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Calling all players, funny character names sound off

  • Bromburak
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    Nuntjako wrote: »
    Piñata (Imperial tank)

    What do you drop? B)

  • Actually_Goku
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    Nuntjako wrote: »
    Cough for me (healer)

    I found this hilarious actually :D
  • DUTCH_REAPER
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    Miss seeing the naked Orc "Jiggly Puff" in pvp. :(
  • TerraPython
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    Not my credit im afraid. But my friend's char has the name Molag Balls Deep.

    Its absolutly hilarious! :) Makes me laugh every time he loggs on.

    Its a shame though, cause I think some people fail to see the joke and take offense - in an 18 rated game that "Contains sexual themes"

    Any way thats my best one that I have seen :)
    501CP - Ebonheart Pact - EU/PC
    Lvl50 - Emerian - Stamina DD Nightblade
    Lvl50 - Dintirri - Templar Healer
    Lvl50 - Malik Thos - Dragonknight Tank
    LvL40 - Tyrriath - Stamina Nightblade NonVet PvP

    GM of Bad Apples - Casual and fun all levels socail guild, with events. Look me up in game if your interested
  • AverageJo3Gam3r
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    Here's some of my character names:
    Templar: praiser-of-the-sun
    Bosmer NB: eats-his-brussel-sprouts
    MagNB: ganks-for-dayz
    mDK tank: takes-long-to-die
    msorc: wants-to-be-emperor

    Unfortunately, my DK main has a lore friendly name. Can't wait for name change. Already have a name picked out, but won't share it here so it doesn't get taken :wink:
  • Actually_Goku
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    Well if any GOT fans here have tried making a character called King Jon Stark, tough luck, called it years ago and locked it up at release :)
  • SantieClaws
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    Well if any GOT fans here have tried making a character called King Jon Stark, tough luck, called it years ago and locked it up at release :)

    Spoiler time
    He isn't a Stark :)

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
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    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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  • DUTCH_REAPER
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    Well if any GOT fans here have tried making a character called King Jon Stark, tough luck, called it years ago and locked it up at release :)

    Spoiler time
    He isn't a Stark :)

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Exactly hahahaha

  • Actually_Goku
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    He will be, besides the point, how many people do you think would have tried that name in the last 2 days?
  • TerraPython
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    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
    Is that actually a spoiler........

    Dont answer that.
    501CP - Ebonheart Pact - EU/PC
    Lvl50 - Emerian - Stamina DD Nightblade
    Lvl50 - Dintirri - Templar Healer
    Lvl50 - Malik Thos - Dragonknight Tank
    LvL40 - Tyrriath - Stamina Nightblade NonVet PvP

    GM of Bad Apples - Casual and fun all levels socail guild, with events. Look me up in game if your interested
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  • theher0not
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    Shrödinger's Khajiit - khajiit NB

    She was originaly meant to be a crafter but O decided to make her my main and use my vamp as the crafter.
  • argouru
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    Created a khajiit Templar last night in preparation for the next dlc (I'm on XB1). Named him...

    Let's get a kitty

    I wanted it to be Let's get a kitty!, but the last digit needs to be a letter. :(
  • argouru
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    Xylphan wrote: »
    I have a Khajiit NB named Ikanhaz Urstuf. :P

    Love it! :smiley:
  • xilfxlegion
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    stabby mcstamplar


  • argouru
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    Here's some of my character names:
    Templar: praiser-of-the-sun

    Why not praisin'-in-the-sun ?

    :)
  • xilfxlegion
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    and the pet i got for beating malag bal in the sewers i named " brimmy mcbrimstone "

  • argouru
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    argouru wrote: »
    Here's some of my character names:
    Templar: praiser-of-the-sun

    Why not praisin'-in-the-sun ?

    :)

    and no, I'm not religious, I'm just thinking of the song lyric. :)

  • Lysette
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    Not my credit im afraid. But my friend's char has the name Molag Balls Deep.

    Its absolutly hilarious! :) Makes me laugh every time he loggs on.

    Its a shame though, cause I think some people fail to see the joke and take offense - in an 18 rated game that "Contains sexual themes"

    Any way thats my best one that I have seen :)

    Can tell you why - it is not funny once you are older than 15.
  • dannymcgr81b14_ESO
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    I have an argonian named Snake-on-the-Plains.
  • rhapsodious
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    I made a Khajiit and I named him Ayy L'Meow. He is cute and innocent.

  • Psyonico
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    This is an old one that I used in City of Heroes, where misspelling names was all too common but re-made as a night blade:

    Rouge Angle of Satin
  • AverageJo3Gam3r
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    argouru wrote: »
    argouru wrote: »
    Here's some of my character names:
    Templar: praiser-of-the-sun

    Why not praisin'-in-the-sun ?

    :)

    and no, I'm not religious, I'm just thinking of the song lyric. :)

    @argouru it's a dark souls reference. Praise-the-sun was already taken.
  • paulsimonps
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    Best name I have ever seen was "Lactose the Intolerant."
  • argouru
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    Best name I have ever seen was "Lactose the Intolerant."

    LOL!

  • Avidspark
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    Molag_Crow wrote: »
    Vangy wrote: »
    Molag_Crow wrote: »
    I don't understand most of your names, as in.. the "funny" side of them, that is... :blush:

    For example;
    Avidspark wrote: »
    Alt named Ch'tta Ph'kop
    Another named Sofa King We Todd Ed (probably get forcedchanged nao)

    Ch'tta Ph'kop = shut da f*** up.
    Sofa King We Todd Ed = So f***ing Re***ded.

    Had to self-censor. Lol. Or did you mean this wasnt very funny?

    Ahh I see what you did there... :lol:

    Sofa King was, ofc, stiolen from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force....but Ch'tta...she is all mine.
    'Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.'
    T. Pratchett, 1948-2015 RIP, you are missed
  • PrinceFabious
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    I saw one called BILBO TEABAGGINS!
  • LBxFinalDeath
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    Tree Hugging Cannibal the Vampire Bosmer NB, I was feeling lore friendly.

    Oh and..The Chosen Raptor the Vamp Argonian
    Edited by LBxFinalDeath on June 28, 2016 5:59PM
  • Izaki
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    Got a redguard with a MASSIVE beard... ======> James Harden
    Couldn't come up with anything better than that lol :lol:
    @ Izaki #PCEU
    #FrenchKiss #GoneFor2YearsAndMyGuildDoesn'tRaidAnymore
    #MoreDPSthanYou
    #Stamblade
  • me_ming
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    I named my pet pig Chris P. Bacon
    "We're heroes, my boon companion, and heroes always win! Let that be a lesson to you."
    -Caldwell, "The Final Assault"

    "There is always a choice. But you don't get to choose what is true, you only get to choose what you will do about it..."

    -Abnur Tharn, "God of Schemes"]
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