ESO pick up lines?

  • Dhukath
    Dhukath
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    I could tell you're a sexy khajiit 'cause your a purrfect 10!
  • Silverado
    Silverado
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    I'm a lusty argonian......
    Ps4 NA Aldmeri Dominion
    Wood Elf 310 CP
    Aldmeri Trading Co Guild


  • mb10
    mb10
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    Cannot let the one funny thread on this graveyard forum die!
  • Necrelios
    Necrelios
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    Is that a Pocket Mammoth or are you happy to see me?
    Terms & Conditions ["We revoke permission to fictional legal constructs or private/public persons for selling of any private data, censorship, surveillance, personage or conversion as a trespass of law. We prohibit the practice of "procedural law" or corporate statues in place of divine law."]
  • ArchMikem
    ArchMikem
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    You must be a Final Boss, cause you make me want to Delve right into you.
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • Nodorf
    Nodorf
    Soul Shriven
    Who needs stamina when you got the magicka?
  • rootimus
    rootimus
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    You've been looking for love in Auridon places

    :sunglasses:

    Winner!
    Even on the internet, clear communication is important; it can be the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"; the difference between "knowing your s***" and "knowing you're s***".
    Greybeards & Gals - Civilised, laid-back, mature gamers. Beards optional. |
  • sluice
    sluice
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    Red Diamond! Red Diamond!
    The heart and soul of Men.

    Red Diamond! Red Diamond!
    Protect us till the end.
    PSN: sluiceqc (NA-PS4) CP: 551+
    I strictly play on Daggerfall Covenant for when it comes to PvP
    Daggerfall Covenant
    sluice - Orc Sorcerer (50)
    Anýa - Bosmer Nightblade (0..50)

    Aldmeri Dominion (PvE only)
    Arýä - Altmer Sorcerer (50)
    Marksar - Breton Templar (50)
    Maksar - Bosmer Nightblade (50)
    sluice - Imperial Dragonknight (0..50) R.I.P.

    Ebonheart Pact
    Can't-Heal-Stupid - Argonian Templar (0..50)

    #VMATOKENSYSTEM #TRAITCHANGE
    (vMA) drop table and probability
  • GreenhaloX
    GreenhaloX
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    No pick up lines required!

    Naryu wants to have a bubble bath with me... Ayrenn just plain wants me...

    Female guards everywhere drawl seductively "Hello there..."

    And that's with a female character ;)

    Yeah.. Naryu amd Ayrenn would not be walking for days, after I visit them, as they have alluded to. Ha ha B)
  • The Uninvited
    The Uninvited
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    I'm a DK, I've got whips and chains.
    Pandora's Promise (rip) | LND | Pactriotic | IKnowWhatUDidLastWinter's | The Uninvited |

    Ride the paranoia | All life is pain | Only the grave is real
  • BohnT
    BohnT
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    Are you the bridge near alessia? Because I'll be all over you for the next hours
  • Lava_Croft
    Lava_Croft
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    "Your Dragon Knight is slow."

    I scored.
  • ZOS_Ragnar
    ZOS_Ragnar
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