Calling all players, funny character names sound off

argouru
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I thought it would be fun to share your silly/creative character names. I'll go first:

Yorg-Thorg M'Gorgnorg - male Orc stam nb

The Hag of Bolding - Elderly Nord woman (yet to be determined) Templar

Schroedinger's Nightblade - male Khajiit stam nb

Sherman Helmsley - male redguard stam dk (excuse his Noxious Breath, he's been a bit Weezy of late)

Swims-In-P********** (he has a vast collection of 'grown up' movies) male Argonian (to be determined) Templar

The Old Bag No(.) One - female Breton (? - can't remember) Templar - deleted (named for the fact that I was just using her as a mule character. There was going to be a second character 'The Old Bag No. Two', but I never got around to making her.

Please share your funny and/or creative character names.
  • FLuFFyxMuFFiN
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    Azog the Deflowerer - Big fat male orc with all body sliders maxed out, corn rows, and a curly mustache.
    Edited by FLuFFyxMuFFiN on June 27, 2016 8:40PM
  • Nestor
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    My first character is Occam Razzor

    I have a Mule named Lars Leefmulcher

    I do have another Mule named Crafter Collector, but that is not that funny in and of itself. Only, this character no longer holds my Crafting Mats, so he is a name without a purpose.
    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

    PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
    Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"

  • BlackSparrow
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    argouru wrote: »
    Schroedinger's Nightblade - male Khajiit stam nb

    This made me gigglesnort XD

    I'm more for lore-friendly names than novelty names, but I do find undue amusement in my thiefy nightblade being named Lorelai Magpie. because she can't help but collect all the shinies. :)
    Living vicariously through my characters.

    My Girls:
    "If you were trapped in your house for, say, a year, how would you pass the time?"

    Nephikah the Houseless, dunmer assassin: "I suppose I could use the break. I have a lot of business holdings now that need management."
    Swum-Many-Waters, elderly argonian healer: "I think that I would enjoy writing a memoir."
    Silh'ki, khajiit warrior-chef: "Would this one be able to go outside, to the nearby river? It's hard to fish without water!"
    Peregrine Huntress, bosmer hunter: "Who is forcing me to stay inside, and where can I find them?"
    Lorenyawe, altmer mechanist: "And why would I want to go outside in the first place? Too much to be done in the workshop."
    Lorelai Magpie, breton master thief: "I'd go nuts. Lucky for me, I have a little experience sneaking out!"
    Rasheda the Burning Heart, redguard knight: "I would continue my training to keep my skills sharp."
    Hex-Eye Azabi, khajiit daedric priestess: "I suppose it would be lucky, then, that I built a shrine to Mephala in my backyard."
    Yngva Stormhammer, nord bandit (reformed...ish): "I hate being inside even when I'm not forced to be. GET. ME. OUT."
    Madam Argentia, vampire dunmer aristocrat: "I suppose it would be more of the same. I have a rather... contentious relationship with the sun."
    Mazie gra-Bolga, orc scout: "Uh... I'd have to house train my bear..."
    Felicia the Wanderer, imperial witch-for-hire: "What Lorelai said."
    Calico Jaka-dra, retired khajiit pirate: "This one would like a rest from her grand adventures. Her jewel shop runs out of stock!"
    Shimmerbeam, blind altmer psijic: "Provided that I am confined to Artaeum, I do not think I will want for things to occupy my time."
    Shauna Blackfire, redguard necromancer: "Sounds like paradise. I hate people."
    Kirniel the Undying, cursed bosmer warrior: "I would feel useless, not being able to fight."
    Echoes-from-Dragons, argonian who thinks she's a dragon: "All the better to count my hoard!"

    (Signature idea shamelessly stolen from Abeille.)
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    I once saw a Khajiit named Meow-say-Tongue.

    Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
    Jahsul at-Sahan | Redguard Sorcerer | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites | PVP Main
    Derrok Gunnolf | Redguard Dragonknight | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites
    Liliana Littleleaf | 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
    Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
    Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
    Morgul Vardar | Altmer Necromancer | Magicka
    Tithin Geil | Altmer Sorceress | Magicka
    Dhryk | Imperial Dragonknight | Stamina

    Guild Master - ESO Traders Union
    PC/NA - CP 2510+
  • Vinther
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    I once got killed by a NB called "Death by Snu-Snu"
  • Vinther
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    And my mule is an Argonian called "Bag-o-Goods"
  • GCypher87
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    My crafter is an Argonian named Paints-With-Hammer.
    PC: @Cyffr
  • SneaK
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    Reggie Mane the Stray Khat
    "IMO"
    Aldmeri Dominion
    Bosmer Nightblade AR 32 - Altmer Templar AR 26 - Dunmer Dragonknight AR 18 - Altmer Sorcerer AR 20 - Khajiit Dragonknight AR 18
    (+3 not worth mentioning, yet)
  • Skitttles
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    "Dude where's my guar"
    -member in one of my guilds
    Skittles | DC Stem Sok and sumtimes Nertbled
  • argouru
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    argouru wrote: »
    Schroedinger's Nightblade - male Khajiit stam nb

    This made me gigglesnort XD

    "Is this one here..." (activates Shadowy Disguise) "...Or not?" That was my p0remise for naming him that. :)
  • Makkir
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    Prob gonna get in trouble for this, but on the Xbone I have a kitty named Carpet Matches Drapes
    Edited by Makkir on June 27, 2016 9:58PM
  • gamerguy757
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    I have an Argonian healer named FAPS-IN-DARKNESS
  • Grymmoire
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    My Khajiits are named: Cleverclaws the Cutpurse (NB) and Cat-of-Nine-Tales (Stampler)

    My Argonian DK is named: Cries-Crocodile-Tears
  • Inklings
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    Wrobel Von Zenimath and Gina Natchpotes reporting in.
  • Mojmir
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    guildmate named-treats objects like woman
    my crafters name is-ping hammerfell
  • Some_Guy
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    Read my signature for names
    We Wipe On Trash
    Vivian Naiviv CP Altmer Sorcerer
    Shivnado the Potato CP Redguard Sorcerer
    Cüddle Mönster CP Argonian Sorcerer
    Ebonheart Pact Spy CP Dunmer Dragonknight
    Delilah Blackheart CP Redguard Dragonknight
    My Best Friend CP Argonian Dragonknight
    Sensual Heals CP Dunmer Templar
    Daggerfall Covenant Spy CP Redguard Templar
    Föcùs-Thê-Hælèr CP Argonian Templar
    Goes-the-Wrong-Way CP Dunmer Nightblade
    Anu'Thir Phuh'Kinspy CP Redguard Nightblade
    Works-in-Sweatshop CP Argonian Nightblade
    Anu'thir Phuh'kin Bearpun CP Altmer Warden
    Bubble Crumbles CP Redguard Warden
    A'driån Kin'hör CP Argonian Warden
    Clearly, your egg was left in the shade too long.
  • LadyLethalla
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    I have a new Khajiit Templar alt called Itchibich... I originally wanted Itchib*tch Badonkadonk but it declined it ;__;
    x-TallyCat-x // PC EU DC - For the Covenant! // ESO Platinum trophy - 16th May 2017.
    Melbourne Australia - the land of Potato Internet.WTB ESO OCEANIC SERVER
  • Bam_Bam
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    Someone in our guild has a toon called "Lovely Brick" looool
    Joined January 2014
    PC EU - PvE & BGs & PvP (Vivec)
    Grand Master Crafter

    #DiscordHypeSquad

    Stream
    Lims Kragm'a
    Bam Bam Bara
  • GivvumBoane
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    Sleeps-With-Slaughterfish
    All hail the prophet that is Mike Judge, for his Idiocracy prophecy is near fruition.
  • clayandaudrey_ESO
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    Hurling Blowchunker the green stomach acid puking DK.
  • waterfairy
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    I tried some Argonian names that were sadly denied. The only name that's not a serious one is my crafting Orc is called Bog the Builder.
  • MasterSpatula
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    I got up at 4AM PST the first day of early access just so I could be sure to get my Argonian name "Sits-on-Dock-of-Bay."

    I don't know why I was scared someone else was going to go for that name.
    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • Burning_Talons
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    I have a stamplar named Ironic Gamertag since it contradicts my gamertag (Burning Talons)
    My guildmaster has a stamplar named Im not an effing healer
    A guildmate has a argonian named R*pe-in-dark
  • Some_Guy
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    My Best Friend, Daggerfall Covenant Spy, Goes-the-Wrong-Way, Sensual Heals, Cüddle Mönster, Works-in-Sweatshop.
    And one other that's possibly "offensive" to the tender hearted people, so I won't post it on here :-)
    We Wipe On Trash
    Vivian Naiviv CP Altmer Sorcerer
    Shivnado the Potato CP Redguard Sorcerer
    Cüddle Mönster CP Argonian Sorcerer
    Ebonheart Pact Spy CP Dunmer Dragonknight
    Delilah Blackheart CP Redguard Dragonknight
    My Best Friend CP Argonian Dragonknight
    Sensual Heals CP Dunmer Templar
    Daggerfall Covenant Spy CP Redguard Templar
    Föcùs-Thê-Hælèr CP Argonian Templar
    Goes-the-Wrong-Way CP Dunmer Nightblade
    Anu'Thir Phuh'Kinspy CP Redguard Nightblade
    Works-in-Sweatshop CP Argonian Nightblade
    Anu'thir Phuh'kin Bearpun CP Altmer Warden
    Bubble Crumbles CP Redguard Warden
    A'driån Kin'hör CP Argonian Warden
    Clearly, your egg was left in the shade too long.
  • CokeVoAYCE
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    mc-poop-butt
  • daswahnsinn
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    Nord - Tank role - Peen Clam-Shatter.
    | | daswahnsinn | Vet 16 Nord Dragon Knight | Bow/Dual Wield/Two-Handed Sword| DPS | | Warrior of the EbonHeart Pact | |
  • waterfairy
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    I have a stamplar named Ironic Gamertag since it contradicts my gamertag (Burning Talons)
    My guildmaster has a stamplar named Im not an effing healer
    A guildmate has a argonian named R*pe-in-dark

    The last is a lie, that R word is auto banned from character names.
  • JamieAubrey
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    My 2 Molag's Right/Left Bal
  • Rayya_Blackheart
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    I have a guild mate with Netflix and Kill.
    PC NA Rayya Blackheart pitiful DPS NB CP160
    PC NA Phaedra Phoenix beast mode Templar Healer CP160
    PC NA lvl6 Mudcrab
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    Argonian: Watches-You-Sleeping
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