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Funniest thing you've seen in Tamriel?

SymbioteKing26
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I'm a bit of a dork but I'm gonna have to concede getting that dark elf man in the pub in Davons Watch (EP) drunk so it distracts the bartender. Hands down the funniest thing I've seen on there. That beautiful singing voice tho.
EP/ Breton Nightblade Healer. Is fond of cheese. And scamps.
  • Moonshadow66
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    I'm a bit of a dork but I'm gonna have to concede getting that dark elf man in the pub in Davons Watch (EP) drunk so it distracts the bartender. Hands down the funniest thing I've seen on there. That beautiful singing voice tho.

    Imo, this IS the funniest thing I've seen so far^^ Valen Andrethi, how he sings "Flyyyying, flying in the skyyy, Cliffracer flies soooo hiiiigh" - "What's that noise? I hate that song!" - *punch*. Just a normal day in Davon's Watch ;)
    (I even have a video of this scene on YT, but it's now in hidden mode and my voice is in it, so I'll better spare you all^^)
    Venus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
    Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
    Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
    Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
    Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
    Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP

  • Waseem
    Waseem
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    nothing
  • WldKarde
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    I love the dialogue for the NPC's... "Is that YOU I smell?" etc.

    Well... except for The lady by the Belkarth wayshrine, that is ;)
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    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
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  • SymbioteKing26
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    I'm a bit of a dork but I'm gonna have to concede getting that dark elf man in the pub in Davons Watch (EP) drunk so it distracts the bartender. Hands down the funniest thing I've seen on there. That beautiful singing voice tho.

    Imo, this IS the funniest thing I've seen so far^^ Valen Andrethi, how he sings "Flyyyying, flying in the skyyy, Cliffracer flies soooo hiiiigh" - "What's that noise? I hate that song!" - *punch*. Just a normal day in Davon's Watch ;)
    (I even have a video of this scene on YT, but it's now in hidden mode and my voice is in it, so I'll better spare you all^^)

    HAHAH you get it!!! I know right? He'd make a great quest companion, just get him drunk and you have baackground music for battle!
    EP/ Breton Nightblade Healer. Is fond of cheese. And scamps.
  • Moonshadow66
    Moonshadow66
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    I'm a bit of a dork but I'm gonna have to concede getting that dark elf man in the pub in Davons Watch (EP) drunk so it distracts the bartender. Hands down the funniest thing I've seen on there. That beautiful singing voice tho.

    Imo, this IS the funniest thing I've seen so far^^ Valen Andrethi, how he sings "Flyyyying, flying in the skyyy, Cliffracer flies soooo hiiiigh" - "What's that noise? I hate that song!" - *punch*. Just a normal day in Davon's Watch ;)
    (I even have a video of this scene on YT, but it's now in hidden mode and my voice is in it, so I'll better spare you all^^)

    HAHAH you get it!!! I know right? He'd make a great quest companion, just get him drunk and you have baackground music for battle!

    When he takes a Wrecking Blow, he "flies soooo high", face to face with his Cliffracer^^ But yeah, I love this quest, I think I've done it about 10 times or so (I had more than only this 7 listed characters in EP) ;)
    Venus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
    Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
    Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
    Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
    Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
    Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP

  • Ffastyl
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    In the middle of the woods.
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    "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

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  • SymbioteKing26
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    I'm a bit of a dork but I'm gonna have to concede getting that dark elf man in the pub in Davons Watch (EP) drunk so it distracts the bartender. Hands down the funniest thing I've seen on there. That beautiful singing voice tho.

    Imo, this IS the funniest thing I've seen so far^^ Valen Andrethi, how he sings "Flyyyying, flying in the skyyy, Cliffracer flies soooo hiiiigh" - "What's that noise? I hate that song!" - *punch*. Just a normal day in Davon's Watch ;)
    (I even have a video of this scene on YT, but it's now in hidden mode and my voice is in it, so I'll better spare you all^^)

    HAHAH you get it!!! I know right? He'd make a great quest companion, just get him drunk and you have baackground music for battle!

    When he takes a Wrecking Blow, he "flies soooo high", face to face with his Cliffracer^^ But yeah, I love this quest, I think I've done it about 10 times or so (I had more than only this 7 listed characters in EP) ;)

    10/10 he is the hero we deserve
    EP/ Breton Nightblade Healer. Is fond of cheese. And scamps.
  • SymbioteKing26
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    Ffastyl wrote: »
    In the middle of the woods.
    1959406.jpg

    HHAHAHA! I don't know where to start here. W-Why is her head a part of the ground??
    EP/ Breton Nightblade Healer. Is fond of cheese. And scamps.
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