happily mark the issue as Fixed.0 -
Pathfindr✭✭✭"Pizza Delivery Guy" who I keep running into in Cyro. I do find it somewhat disturbing that some can have pizza delivered in Cyro, while my merchant is not even allowed into the gate areas."Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
PC EU and PC NANothing to see here, please move on...1 -
AlienSlof✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I have a khajiit called 'Runs-With-Zergs' because I actually enjoy big zerg-on-zerg battles! I haven't actually started playing him yet, so he's holding the name till I'm ready. I was surprised the name was available.
My favourite is the player, 'Gank me I'm famous'! Edited by AlienSlof on August 3, 2016 10:49AMRIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend, my Shining Light. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.0 -
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✭✭✭Sythen88411 wrote: »AlienSlof didnt you make mods for tes skyrim pc
Yes I did - and Morrowind and Oblivion.
Which reminds me, I must put Skyrim back on and play it through with my vampire. RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend, my Shining Light. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.2 -
TheDarkoil✭✭✭Two of my friends started characters and they only play when the other is on, Tweedledee and Tweedledum.7
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Presceran_Kendel✭✭✭✭✭
✭I saw an Argonian in Khenarthi's Roost yesterday that I think went by the name of Wipes-With-No-Tish...1 -
DangerMan✭✭✭My character names aren't that funny but I put a lot of thought into it:
Magplar named Swagonborn Goodheal
Khajit Stamblade named Mu'Fasa
StamDK named Faal Dovahkiin
MagSorc named Zatanna
StamDK Tank named Dwagonknight
Magblade named Faal Lady Death
Flawless MagSorc DPS
StamDK DPS
MagTemp DPS
StamSorc DPS
MagDK DPS
DK Tank
MagNB PvP
StamNB PvP0 -
vamp_emily✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I seen someone named.. "farts-when-ganked"
If you want a friend, get a dog.
AW Rank: Grand Warlord 1 ( level 49)6 -
Vaoh✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Cradles-Icebergs-In-Hands
Waited many months for name change....
Too expensive so now the name is permanent
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Lord_Draevan✭✭✭✭✭
✭My two favourite Argonian names I've seen, Often-He-Lifts and Stings-While-Peeing.
Also recal seeing one calls ZOS pls Nerf or something like that.I'm a man of few words. Any questions?NA/PC server0 -
I always see these three guys running around together, and they always make sure to die close to each other.
One guy's name is I'm With Stupid
Other guy's name is Stupid's With me
Last guy's name is I'm StupidEdited by BvB__3425 on August 3, 2016 6:18PM3 -
Moglijuana✭✭✭✭✭My favorite one I've seen on Ps4 was "Marry Poppins Butt-Plug" lmaoooo. I also have an Argonian named "Lot-Lizard" hehe
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I have a Dragonknight named DKnight Shyamalan and I also reserved DKnight Spamalan just in case
My crafter is an Argonian named Likes-to-Watch2 -
Kartalin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭A friend of mine created an AD character named Roebeck, and once when the keep was being sieged he said in zone "I'm under attack!"
Then, in a single evening, we saw an AD named Ramit-Inmah-Ashole and an EP named Suprise-Buttsekts (may have been spelled differently). I hope they got to meet each other...
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Tri-faction tryhard but mainly EP in Gray Host lately (PC/NA)
- DISCARNATE - Tertiary Meat - @ Kartalin - Youtube
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RAGUNAnoOne✭✭✭✭✭
✭Khajiit named "this one sprays"
my friend has one that is inappropriate so... surprised it didn't get reportedPS4 NA
Argonian Master Race
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
Support Tail armor and tail ribbons: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/236333/concept-tail-armor-for-beast-races#latest
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/246134/request-dyeable-tail-ribbons0 -
SolarCat02✭✭✭✭✭I have an Argonian tank-in-training named "Stands-in-Danger".
All organized-looking variations of Stands-in-Red were taken, unfortunately.Why be normal when you can be better?
Elissandra Ravenwing, Magicka Dragonknight Healer
Lady Kalila, Stamina Templar DPS
Stands-in-Danger, Nightblade Saptank
Zalarah, Stamina Dragonknight DPS0 -
RAGUNAnoOne✭✭✭✭✭
✭SolarCat02 wrote: »I have an Argonian tank-in-training named "Stands-in-Danger".
All organized-looking variations of Stands-in-Red were taken, unfortunately.
@SolarCat02 Even Stands-In-Stupid???PS4 NA
Argonian Master Race
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
Support Tail armor and tail ribbons: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/236333/concept-tail-armor-for-beast-races#latest
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/246134/request-dyeable-tail-ribbons0 -
SolarCat02✭✭✭✭✭RAGUNAnoOne wrote: »SolarCat02 wrote: »I have an Argonian tank-in-training named "Stands-in-Danger".
All organized-looking variations of Stands-in-Red were taken, unfortunately.
@SolarCat02 Even Stands-In-Stupid???
I will admit that I am not sure if that name (with or without dashes) was taken.
I typed it in the box, but before selecting "Accept" I decided I might regret implying my character was Stupid with her name, so I backed out of that one and settled on "Danger" instead.
If "Danger" was taken, I probably would have gone back and tried it, though. Why be normal when you can be better?
Elissandra Ravenwing, Magicka Dragonknight Healer
Lady Kalila, Stamina Templar DPS
Stands-in-Danger, Nightblade Saptank
Zalarah, Stamina Dragonknight DPS0 -
neville_bart0s✭✭✭I seen 'long load times" pick up a scroll the other day, thats a gamertag too so thats real commitment.0
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✭✭✭✭vamp_emily wrote: »I seen someone named.. "farts-when-ganked"
My original PC character was "Farts-With-Purpose".
On a side note possibly my favorite random opponent is "Omar's Comin' Yo".0
