I will pay for sexy costume.

bjplague · February 2016

im a guy but i make women chars because if i am to spend ungodly amounts of time in a game i want a female butt bouncing on my screen and not a male one.

so, i've done some testing and the best crafted costume is a medium armor bosmer outfit because it doesnt have anything obstructing the butt. its a nice view.
almost every other armor has buttflaps or armor plates or some other crap to obstruct my view.

now im using the v6 gift costume daedric something or other which is nice but i would pay real money to get better costumes.
make it happen.

Artjuh90 · February 2016

you know if you like to watch the asses of woman there are enough to find on the internet........

Ra'Shtar · February 2016

If you want that kind of things Tera is the game for you not ESO.

bjplague · February 2016

true but i spent alot more time playing eso then surfing ***.
though i admit. it wasnt always like that.

point of the matter is that female sensuality sells.
eso wants money
nuff said?

bjplague · February 2016

Ra'Shtar wrote: »

If you want that kind of things Tera is the game for you not ESO.

no.... i want a GOOD game + butt.
i want both.

easier to bring butts to eso
then good game to tera...

Kammakazi · February 2016

bjplague · February 2016

not my thing kammakazi

Lysette · February 2016

There is a game, which has awesome avatars, a non-intrusive interface with 5-sense support, awesome and unpredictable AI, full 3d reality, but graphics suck a little and teleport is not iimplemented yet - it's called "real life" - give it a try.

bjplague · February 2016

wow lysette.
did i offend you in any way?

bjplague · February 2016

http://eso-fashion.com/bosmer-rawhide/

here we go, now THAT is how it should be.

looks awsome on my nord woman btw.

Lysette · February 2016

bjplague wrote: »

wow lysette.
did i offend you in any way?

It is just my advice - instead to stare at the butt of virtual characters, try a real girl, they can be fun.

bjplague · February 2016

Lysette wrote: »

bjplague wrote: »

wow lysette.
did i offend you in any way?

It is just my advice - instead to stare at the butt of virtual characters, try a real girl, they can be fun.

im 36, married, a father and trust me...
fun is relative.

iamnotweakrwb17_ESO · February 2016

lol @ vindictive. Horrible game lmao.

Lysette · February 2016

bjplague wrote: »

http://eso-fashion.com/bosmer-rawhide/

here we go, now THAT is how it should be.

looks awsome on my nord woman btw.

the iron bosmer armor looks nice as well and has a beautiful pattern, which looks nice with some light dye. But it has those butt flaps, you might not like it. Still it is nice.

bjplague · February 2016

Lysette wrote: »

bjplague wrote: »

http://eso-fashion.com/bosmer-rawhide/

here we go, now THAT is how it should be.

looks awsome on my nord woman btw.

the iron bosmer armor looks nice as well and has a beautiful pattern, which looks nice with some light dye. But it has those butt flaps, you might not like it. Still it is nice.

no, cant see the butt, dont want it.
then i would rather go redguard or orc for metal armor.

CURSE the buttflaps!

GreenSoup2HoT · February 2016

You should try the primal or imperial style (medium) if you want great looking gear for your leg's. You can thank me later.

Acrolas · February 2016

Women see characters - dolls, toys, video game toons - as projections of themselves. Not just an *** bouncing on the screen.
So if you want an accurate and qualitative assessment of what is sexy, empowering, sensible, or tasteful... there are definitely a lot of experts out there...

Dahkoht · February 2016

Lysette wrote: »

bjplague wrote: »

wow lysette.
did i offend you in any way?

It is just my advice - instead to stare at the butt of virtual characters, try a real girl, they can be fun.

Why not both ?

Miszou · February 2016

Tera:

It's actually a pretty good game, once you get past the Elins and talking bears and other assorted weirdness.

WldKarde · February 2016

I was going to join in the fun...

Then I remembered that I play first person most of the time.

Sooo I got nothing to add

TalonKnight · February 2016

one of the good things about ESO is it allows real women gamers to b respected in the gear they have.

Now with that said many women in the world love to dress sexy, and thats really nice of course, but its nice that ESO has taken a more respectable approach for actual women that play the game.

And besides when u have a libido like mine u dont need any extra help.

stewart.leslie76b16_ESO · February 2016

Good looking armour should not be restricted to the crown store.

Good looking armour doesn't mean bikini armour.

Good looking armour should be in the game and shows of the skill of your designers.

Good looking armour turns heads.

Mojmir · February 2016

Id be happy if they made cleavage not look like she got hit in the chest with a shovel,thanks

Forestd16b14_ESO · February 2016

Not saying to make the game 1000% real but.... function > fashion. Like it's winter time what you think be better to wear non-slip boots or fancy shoes ? Yet some people wear those shoes and then complain how it is so cold and how their always slipping on ice.

And if your still persistence about it then it needs to be equal like so

Gidorick · February 2016

Lysette wrote: »

There is a game, which has awesome avatars, a non-intrusive interface with 5-sense support, awesome and unpredictable AI, full 3d reality, but graphics suck a little and teleport is not iimplemented yet - it's called "real life" - give it a try.

I tried that game. It's WAY too grindy, has a glitchy RNG, and most players eventually end up using exploits to cheat or buying into its horrible p2w mechanics.

But it really does shine in the group content. Almost all its flaws can be overlooked when you've got a good group of players to adventure with.

Daymond · February 2016

Can I get Sai Sahans armor or a costume thats like his?

Molag_Crow · February 2016

Acrolas wrote: »

Women see characters - dolls, toys, video game toons - as projections of themselves. Not just an *** bouncing on the screen.
So if you want an accurate and qualitative assessment of what is sexy, empowering, sensible, or tasteful... there are definitely a lot of experts out there...

Adam Ruins Everything? he's awesome.

AFrostWolf · February 2016

Go play one of those other lame F2P MMO's then. We don't need that crap over here.

Molag_Crow · February 2016

This thread though... hilarious and I do understand where you're coming from bjplague, but I personally don't think it suits ESO, despite Bosmer short skirts coming to the crown store in a few months.

dday3six · February 2016

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Forestd16b14_ESO wrote: »

Not saying to make the game 1000% real but.... function > fashion. Like it's winter time what you think be better to wear non-slip boots or fancy shoes ? Yet some people wear those shoes and then complain how it is so cold and how their always slipping on ice.

And if your still persistence about it then it needs to be equal like so

I'd say it's not ultimately about function, but rather about objectification. If it was about function why is fashion not okay for armor, but acceptable weaponary. Most of the weapons in ESO are terrible from a functionality stand point. They'd be too heavy to be wielded properly, and the rounded rather than oval handles would obscure edge alignment in combat as just two examples.

stewart.leslie76b16_ESO · February 2016

dday3six wrote: »

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Forestd16b14_ESO wrote: »

Not saying to make the game 1000% real but.... function > fashion. Like it's winter time what you think be better to wear non-slip boots or fancy shoes ? Yet some people wear those shoes and then complain how it is so cold and how their always slipping on ice.

And if your still persistence about it then it needs to be equal like so

I'd say it's not ultimately about function, but rather about objectification. If it was about function why is fashion not okay for armor, but acceptable weaponary. Most of the weapons in ESO are terrible from a functionality stand point. They'd be too heavy to be wielded properly, and the rounded rather than oval handles would obscure edge alignment in combat as just two examples.

To be fair though, fantasy games are fantasy where magic runs rampant. What we say wouldn't work in the real world can work in a fantasy world because of a spell during crafting.