funniest player names seen around
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Xendyn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭One of my favorites was Heals When Convenient.
One of the funniest was Lagg
When it come up in your chat box with Kill Counter it reads "You were killed by Lagg"
Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history
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Maidenname✭✭✭ahaha, good thread! i will never forget this guy running around named...
"Pain-in-the-Axe"
....and he is still running around....He who knows others is intelligent; he who understands himself is enlightened;
He who is able to conquer others has force, but he who is able to control himself is mighty.
*** Beta player0 -
Brrrofski✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I'm on xbox so we just see gamertags
So it's mostly xxxproshotzxxx or jamesevans36.
Just generic crap like that.
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kylewwefan✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭*** killed me a lot. I thought for a time it was drum bass and he was big into marching band or something? Licks-his-balls, the merchant in the sewers is pretty funny name too.0 -
ProfessorKittyhawk✭✭✭✭✭
✭I had a character named Diabetty. Had a whole back story made out for her and everything. She was a big Nord girl who had a tendency to lose her clothes, and one day she was out picking berries for a cobbler when a rip in time and space opened up and sent her hurtling into Coldharbour. Upon escaping she found herself 1000 years in the past.
I had a tendency to "kill" her repeatedly and remake her, eventually leading to her acquiring a Bristlegut Piglet which had the ability to hold her memories. Due to some timey-wimey shenanigans she would reappear at some point and reacquire the pig which contained her memories from her previous self.
Unfortunately, due to my knack for deleting her so often, the name eventually got taken by someone else. Whether it was someone who knew me and stole the name or just someone who knew the name (got it from the Simpsons), I don't know. But now Diabetty is dead and gone forever.
At least until I remake her and use an alternate character to spell her name.3 -
GreenSoup2HoT✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭There is a ps4 guild called "SheSaidSheWasLvl18". I though it was pretty cleaver.PS4 NA DC3 -
Kreetar✭✭✭it was something along the lines of "sneezes while sneaking". admittedly it doesn't take much to make me cackle
dip me in the blood of mortals and throw me to the Dremora1 -
eaton68_ESO✭✭✭Had a female Khajiit (checkspell) I named Sugarpussy, since she was such a sweet cat. Of course I was forced to do a name change due the the word being hijacked, like many others. Interestingly enough, I changed it to La'Sarai, in which the prefix indicates promiscuity and that is o.k.
Sweet cat = name ban, *** = no problem ... /shrug, found it more funny than the name0 -
Glaiceana✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Today on EU/PC/EP, saw Tonald Drump, shouldn't have made me laugh but it did Priests of Hircine
Werewolves who bite for FREE! PC/EUOur total free bites: 7000+Guild Subreddit | Forum Thread | YouTube PlaylistTotal Champion Points: 1000+Main Character: Ithaera - Stam DK, Nord, Female, DD, Werewolf.
Rothelnog - Stam NB, Orc, Male, DD, Werewolf.
J'Xena - Mag DK, Khajiit, Female, DD, Werewolf.
Dances-With-Frost-Dragons - DK, Argonian, Male, Tank, Werewolf.
Raziel The Paradox - Mag TP, Dark Elf, Male, DD, Vampire.
Swims-Through-Starlight - TP, Argonian, Female, Healer, Werewolf.
Glaicean Mag Ward, High Elf, Male, Ice DD, Werewolf.
Hjurne Hircine's Forsaken - Sorc, Redguard, Male, PvP DD, Werewolf.
My Total Free Werewolf Bites: 400+ (Ask me about bites if you need one!)Playing since July 2015!0 -
rotaugen454✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Argonian names are kinda easy to make. I named my Argonian nightblade "Poops-in-Armor"."Get off my lawn!"0 -
A player I haven't seen in a while:
Argonian NB - Faps-in-ShadowsDrake Silvermane - Dunmer Templar - Flawless - Former Emperor
WTB - ping below 350.2 -
Master_Kas✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭EU PC
Legolars (AD Nightblade archer)
Lagspike (AD Sorcerer)
Casts-many-heals (EP Templar)
Nb are easy mode (EP Nightblade)
John Travolta (DC Sorcerer)
Public Test Server (On the Imperial City PTS)
Probably forgot a few ,Edited by Master_Kas on March 18, 2016 4:55AMEU | PC1 -
jamesharv2005ub17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭My character was named Smokey McDope. Fine Irish lad cut down in the prime of life by the powers that be.0 -
Dyride✭✭✭✭✭Shout out to an old EP sorc friend, Fingerplay.
Also there once was a toon, Will Make You Squirtle.V Є H Є M Є И C Є
Revenge of the Bear
ØMNI
Solongandthanksforallthef
Revenge of the Hist
Revenge of the Deer
Remember the Great Burn of of the Blackwater War!
#FreeArgonia1 -
Ffastyl✭✭✭✭✭Red Bull Gives You Wings, a Dragonknight from PTS."A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
PC NA
Daggerfall Covenant
Ffastyl - Level 50 Templar
Arturus Amitis - Level 50 Nightblade
Sulac the Wanderer - Level 50 Dragonknight
Arcturus Leland - Level 50 Sorcerer
Azrog rus-Oliphet - Level 50 Templar
Tienc - Level 50 Warden
Aldmeri Dominion
Ashen Willow Knight - Level 50 Templar
Champion Rank 938
Check out:
Old vs New Intro Cinematics
"My strength is that I have no weaknesses. My weakness is that I have no strengths."
Member since May 4th, 2014.1 -
IV1IVJA✭✭✭OP is probably a mod in disguise. Trying to find all the bad names and wipe them all in one go 1
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LadyNalcarya✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭An argonian I saw on Orsinium pts, he was called Finds-Many-Bugs.
[edit]Also I remember seeing a templar called Britney Spears.
Edited by LadyNalcarya on March 18, 2016 6:46AMDro-m'Athra Destroyer | Divayth Fyr's Coadjutor | Voice of Reason
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Czeri✭✭✭✭✭On PC my favourite ones were Cillit Bang and William Spearshake.
On Xbox, where the tags tend to be uninteresting, guild names make up for that. The other week I saw two guild traders next to each other, one for "The Knights who say Ni" and one for "The Holy Hand Grenades".3 -
DRXHarbinger✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Molags Bawl Bag.PC Master Race
1001CP
8 Flawless Toons, all Classes.
Master Angler
Dro-M'artha Destroyer (at last)
Tamriel Hero
Grand Overlord
Every Skyshard
Down With BOP!0 -
theher0not✭✭✭✭✭I saw someone who was called "Pink Fluffy rainbow paws" in tradechat. My old guildmate ran into a lizzard called Elizardbeth in Cyrro. I named my khajiit Nb "Shrödinger's Khajiit". Just as a few examples1
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Thevampirenight✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Yeah sometimes you can see the most really unlorefriendly names. I think I once seen a persons toon named Molag Bal's *** or something like that. I few days ago or more so seen a toon named Donald Trump Sucks, not sure if that name stuck I am sure htat person had to change it. I did know an rper once that had a toon named Puck Yew. He was an rper as well, but yeah I think he got banned because after having that name for so long, someone reported him for it, and he had to do name change then he put the F where the P use to be making it *Beep word* Yew, and i think he got banned because of this I don't know if he still in game.PC NA
Please add Fangs to Vampires.0 -
Vangy✭✭✭✭✭
✭Farts-on-Noobies
Purrs-while-teabagging
Sir Tea-bags-alot
XxNoobyBoobyxX
Capt Buttwrench
monkey behind(2)V16 Dk- stam dps/stam tank/mag dps
(2)V16 Sorc- mag dps/stam dps
(2)V16 nb- stam dps/mag dps
(1)v16 temp- mag tank/mag dps
CP: 610 and counting
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates! Viva la revolutionz0
