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funniest player names seen around
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DisgracefulMind✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭"watch me whip and nae nae" is my current favorite. He's a DK, ofc.Edited by DisgracefulMind on March 1, 2016 9:22AMUnfortunate magicka warden main.
PC/NA Server
Fairweather Friends
Retired to baby bgs forever. Leave me alone.1 -
Kathrein✭✭✭There are a lot of funny names out there, but i think the best of all is an aldmeri guy i found in pvp, called 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE' beautiful pop reference, made me laugh my ass offEdited by Kathrein on March 1, 2016 9:23AM5 -
Sythen88411✭✭✭✭Disgrace I think the dk "Penutbutter Banner Time" has it beat
Edited by Sythen88411 on March 1, 2016 9:31AM0 -
Pandorii✭✭✭✭✭
✭Recently? I met someone named Pvt_Parts. It really got me, because I didn't put two and two together. I was just calling him 'private'. I figured he was a soldier. xD2 -
Sythen88411✭✭✭✭My next toon shall be named DC social workerEdited by Sythen88411 on March 1, 2016 9:25AM0
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Molec✭✭✭PigBenis and GANKMEIMFAMOUS are 2x that make me chuckle, especially with the text that comes through the Yell channel in Cyrodiil.
PC-EU 666cp+
Molec - Dunmer Magika Sorc
Lucius Bal - Altmer Magika DK
Avborh - Breton Magika Templar
Skorun - Altmer Magika NB
Darum-Zar - Khajiit Stamina DK
Nephi Dagon - Argonian Mag Templar
Warden of Red Mountain - Bosmer Stamina Warden
Warden of Dagoth-Ur - Altmer Magika Warden
George Carlin — "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"0 -
Saoirse_Siobhan✭✭✭✭✭Can't remember exactly, but it was something about "Chinese noodles", could have been in french LOLPC/EU DC0 -
Molec✭✭✭Recently? I met someone named Pvt_Parts. It really got me, because I didn't put two and two together. I was just calling him 'private'. I figured he was a soldier. xD
" Private Parts, where are you?"PC-EU 666cp+
Molec - Dunmer Magika Sorc
Lucius Bal - Altmer Magika DK
Avborh - Breton Magika Templar
Skorun - Altmer Magika NB
Darum-Zar - Khajiit Stamina DK
Nephi Dagon - Argonian Mag Templar
Warden of Red Mountain - Bosmer Stamina Warden
Warden of Dagoth-Ur - Altmer Magika Warden
George Carlin — "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"0 -
bountyspiter✭✭✭one that got me laughing is "legoless"
you can clearly see the ironic attitude towards all them Legolas out there ^^1 -
DisgracefulMind✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Sythen88411 wrote: »Disgrace as I see you hop on and off your toon since we are friends I think the dk "Penutbutter Banner Time" has you beat
I don't think we're friends, and Watch me Whip and Nae Nae isn't my toon. But the name you listed is pretty great.Unfortunate magicka warden main.
PC/NA Server
Fairweather Friends
Retired to baby bgs forever. Leave me alone.0 -
DisgracefulMind✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭OH Britney SpearShards was another good one I've come across lately.Edited by DisgracefulMind on March 1, 2016 9:32AMUnfortunate magicka warden main.
PC/NA Server
Fairweather Friends
Retired to baby bgs forever. Leave me alone.1 -
Sythen88411✭✭✭✭Obama Care is another good one. Been a while since ive seen him. Drive by frags and streakaholic1
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KhajiitiLizard✭✭✭✭✭I ran into a character named Jackie Knaff in GW2... if you don't get it then LOL also ran into a charr named Greycat Boxlover... as a charr player in that game those types of names annoy me rather than seem funny.
And on the PC version of Halo I ran into a player named "a vehicle". It's funny because "You where killed by a vehicle" was the game message that popped up when anyone ran you over.
I also ran into someone in ESO whose name was made to sound like it said raging hard on. /facepalm
Also ran into Barrack Obama 2 years ago... those types of names don't seem to last long though as using real people's names is against the TOS.
Edited by KhajiitiLizard on March 1, 2016 9:34AM0 -
ListerJMC✭✭✭✭✭
✭I liked the Argonian I came across once called "Dies-Quite-Often".
I also have a guildmate who called their one of their alts "Rusty Argonian Mage".PC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
"Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."12 -
Vanady✭✭✭bountyspiter wrote: »one that got me laughing is "legoless"
you can clearly see the ironic attitude towards all them Legolas out there ^^
Have seen him/her. Was laughing back then when I saw the name. lol
I find 'Kitty Blade' and 'Heilt-super-toll' pretty funny. xDEdited by Vanady on March 1, 2016 10:06AMGuilds: Hodor / Aurora Avalonis / Exterminatus / Ghost & Goblins
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Vanady Y - Templar Healer - Breton
Vaine Evr - Nightblade Magicka - Dark Elf
Va'shjra Yaz - Dragonknight Stamina - Khajiit
Vasorcys - Sorceress Magicka - Breton
Vanaya W - Warden Healer - Breton
Vanea Vany - Dragonknight Magicka - Breton
Vanecro X - Necromancer Healer - Breton
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audrieltheelf✭✭✭Have a friend who's name got banned but it was a great one. DK Tank named Tanks for the Mammaries.PC/NA/AD
Alaudria - v16 Altmer Sorc
Teleia Opisthia - v16 Imperial Templar (Tank)
Fionna Dark-Heart - v16 Imperial DK (Tank)
Katniss Never Seen - v16 Bosmer NB
Stilettos and a Lava Whip - v16 Dunmer DK
Kerasi Moro - v16 Breton Templar
Kyria Lathraia - v16 Imperial NB3 -
Caza99✭✭✭✭I'm just gonna put my troll AD argonian's name here: Spais-For-The-Pact
Stupid thing is, I was about to create them when the server went down for mait tonight xDEdited by Caza99 on March 1, 2016 10:16AMPC NA - @MercerESO0 -
Oldmanlawlor✭✭✭✭Not here, but in Destiny I seen a guy called "Secret Asian Man".
My wife's tag is Shaunanigans, her name is Shauna. I think it's brilliant too.0 -
Schemering✭✭✭Hates-Argonian-Names is one of the best i saw until now. There are a lot of nice names walking around in the game thanx 2 all responsible:)PC/EU AD 1500+ PC/NA 300+
Schemering - Breton magicka Nightblade
Ambergloed - Argonian Templar Healer
Fonkeling - Argonian Dragonknight Tank
Twinkeling - Dunmer magicka Nightblade
Sprankeling- Altmer magicka Nightblade
Schittering - Redguard stamina Nightblade
Glinstering - Khajiit stamina Sorcerer
Spiegeling - Altmer magicka Necromancer
Flonkering - Orc stamina Necromancer
Glimmering - Argonian Necromancer
Duisternis - Dunmer magicka Dragonknight
Maanlicht - Altmer magicka Templar
Weerlicht - Altmer magicka Sorcerer
Zonnestraal - Redguard stamina Warden EP char
Slagschaduw - Dunmer magicka Warden - Healer or Damage Dealer
Ochtendgloren - Imperial stamina Templar
Avondval - Redguard stamina Dragonknight
Aurora Noorderlicht - Breton magicka Nightblade DC char
Dageraad - Breton magicka Sorcerer
Wisseling - Breton magicka Nightblade NA
Zonsverduistering - Breton Templar NA Healer
Tinteling - Argonian Dragonknight NA Tank2 -
Refuse2GrowUp✭✭✭✭✭I have seen quite a few on console that have made me laugh, tho unfortunately I can't recall any atm. Would log on to check them...but game is down for maintenance
On a similar, but rather unfortunate note, there are wayyyyyyyy too many immature and disgraceful names out there. I can't help but wonder what many of these (assumed to be) kids are going to do with their PSN names when they hit puberty, lose their virginity, or in general grow up and realize how much of an imbecile their gamertag makes them sound.PS4 NA Server
CP160 DK Firemage
CP160 StamSorc
CP160 Templar Healer
CP160 Stam NB
CP160 Magica Sorc
Cp160 Stamplar
CP160 Magicka NB
CP160 DK Tank
CP160 Stam DK
CP160 Mag Templar
CP160 Blazing Shield Templar
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Steel_Brightblade✭✭✭✭Way back in the day on eq 1 I met a wizard called"canestan soothesend" made me laugh.0
