Natch potes 2.4.0?

  • GazettE
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    Oh god WERE DOOOMED DOOOOOOMED I SAY.... what are we going to do when you go on Maternity leave

    No natch potes for you when Gina on leave
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  • susmitds
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    So please Gina, can we get an estimate of how long it's gonna take? You know, so we can get ready with the popcorn and start the countdown?
    Edited by susmitds on April 25, 2016 5:16PM
  • Hamrb
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    Leaked patch notes

    Sheogoraths will be making his rounds of tamriel. He isn't up to his normal shenanigans, he's just here to give you cheese!

    EDIT - sorry, that was kinda cheesy (hehehe)
    Edited by Hamrb on April 25, 2016 5:18PM
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  • Panth141
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    I told you I was delusional!

    I can't imagine how much work you have to put into these, I just wanted to pretend that you can relax a bit whilst you do it...

    Anyway, we appreciate it :)
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  • Learoyd
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    HELP ME!

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  • Abeille
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    ADarklore wrote: »
    Paulington wrote: »
    Sallington wrote: »

    Are the patch notes in a non-forum-friendly format when the PTS patch starts being installed, and it just takes time to convert them for the forums?

    Actually yes a few minutes of "patch notes making backyard" would be nice in ESO live :-)

    I assume it's not a text formatting issue but rather a wording issue. The notes probably come in dev-geek-speech format and Gina must translate them all into phrases that make sense for the majority of players - to avoid an avalanche of questions and clarification requests ;-)

    I believe Gina said they have to check that the changes listed have actually made it into the final build too however I may be wrong. I imagine patch note localisation takes quite a long while too.

    I doubt it's anywhere near as simple as it may appear. :smile:.


    They do arrive at Gina in Dev speak most times. Gina also goes through and double checks the changelists to make sure what's in the patch notes is actually in that particular build. It's a huge effort and to be quite honest, I dunno how she manages it all sometimes.

    She was madly working on the notes while we were on the plane home from PAX last night. She's a ROCKSTAR!!
    Aww, thanks Rich! :heart:

    Also, they're being formatted now! In between sandwich bites. ;) Whoever said I relax on the couch sipping on tea while doing these is delusional :joy:

    Whoever said that also doesn't realize how difficult and messy it is to TYPE while relaxing on a couch while sipping tea... liquids are definitely not a computer's best friend. ;)

    Nah, you guys just need one of these:

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    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • RDMyers65b14_ESO
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    *waves a magical pair of King Emerics false teeth*

    But High King Emeric's doesn't have false teeth.

    He does collect risqué paintings though. I have stolen two of them from his nightstand. :)
  • PoisonIvory
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    Oh my what I steal from Emerics nightstand... 18+, my friends, 18+. Didnt know there were that many ... peculiar... thief items in the game...
  • ParaNostram
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    I know I'm probably a little more hopeful than I should be, but getting to see the vampire changes is really big to me. I'm hoping, so much hoping!
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  • JD2013
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    I know I'm probably a little more hopeful than I should be, but getting to see the vampire changes is really big to me. I'm hoping, so much hoping!

    - Vampirism is now a disease that is caught by doing illicit things with some of Tamriel's more loose moralled citizens in a house that can be found in the back alleys of Anvil known as "Stibbons' house of ill repute." Also, they no longer crave blood, and instead enjoy a nice refreshing Guar juice.
    Edited by JD2013 on April 25, 2016 5:44PM
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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • Cinbri
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    Well, if Rite of Passage wasn't revamped than sorc's Absorbtion Field will be more usefull healing ultimate than templar's..
  • TerraDewBerry
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    I know I'm probably a little more hopeful than I should be, but getting to see the vampire changes is really big to me. I'm hoping, so much hoping!

    I'm patiently awaiting vampire changes as well. I'm so hoping for a longer stage 1. It's a real pain in the neck sometimes to constantly be thinking about needing to find a victim to feed on..
  • Nightingale1176
    Well when I heal on my templar I almost NEVER use that ultimate. I use Aggressive War Horns with the tank, and Nova's/Barriers where needed. I can easily heal most anything. I do see that being useful in trials for stack and burn.
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  • Cinbri
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    Well when I heal on my templar I almost NEVER use that ultimate. I use Aggressive War Horns with the tank, and Nova's/Barriers where needed. I can easily heal most anything. I do see that being useful in trials for stack and burn.

    Same for PvP and thats just show how pathetic this ultimate.
  • SantieClaws
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    But High King Emeric's doesn't have false teeth.

    He does collect risqué paintings though. I have stolen two of them from his nightstand. :)

    Not any more he doesn't - Santie has those teeth safely in the bank, along with some saucy books, a moon sugar box and a nose ring that Khajiit cannot bear to part with.

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  • krees28b14_ESO
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    Also, they're being formatted now! In between sandwich bites. ;) Whoever said I relax on the couch sipping on tea while doing these is delusional :joy: [/quote]

    I always took you to be more of a latte type of person. Iced in the summer obviously.
  • Korah_Eaglecry
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    JD2013 wrote: »
    I know I'm probably a little more hopeful than I should be, but getting to see the vampire changes is really big to me. I'm hoping, so much hoping!

    - Vampirism is now a disease that is caught by doing illicit things with some of Tamriel's more loose moralled citizens in a house that can be found in the back alleys of Anvil known as "Stibbons' house of ill repute." Also, they no longer crave blood, and instead enjoy a nice refreshing Guar juice.

    OMG I just imagined a sort of Tamrielic Syphilis for visiting the brothel in Ebonheart.
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  • susmitds
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    But High King Emeric's doesn't have false teeth.

    He does collect risqué paintings though. I have stolen two of them from his nightstand. :)

    Not any more he doesn't - Santie has those teeth safely in the bank, along with some saucy books, a moon sugar box and a nose ring that Khajiit cannot bear to part with.

    Yours with busy busy paws
    Santie Claws

    Funny, how this one found the pocket rules to kick the Khajiit there.
  • JD2013
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    JD2013 wrote: »
    I know I'm probably a little more hopeful than I should be, but getting to see the vampire changes is really big to me. I'm hoping, so much hoping!

    - Vampirism is now a disease that is caught by doing illicit things with some of Tamriel's more loose moralled citizens in a house that can be found in the back alleys of Anvil known as "Stibbons' house of ill repute." Also, they no longer crave blood, and instead enjoy a nice refreshing Guar juice.

    OMG I just imagined a sort of Tamrielic Syphilis for visiting the brothel in Ebonheart.

    Hahaha that's a good callback!
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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • RoyJade
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    All the 2.3 thread have disappears ! The end is near !
  • Dominoid
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    Getting close. 2.3.X patch notes are gone from the sticky section.
  • shugg
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    Bring it on
  • susmitds
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    The 2.3 threads just vanished!
  • RDMyers65b14_ESO
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    Eeps! The stickies at the top of the page just vanished. Natch potes soon?
  • MarrazzMist
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    almost here hee hee hee
  • hedna123b14_ESO
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    The ministry has fallen...Scrimgeour is dead...they are coming...
  • Abeille
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    Stack hype!

    Drop hype AoE!
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • Valrien
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    OMG OMG OMG OMG

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  • GazettE
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    Brace yourself! Natch potes is coming
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  • Hutch679
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    I just peed a little!
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