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funniest player names seen around part 2

Sythen88411
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I have made a post before of this and got a good laugh at what I've seen people post lets see if any new ones come up :)
  • Wow
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    Funny player names I see mostly belong to argonian and has something to do with their bank being full
    I'm a Godot Engine and GameMaker enthusiast from the most populated island on earth, Java, Indonesia. Coffee is my staple fuel, and durian is my favourite fruit. I'm currently building a Visual Novel.
  • Rylana
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    I have a new stamdk named 'The Zerg

    havent brought it out yet to cyro
    @rylanadionysis == Closed Beta Tester October 2013 == Retired October 2016 == Uninstalled @ One Tamriel Release == Inactive Indefinitely
    Ebonheart Pact: Lyzara Dionysis - Sorc - AR 37 (Former Empress of Blackwater Blade and Haderus) == Shondra Dionysis - Temp - AR 23 == Arrianaya Dionysis - DK - AR 17
    Aldmeri Dominion: Rylana Dionysis - DK - AR 25 == Kailiana - NB - AR 21 == Minerva Dionysis - Temp - AR 21 == Victoria Dionysis - Sorc - AR 13
    Daggerfall Covenant: Dannika Dionysis - DK - AR 21 == The Catman Rises - Temp - AR 15 (Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade)
    Forum LOL Champion (retired) == Black Belt in Ballista-Fu == The Last Vice Member == Praise Cheesus == Electro-Goblin
  • Sythen88411
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    Sorc pet build "the zoo keeper"
  • Molec
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    "Keeper of Nikel Outpost"

    He sits in Nikel with a large coordinated group and defends for hours at times on TF EU
    PC-EU 666cp+

    Molec - Dunmer Magika Sorc
    Lucius Bal - Altmer Magika DK
    Avborh - Breton Magika Templar
    Skorun - Altmer Magika NB
    Darum-Zar - Khajiit Stamina DK
    Nephi Dagon - Argonian Mag Templar
    Warden of Red Mountain - Bosmer Stamina Warden
    Warden of Dagoth-Ur - Altmer Magika Warden

    George Carlin — "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
  • Mayrael
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    I have seen few times a guy called "In the name of the Satan" or something like that...
    I'm done with this game because of ZOS pushing us into Vengeance, because they don't know how to fix Cyrodiil.
  • Pathfindr
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    "Pizza Delivery Guy" who I keep running into in Cyro. I do find it somewhat disturbing that some can have pizza delivered in Cyro, while my merchant is not even allowed into the gate areas.
    "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

    PC EU and PC NA
    Nothing to see here, please move on...
  • AlienSlof
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    I have a khajiit called 'Runs-With-Zergs' because I actually enjoy big zerg-on-zerg battles! I haven't actually started playing him yet, so he's holding the name till I'm ready. I was surprised the name was available.

    My favourite is the player, 'Gank me I'm famous'! :)
    Edited by AlienSlof on August 3, 2016 10:49AM
    RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
  • Sythen88411
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    AlienSlof didnt you make mods for tes skyrim pc
  • AlienSlof
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    AlienSlof didnt you make mods for tes skyrim pc

    Yes I did - and Morrowind and Oblivion.

    Which reminds me, I must put Skyrim back on and play it through with my vampire. :)
    RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
  • TheDarkoil
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    Two of my friends started characters and they only play when the other is on, Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
  • menedhyn
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    I saw an Argonian in Khenarthi's Roost yesterday that I think went by the name of Wipes-With-No-Tish...
  • drakhan2002_ESO
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    An Argonian named "Drank-the-Koolaid"
  • DangerMan
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    My character names aren't that funny but I put a lot of thought into it:

    Magplar named Swagonborn Goodheal
    Khajit Stamblade named Mu'Fasa
    StamDK named Faal Dovahkiin
    MagSorc named Zatanna
    StamDK Tank named Dwagonknight
    Magblade named Faal Lady Death

    Flawless MagSorc DPS
    StamDK DPS
    MagTemp DPS
    StamSorc DPS
    MagDK DPS
    DK Tank
    MagNB PvP
    StamNB PvP

  • vamp_emily
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    I seen someone named.. "farts-when-ganked"

    If you want a friend, get a dog.
    AW Rank: Grand Warlord 1 ( level 49)

  • Whatzituyah
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    Whatzituyah
  • Vaoh
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    Cradles-Icebergs-In-Hands

    Waited many months for name change....

    Too expensive so now the name is permanent :worried:
  • one_eye
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    "Wendy's Dollar Menu"
  • Lord_Draevan
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    My two favourite Argonian names I've seen, Often-He-Lifts and Stings-While-Peeing.
    Also recal seeing one calls ZOS pls Nerf or something like that.
    I'm a man of few words. Any questions?
    NA/PC server
  • BvB__3425
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    I always see these three guys running around together, and they always make sure to die close to each other.
    One guy's name is I'm With Stupid
    Other guy's name is Stupid's With me
    Last guy's name is I'm Stupid
    Edited by BvB__3425 on August 3, 2016 6:18PM
  • Moglijuana
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    My favorite one I've seen on Ps4 was "Marry Poppins Butt-Plug" lmaoooo. I also have an Argonian named "Lot-Lizard" hehe B)
    Ps4 - PSN:jdmaya
    Dårth Måul (AD- Dunmer Mag DK) Legate
    Latest Vid:https://youtu.be/WZp_IdyrL6Q
  • OndursKelto
    I have a Dragonknight named DKnight Shyamalan and I also reserved DKnight Spamalan just in case

    My crafter is an Argonian named Likes-to-Watch
  • Kartalin
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    A friend of mine created an AD character named Roebeck, and once when the keep was being sieged he said in zone "I'm under attack!"

    Then, in a single evening, we saw an AD named Ramit-Inmah-Ashole and an EP named Suprise-Buttsekts (may have been spelled differently). I hope they got to meet each other...

    Also saw a Trinimac-and-Cheese.
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    Deletusfetus

    A duo
    ItryhmeswithaSTICK
    itgoesinyaMOM
  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    Khajiit named "this one sprays"

    my friend has one that is inappropriate so... surprised it didn't get reported
    PS4 NA
    Argonian Master Race

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    Support Tail armor and tail ribbons: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/236333/concept-tail-armor-for-beast-races#latest
    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/246134/request-dyeable-tail-ribbons
  • SolarCat02
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    I have an Argonian tank-in-training named "Stands-in-Danger".

    All organized-looking variations of Stands-in-Red were taken, unfortunately.
    Why be normal when you can be better?

    Elissandra Ravenwing, Magicka Dragonknight Healer
    Lady Kalila, Stamina Templar DPS
    Stands-in-Danger, Nightblade Saptank
    Zalarah, Stamina Dragonknight DPS
  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    SolarCat02 wrote: »
    I have an Argonian tank-in-training named "Stands-in-Danger".

    All organized-looking variations of Stands-in-Red were taken, unfortunately.

    @SolarCat02 Even Stands-In-Stupid???
    PS4 NA
    Argonian Master Race

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    Support Tail armor and tail ribbons: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/236333/concept-tail-armor-for-beast-races#latest
    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/246134/request-dyeable-tail-ribbons
  • JamieAubrey
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    If I didn't post in that thread, see sig

    Molag's Left/Right Bal
  • SolarCat02
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    SolarCat02 wrote: »
    I have an Argonian tank-in-training named "Stands-in-Danger".

    All organized-looking variations of Stands-in-Red were taken, unfortunately.

    @SolarCat02 Even Stands-In-Stupid???

    I will admit that I am not sure if that name (with or without dashes) was taken.

    I typed it in the box, but before selecting "Accept" I decided I might regret implying my character was Stupid with her name, so I backed out of that one and settled on "Danger" instead. :D If "Danger" was taken, I probably would have gone back and tried it, though.
    Why be normal when you can be better?

    Elissandra Ravenwing, Magicka Dragonknight Healer
    Lady Kalila, Stamina Templar DPS
    Stands-in-Danger, Nightblade Saptank
    Zalarah, Stamina Dragonknight DPS
  • neville_bart0s
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    I seen 'long load times" pick up a scroll the other day, thats a gamertag too so thats real commitment.
  • THEDKEXPERIENCE
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    vamp_emily wrote: »
    I seen someone named.. "farts-when-ganked"

    My original PC character was "Farts-With-Purpose".

    On a side note possibly my favorite random opponent is "Omar's Comin' Yo".
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