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The PTS is now offline for the patch 11.2.0 maintenance and is currently unavailable.
Natch potes 2.4.0?
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This is more or less me playing my main on the new DLC.Some of my favorite screenshots
My opinions and posts are mostly on a PvE setting.9 -
eserras7b16_ESO✭✭✭✭Pls. Patch notes. Giev. Nowe.Eptackt - Argonian Templar
Belegrand - Redguard Nightblade1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭This one will make her usual list of predictions for the notes:
*waves a magical pair of King Emerics false teeth*
Travel to the scenic Gold Coast - but only if you have had all your jabs, obtained your visa, unpacked your luggage three times, waited for the coachman to get a new horse and been detained and searched for no reason just because you are khajiit.
Try our new mount - a very angry giant skunk - guess what his idling animation is!
Removal of veteran ranks - to be replaced by shiny sparkles over your head - one for every 100 mudcrabs you kill.
The Dark Brotherhood are in town - they have decided that killing doesn't make enough coin and they will instead be forming a metal band. Repeatable quests include finding them gig venues, repairing leather pants and blow drying their hair.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/26 -
Bulljoker✭✭✭i just want to play, it's my first time i decided to go to ESO PTR. or atleast give me something to read, NATCH POTES.PC EU
EP - Bull the Ironbreaker - MagDK
EP - They-renamed-me - MagBlade
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✭✭✭✭✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Oh my gosh, this thread already started?
Be careful that the courier doesn't get assassinated on his way, Gina... we need dat Natch Potes !!!
Edited by anitajoneb17_ESO on April 25, 2016 10:36AM2 -
C0wrex✭✭✭✭Hahaha I'm still pretty new to ESO in general but damn. This "Natch Potes" memes are freaking hilarious!
"We are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will, to strive, to seek and not to yield."
-Tennyson, Ulysses1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Patch notes for Elder Scrolls Online V 2.4.0:
- The Dark Brotherhood are now called "The hug brotherhood" and your contracts involve going and giving random players in Cyrodiil a hug.
- Templar's houses have now been demolished to make way for a Sorcerer shopping mall.
- Sheogorath will now randomly spawn in locations in Cyrodiil to offer cheese as penance for the lag that his appearance will cause.
- Crafting bags will now be given out to those who's surnames begin with X, Z and Q. You have to queue up by the wayshrine of your Alliance capital with two forms of ID to obtain them.
- Veteran levels are in fact staying. We were trolling you all. Lulz.
Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!12 -
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✭✭✭✭SantieClaws wrote: »
The Dark Brotherhood are in town - they have decided that killing doesn't make enough coin and they will instead be forming a metal band. Repeatable quests include finding them gig venues, repairing leather pants and blow drying their hair.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Oh our beautiful manes. Don't hate us because we are beautiful.
Lf1m need drummer.0 -
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Xbox NA - Oompa
Khajiit DK Tank
Founder of Major Aegis
Main Tank of Dissonant Crusade Uprising Savages3 -
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Balancing on the edge between funny and serious. AwesomeSantieClaws wrote: »Travel to the scenic Gold Coast - but only if you have had all your jabs, obtained your visa, unpacked your luggage three times, waited for the coachman to get a new horse and been detained and searched for no reason just because you are khajiit.
No brewing skooma?SantieClaws wrote: »The Dark Brotherhood are in town - they have decided that killing doesn't make enough coin and they will instead be forming a metal band. Repeatable quests include finding them gig venues, repairing leather pants and blow drying their hair.
EU ‣ Wabbajack nostalgic ‣ Blackwater Blade defender ‣ Kyne wanderer
The offspring of the root of all evil in ESO by DeanTheCat
Why ESO needs a monthly subscription
When an MMO is designed around a revenue model rather than around fun, it doesn’t have a long-term future. ― Richard A. Bartle
Their idea of transparent, at least when it comes to communication, bears a striking resemblance to a block of coal. ― lordrichter
... in the balance of power between the accountants and marketing types against the artists, developers and those who generally want to build and run a good game then that balance needs to always be in favour of the latter - because the former will drag the game into the ground for every last bean they can squeeze out of it. ― Santie Claws0 -
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✭✭✭✭PTS Natch Potes thread? Awesome
Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 502 -
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Khajiit comes out of Stealth for Natch Potes"Don't tickle the Dragon if you can't take the heat"
EU ¦ EP
Project Nova
Efaritay ¦ Breton ¦ Sorcerer - Calloniel ¦ Redguard ¦ Templar
Arrow Rain ¦ Bosmer ¦ Nightblade - Breath of Life ¦ Breton ¦ Templar
Taunts-with-Spoons ¦ Argonian ¦ Dragonknight - Kipp's Secret Lover ¦ Redguard ¦ Sorcerer
Vrixaura ¦ Breton ¦ Nightblade - Miss Snuffles ¦ Khajiit ¦ Nightblade - Effy ¦ Dunmer ¦ Dragonknight
Deadric Lord Slayer ¦ Monster Hunter ¦ Tamriel Hero ¦ Savior of Nirn ¦ Enemy of Coldharbour ¦ Explorer ¦ Hero of Wrothgar ¦ Master Theif18 -
Bulljoker✭✭✭We will be performing maintenance for patch 2.4.0 on the PTS on Monday at 10:00AM EDT (15:00 BST).PC EU
EP - Bull the Ironbreaker - MagDK
EP - They-renamed-me - MagBlade
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✭✭✭✭✭We will be performing maintenance for patch 2.4.0 on the PTS on Monday at 10:00AM EDT (15:00 BST).
Cool. I am pretty sure that is when ZOS is going to do their maintenance, too! Hopefully, you won't be tripping over each other.XBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
PC NA/EU: @Elsonso
PSN NA/EU: @ElsonsoJannus
Total in-game hours: 11321
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Seravi✭✭✭✭✭So hyped for this!!!
All I have around the house to do the Black Sacrament is Mt Dew, potato chips and some marinara sauce. Will have to do I guess LOL!
Sweet Mother, Sweet Mother, send your Natch Potes unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in marinara sauce and Mt Dew.
Edited by Seravi on April 25, 2016 1:45PM6 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Khajiit thinks it is 3pm already.
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Yours with f5 paws
Santie Claws
Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/3
I just thought of something