Thealteregoroman wrote: »What are the top 3 things you would want them to know about your experience in Elder Scrolls Online?
I would say something along the lines of
"Excuse me gentlemen, I hate to be a bother, but I doubt I'll ever get another opportunity to speak with all three of you at the same time. I just want to tell you that I have loved ESO and I am grateful that Zenimax saw fit to orchestrate its existence. There is, however, a vast amount of money being left on the table by your design team. The Elder Scrolls Online can be a long term, sustainable source of income for Zenimax and many of the design decisions seem to be focused on a short term, high impact profit model when the clout of the Elder Scrolls name can generate so much more than that. With the ideas I bring to the table, ESO can and will generate regular and renewable revenue streams for Zenimax while helping ESO become a leader in the MMO and RPG genres. I'd love the opportunity to discuss with you further ways that ESO can grow it's playerbase by gaining new customers and sustaining the ones they already have."
And they would likely say. "Who the hell are you, and how did you get in here?"
Then I would say "I'm Gidorick, @Thealteregoroman let me in."
Then they would call security.
I would say something along the lines of
"Excuse me gentlemen, I hate to be a bother, but I doubt I'll ever get another opportunity to speak with all three of you at the same time. I just want to tell you that I have loved ESO and I am grateful that Zenimax saw fit to orchestrate its existence. There is, however, a vast amount of money being left on the table by your design team. The Elder Scrolls Online can be a long term, sustainable source of income for Zenimax and many of the design decisions seem to be focused on a short term, high impact profit model when the clout of the Elder Scrolls name can generate so much more than that. With the ideas I bring to the table, ESO can and will generate regular and renewable revenue streams for Zenimax while helping ESO become a leader in the MMO and RPG genres. I'd love the opportunity to discuss with you further ways that ESO can grow it's playerbase by gaining new customers and sustaining the ones they already have."
And they would likely say. "Who the hell are you, and how did you get in here?"
Then I would say "I'm Gidorick, @Thealteregoroman let me in."
Then they would call security.
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