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https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/668861

"ESO in Love" MARRIAGE AGENCY

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  • NateAssassin
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    When I read the OPs name, the first thing that came to mind was "[snip]".

    Edited to remove profanity
    Edited by ZOS_DaryaK on June 5, 2016 1:27PM
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  • Rohamad_Ali
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    ИВАН_ВОДКА wrote: »
    Roehamad_Ali wrote: »
    What is this ? What's happening ? Is this ERP ?

    no, this is AGENCY

    An how much is this "Agency" making ?

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  • covenant_merchant
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    ERP, oh I want in!
    Cute fotm Orc dragoknight looking for a virtual, profound and meaningful relationship, totally not spurred from a deep feeling of loneliness and constant disappointment in real life.
    I'm fotm, so you know I'm good. Breathing flashy clouds on enemies on the battlefield, and scratching you with burning embers in a more private setting, I am the perfect fantasy bride for any willing man, mer, daedra, or sexy beast (I'm not too picky).
    I'll cook you sweetrolls everyday and call you Legendary in bed :*
    I'l leap on any available candidate provided you have enough gold to sustain me, my nirncrux addiction, and my dragontail goat, whose diet is flesh from fallen enemies and children's tears.

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  • ИВАН_ВОДКА
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    kasa-obake wrote: »
    ERP, oh I want in!
    Cute fotm Orc dragoknight looking for a virtual, profound and meaningful relationship, totally not spurred from a deep feeling of loneliness and constant disappointment in real life.
    I'm fotm, so you know I'm good. Breathing flashy clouds on enemies on the battlefield, and scratching you with burning embers in a more private setting, I am the perfect fantasy bride for any willing man, mer, daedra, or sexy beast (I'm not too picky).
    I'll cook you sweetrolls everyday and call you Legendary in bed :*
    I'l leap on any available candidate provided you have enough gold to sustain me, my nirncrux addiction, and my dragontail goat, whose diet is flesh from fallen enemies and children's tears.

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    herp derp ill add your proposal in 2nd post
    Edited by ИВАН_ВОДКА on June 4, 2016 2:55PM
  • Bluepitbull13
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    Did I just wander off into dark corners of the ESO forums? lmaol
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  • Gargath
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    NateAssassin wrote: »
    When I read the OPs name, the first thing that came to mind was [snip].

    Isn't this ugly swearing in Russian? I'm sure it's against the forum rules (naming & shaming), so expect an action from moderator :p
    And for the OP's name, it's more like Ivan_Vodka :D

    Edited to remove quoted content that was removed
    Edited by ZOS_DaryaK on June 5, 2016 1:28PM
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  • ИВАН_ВОДКА
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    ok here we are - in the right section!
  • Mojmir
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    /sick
  • Gargath
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    PC EU (PL): 14 characters. ESO player since 06.08.2015. Farkas finest quote: "Some people don't think I'm smart. Those people get my fist. But you, I like."
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