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"ESO in Love" MARRIAGE AGENCY

  • NateAssassin
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    When I read the OPs name, the first thing that came to mind was "[snip]".

    Edited to remove profanity
    Edited by ZOS_DaryaK on June 5, 2016 1:27PM
    AD | Malaya the Mystic ─ VR16 Khajiit Sorc | Shal'ina the Swift ─ VR16 Khajiit NB | Jòhn Cena ─ VR1 Khajiit NB | Priestess Shaari ─ VR1 Temp
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    What is this ? What's happening ? Is this ERP ?

    no, this is AGENCY

    An how much is this "Agency" making ?

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    Wants to know
  • covenant_merchant
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    ERP, oh I want in!
    Cute fotm Orc dragoknight looking for a virtual, profound and meaningful relationship, totally not spurred from a deep feeling of loneliness and constant disappointment in real life.
    I'm fotm, so you know I'm good. Breathing flashy clouds on enemies on the battlefield, and scratching you with burning embers in a more private setting, I am the perfect fantasy bride for any willing man, mer, daedra, or sexy beast (I'm not too picky).
    I'll cook you sweetrolls everyday and call you Legendary in bed :*
    I'l leap on any available candidate provided you have enough gold to sustain me, my nirncrux addiction, and my dragontail goat, whose diet is flesh from fallen enemies and children's tears.

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    "I never did pay anyone for emperorship. We rollplayed (sic) a war at roebeck farm back the days." Legendary Shey 2k16 about AP feeding

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    Ned Stark dies
  • ИВАН_ВОДКА
    kasa-obake wrote: »
    ERP, oh I want in!
    Cute fotm Orc dragoknight looking for a virtual, profound and meaningful relationship, totally not spurred from a deep feeling of loneliness and constant disappointment in real life.
    I'm fotm, so you know I'm good. Breathing flashy clouds on enemies on the battlefield, and scratching you with burning embers in a more private setting, I am the perfect fantasy bride for any willing man, mer, daedra, or sexy beast (I'm not too picky).
    I'll cook you sweetrolls everyday and call you Legendary in bed :*
    I'l leap on any available candidate provided you have enough gold to sustain me, my nirncrux addiction, and my dragontail goat, whose diet is flesh from fallen enemies and children's tears.

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    herp derp ill add your proposal in 2nd post
    Edited by ИВАН_ВОДКА on June 4, 2016 2:55PM
  • Bluepitbull13
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    Did I just wander off into dark corners of the ESO forums? lmaol
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    RIP to the most scariest spy addon in the game "GroupDamage" top #1 priority in getting patch than to anything in Xantaria's 26 pages and counting thread of bugs/exploit #groupdamageBestNSAspyT00l
    Current Scores: [vAA: ] [vHRC: ] [vDSA: ] [vSO: ] [vMoL: ] [vHoF: ] [vMA:]
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    Stormproof - Dro-m'Athra Destroyer: [498k] Bluepitbull / Dark Elf Dragonknight - Magicka DPS
    Stormproof - Dro-m'Athra Destroyer: [536k] Xena Warrior Prìncess / Redguard Dragonknight - Stamina DPS - Tank
    Stormproof [529k] Blue Mufasa / Khajiit Dragonknight - Stamina DPS
    Flawless [535k] Darius Freedom Sprayer / Redguard Dragonknight - Stamina DPS
    Stormproof [520k] Callísto / Redguard Templar - Stamina DPS
    Stormproof [ ] Eve-Bringer of Death / High Elf Templar - Magicka DPS
    Stormproof [437k] Eve-Bringer of Twilight / Breton Templar - Magicka DPS - Healer
    Stormproof - Dro-m'Athra Destroyer: [502k] Evangelíne / High Elf Sorcerer - Magicka DPS
    Stormproof [512k] Blue Fenix / Orc Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
    Stormproof [ ] Blue Phoenìx / Redguard Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
    Stormproof [491k] Rosa Mortis / Breton Nightblade - Magicka DPS
    Soon™: Ser Pounce / Khajiit Nightblade - Stamina DPS
  • Gargath
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    When I read the OPs name, the first thing that came to mind was [snip].

    Isn't this ugly swearing in Russian? I'm sure it's against the forum rules (naming & shaming), so expect an action from moderator :p
    And for the OP's name, it's more like Ivan_Vodka :D

    Edited to remove quoted content that was removed
    Edited by ZOS_DaryaK on June 5, 2016 1:28PM
    PC EU (PL): 14 characters. Member of Priests of Hircine Werewolf Guild. In ESO since 06.08.2015. CP930+.
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    ok here we are - in the right section!
  • Mojmir
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    /sick
    Raising floors and lower ceilings by zos standards has created an iron maiden.
    No matter how well you played,when the game is over,the king and pawn go back in the same box.
    Be careful what you ask for from zo$, you always get punished.
    Call me toxic,your the one being slowly poisoned by greed.
  • Gargath
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    PC EU (PL): 14 characters. Member of Priests of Hircine Werewolf Guild. In ESO since 06.08.2015. CP930+.
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