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ESO pick up lines?
SanSan
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Anyone got any?
Example:
Don't worry girl I'm a Sorcerer, i got my Hardened Ward for protection.
Example:
Don't worry girl I'm a Sorcerer, i got my Hardened Ward for protection.
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KochDerDamonen✭✭✭✭✭
✭I erect the spine of...
Edited by KochDerDamonen on August 1, 2016 1:42PMIf you quote someone, and intend for them to see what you have said, be sure to Mention them with @[insert name].7 -
Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Is that you I smell?XBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
PC NA/EU: @Elsonso
PSN NA/EU: @ElsonsoJannus
Total in-game hours: 11321
X/Twitter: ElsonsoJannus4 -
AnnieBeGood✭✭✭✭Wanna grind?
Gulrosa V160 Templar -healer and master crafter
Annie Spaceshifter V160 magica NB - just a thieving assassin, now retired
Katerina - 'Daedric Annie' - V160 Stamina DK - now bank alt, wardrobe mistress
Anni Bee - Vet 160Templar - pvp magica templar - Daedric Lord Slayer
Lily Malone - stam sorc - pve goddess
Rey of Jakku Plain - Vet 160 - magica templar dd
Savanna - magica warden, still learning to play
and several babies...... learning to ride
EU server, pc and All for the Pact
Alith, the best guild in the EU21 -
Wolfkeks✭✭✭✭✭
✭Honey, how about I steal your sweet roll?
EU PC 2000+ CP professional mudballer and pie thrower"Sheggorath, you are the Skooma Cat, for what is crazier than a cat on skooma?" - FadomaiFormer Emperor, Grand Overlord, vAA hm, vHelRa hm, vSO hm, vMoL hm, vHoF hm, vAS+2, vCR+3, vSS hm, vKA, vRG, Flawless Conquerer, Spirit Slayer,God Slayer
Guilds
Alith Legion - Social - EP 🐉
The Brotherhood of Askir - Social - EP 🐉
The Coins (Rolling Coins, Flipping Coins, Shinning Coins) - Trading - AD 🦅
Brave Cat Guild - Trading - AD 🦅
Casual Canines - Endgame PvE and PvP - DC 🦁1 -
imnotanother✭✭✭✭✭
✭"Yeah, I'm that guy everyone admires, in every town, because I saved all of Tamriel... I'm also the Master of Anglers"PS4: NA - AD PSN: imnotanother (Artell Lyeselle)
Stamina NightBlade 810+ CP - PvP/Trials/Dungeon Ready0 -
XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭how did Rajhin miss stealing your heart ?"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**0 -
Sneaky-Snurr✭✭✭✭✭
@imnotanother A 'Master Baiter' is a better fit for a title than a Master Angler. You can pickup some Tamriel chicks with that. Maybe.imnotanother wrote: »"Yeah, I'm that guy everyone admires, in every town, because I saved all of Tamriel... I'm also the Master of Anglers"The Order of the Shadows: Nightmare-
EP CP810 Nightblade
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AD CP810 Templar
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AD CP810 Dragon Knight
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AD Lvl 25 Sorceror
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DC Lvl 23 Nightblade
Shadow hide you. -Unknown
There is no clean fight in a war. -Shun Izaki0 -
josefcifkaeb17_ESO✭✭✭✭I don't need pick up lines, I have high penetration rate.(つ -‘ _ ‘- )つ ▇ ▅ █ ▅ ▇ ▂ ▃ ▁ ▁ ▅ ▃ ▅ ▅ ▄ ▅ ▇ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ22 -
imnotanother✭✭✭✭✭
✭" I can cook over 300 meals. Enchanting is my thing. I sew the finest silk robes, and watch me play you the top 3 hits of Tamriel on my lute."PS4: NA - AD PSN: imnotanother (Artell Lyeselle)
Stamina NightBlade 810+ CP - PvP/Trials/Dungeon Ready1 -
I_killed_Vivec✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭josefcifkaeb17_ESO wrote: »I don't need pick up lines, I have high penetration rate.
I have a nice staff and good regen 5 -
Robbmrp✭✭✭✭✭
✭Is that a Guar leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me....NA Server - Kildair1 -
Lord_Draevan✭✭✭✭✭
✭Is that a Staff of Vicious Death in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me I'm a man of few words. Any questions?NA/PC server0 -
EverHaunted✭✭✭Oh don't worry. It's only down for maintenance. It will be back up shortly. I promise.19 -
Lord_Draevan✭✭✭✭✭
✭15 minutes into Patch Notes and chill and she gives you this look
I'm a man of few words. Any questions?NA/PC server9 -
Molec✭✭✭"WTB Girlfriend"PC-EU 666cp+
Molec - Dunmer Magika Sorc
Lucius Bal - Altmer Magika DK
Avborh - Breton Magika Templar
Skorun - Altmer Magika NB
Darum-Zar - Khajiit Stamina DK
Nephi Dagon - Argonian Mag Templar
Warden of Red Mountain - Bosmer Stamina Warden
Warden of Dagoth-Ur - Altmer Magika Warden
George Carlin — "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"4 -
wenchmore420b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Here we go... Best TES pick up lines... Enjoy!
Huzzah!!
Drakon Koryn~Oryndill, Rogue~Mage,- CP ~Doesn't matter any more
NA / PC Beta Member since Nov 2013
GM~Conclave-of-Shadows, EP Social Guild, ~Proud member of: The Wandering Merchants, Phoenix Rising, Imperial Trade Union & Celestials of Nirn
Sister Guilds with: Coroner's Report, Children of Skyrim, Sunshine Daydream, Tamriel Fisheries, Knights Arcanum and more
"Not All Who Wander are Lost"
#MOREHOUSINGSLOTS“When the people that can make the company more successful are sales and marketing people, they end up running the companies. The product people get driven out of the decision making forums, and the companies forget what it means to make great products.”
_Steve Jobs (The Lost Interview)10 -
C0wrex✭✭✭✭Ey girl.... I heard you like fishing.."We are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will, to strive, to seek and not to yield."
-Tennyson, Ulysses0 -
Qbiken✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Lord_Draevan wrote: »15 minutes into Patch Notes and chill and she gives you this look
Was going to participate in this thread but we already have a winner XD3 -
PS4_ZeColmeia✭✭✭✭✭Male Orc: Hey ___insert non-Orc race here___, ever made out with a guy and had your nose picked at the same time?
Female: No
Male Orc: [gesturing towards his tusk with his tongue out in a sexy way] wanna try?PSN: ***___Chan (3 _s)
Hybrid, All-Role NB0 -
Lord_Wrath✭✭✭✭✭Let me touch your Kuta!1300+ CP | Lørd Wrath | - Sorcerer - Palatine - Grand Master Crafter - 30000 Achievement Points
Launch Player - PC - NA - EP1 -
kaithuzar✭✭✭✭✭
✭Yea, they call it a two-handerMember of:
Fantasia - osh kosh b-josh
Just Chill - Crown's house
GoldCloaks - Durruthy test server penga
Small Meme Guild - Mano's house
Former member of:
Legend - Siffer fan boy club
TKO (tamriel knight's order) - free bks
Deviance - Leonard's senche tiger
Purple - hamNchz is my hero
Eight Divines - myrlifax stop playing final fantasy
WKB (we kill bosses) - turd where you go?
Arcance Council - Klytz Kommander
World Boss - Mike & Chewy gone EP
M12 (majestic twelve) - cult of the loli zerg2 -
stevepdodson_ESO888✭✭✭✭✭
✭you all must have heard this one while running round Tamriel...
"No charge to have a look"5 -
heystreethawk✭✭✭✭✭A SLEAZY ONE:
Girl, I proxied up when you came into render range, cuz you are looking STACKED on that flag!!!
JUST REGULAR TREACLE:
Wish I'd gone with Impen on my Jerkin, BB, cuz you just landed a crit on my
!!!
REMORSE:
I'm gonna go blood port IRL after typing those lines
GM of Fantasia
I heard those symphonies come quick1 -
BlackEar✭✭✭✭✭"LF1M DD gold, any CP will do"
You just watch, people will come running.Bjorn Blackbear - Master Angler - Collector - Black Market Mogul - Ebonheart Pact - Exterminatus - EU.
Achievement hunter:
Visit my profile page to find out about which achievement I am currently hunting.
Check out Anemonean's thieving guide!5 -
vamp_emily✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I had someone whisper me and say "mmmm... you sure do look sexy in that armor".
I'm a Vampire ( not so sexy ), my response was "You might want to get your eyes checked".
If you want a friend, get a dog.
AW Rank: Grand Warlord 1 ( level 49)1
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