Calling all players, funny character names sound off

Illumous

My argonian is named Erects-Many-Spines

...Just a little ESO lore joke.

argouru

Illumous wrote: »

My argonian is named Erects-Many-Spines

...Just a little ESO lore joke.

Female Argonian npc (can't remember her name): "I erect the spine of gratitude."

Me: "EEWWW!!!"

PeggymoeXD

Peggy Moe - I'm a guy with a girl name. (It's the name of my first car.)

Look Mom No Emp Buff - A DC character I created to mock EP Emp buff farmers as I murdered them with my giant sword (it happened and it was indeed satisfying, but now the buff so the name is irrelevant.)

Peglegith Moronis - a moronic variation of Peggy Moe

Ty Forrez - DC sorc I'm leveling. Thank you for rez.

Ow Yoo Hut Meh - EP sorc I'm leveling. Just sound it out.

Then my bank alt is Hasdeh Fancyloots

GivvumBoane

Pushes-Up-Daisies

katnip

Fat Argonian named Eats-All-Pies

Dixa

Burns-when-peeing
Blind-from-farting

starkerealm

MasterSpatula wrote: »

I got up at 4AM PST the first day of early access just so I could be sure to get my Argonian name "Sits-on-Dock-of-Bay."

I don't know why I was scared someone else was going to go for that name.

Yeah, I did that for "Starke." Not sure what you were thinking, though.

Zoner

Made a khajiit a couple of days ago named Fidel Catstro

FailSaucePro

I remember a guy in bwb named "Sir Frito of Lay"
I'll never forget that dude.

WhiteCoatSyndrome

My first bank alt is an Argonian named 'Away-From-Keyboard.' Even came up with a lore-appropriate backstory for the name.

waterfairy

TheMachineKiller wrote: »

Just made a new one: Stone Cold Steve Trebuchet

You missed the mark, Stone Cold Steve Auridon

I'm tempted to see if a Khajiit name is taken...Laps to Fap

Nifty2g

Had a khajiit called Fap Cat had another called Niggly Wiggly

Xylphan

Zoner wrote: »

Made a khajiit a couple of days ago named Fidel Catstro

This one remembers the Bay of Pigs. *strokes whiskers* This one is still laughing.

Jaronking

Guild mate name Bubblegumcum

Totalitarian

Health Insurance

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Competitive PVE players have some of the better names out there.

Ep1kMalware

my bosmer templar is named ''wood elf templar'

Dakrana_Thrazvoth

This one run in zerg. (my nb khajiit tank troll)

RebornV3x

Eats Much Garbage

AzraelKrieg

FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »

Azog the Deflowerer - Big fat male orc with all body sliders maxed out, corn rows, and a curly mustache.

I have come across you a couple of times in game. Had a good laugh and asked myself how ZOS let that slide for so long.

The best "funny" names I've made from anytime I've made an Argonian including my recently created templar, Runs-From-Conflict

imapogostick

My orc is always gro-mo-ganj

AzraelKrieg

XaXa wrote: »

Sub-Par-Heals.

Ironically the best healer I have ever had the pleasure of running with.

Sub-Par is a guildmate of mine.

schwarzman1

Cletus Awesomesauce

cinnabubbles

argouru wrote: »

I thought it would be fun to share your silly/creative character names. I'll go first:

Yorg-Thorg M'Gorgnorg - male Orc stam nb

The Hag of Bolding - Elderly Nord woman (yet to be determined) Templar

Schroedinger's Nightblade - male Khajiit stam nb

Sherman Helmsley - male redguard stam dk (excuse his Noxious Breath, he's been a bit Weezy of late)

Swims-In-P********** (he has a vast collection of 'grown up' movies) male Argonian (to be determined) Templar

The Old Bag No(.) One - female Breton (? - can't remember) Templar - deleted (named for the fact that I was just using her as a mule character. There was going to be a second character 'The Old Bag No. Two', but I never got around to making her.

Please share your funny and/or creative character names.

Definitely just made the Schrödinger's Nightblade. =D

Now to decide what to do with it.

SirAndy

argouru wrote: »

Please share your funny and/or creative character names.

Likes-Her-Shackles

My tiny Bosmer PvP character that only wears her purple prison shackles while wielding a humongous Redguard style 2H sword.

MattT1988

Sorry for the necro-bump.

I've seen some top notch Argonian names around, that seems to be the race to go to for top notch names.

Lately I've seen Pulls-On-*** and Pees-On-Foot.

Edit: just noticed they censored one of the names, I'm surprised it wasn't actually that bad, it rhymes with Tang......

Hutch679

"Inspect my pvpness"
"Burns when I pvp"
"Wrong Whole"
"Don't Fossilize Me Bro"
"Bruma own beer"
"I smell ice cream"
"Vag Bender"
"He called the Khajiit poop" (Billy Madison lol)

Beardimus

I got Pwned by "Mylee Cyprus" a few weeks back. Was incredulous about it.

ZOS_PeterT

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