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I will pay for sexy costume.

bjplague
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im a guy but i make women chars because if i am to spend ungodly amounts of time in a game i want a female butt bouncing on my screen and not a male one.

so, i've done some testing and the best crafted costume is a medium armor bosmer outfit because it doesnt have anything obstructing the butt. its a nice view.
almost every other armor has buttflaps or armor plates or some other crap to obstruct my view.

now im using the v6 gift costume daedric something or other which is nice but i would pay real money to get better costumes.
make it happen.
  • Artjuh90
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    you know if you like to watch the asses of woman there are enough to find on the internet........
  • Ra'Shtar
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    If you want that kind of things Tera is the game for you not ESO.
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    My opinions and posts are mostly on a PvE setting.
  • bjplague
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    true but i spent alot more time playing eso then surfing ***.
    though i admit. it wasnt always like that.

    point of the matter is that female sensuality sells.
    eso wants money
    nuff said?
  • bjplague
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    Ra'Shtar wrote: »
    If you want that kind of things Tera is the game for you not ESO.

    no.... i want a GOOD game + butt.
    i want both.

    easier to bring butts to eso
    then good game to tera...
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  • bjplague
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    not my thing kammakazi
  • Lysette
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    There is a game, which has awesome avatars, a non-intrusive interface with 5-sense support, awesome and unpredictable AI, full 3d reality, but graphics suck a little and teleport is not iimplemented yet - it's called "real life" - give it a try.
  • bjplague
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    wow lysette.
    did i offend you in any way?

  • bjplague
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    http://eso-fashion.com/bosmer-rawhide/

    here we go, now THAT is how it should be.

    looks awsome on my nord woman btw.
  • Lysette
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    bjplague wrote: »
    wow lysette.
    did i offend you in any way?

    It is just my advice - instead to stare at the butt of virtual characters, try a real girl, they can be fun.
  • bjplague
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    Lysette wrote: »
    bjplague wrote: »
    wow lysette.
    did i offend you in any way?

    It is just my advice - instead to stare at the butt of virtual characters, try a real girl, they can be fun.

    im 36, married, a father and trust me...
    fun is relative.
  • iamnotweakrwb17_ESO
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    lol @ vindictive. Horrible game lmao.
  • Lysette
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    bjplague wrote: »
    http://eso-fashion.com/bosmer-rawhide/

    here we go, now THAT is how it should be.

    looks awsome on my nord woman btw.

    the iron bosmer armor looks nice as well and has a beautiful pattern, which looks nice with some light dye. But it has those butt flaps, you might not like it. Still it is nice.
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    Lysette wrote: »
    bjplague wrote: »
    http://eso-fashion.com/bosmer-rawhide/

    here we go, now THAT is how it should be.

    looks awsome on my nord woman btw.

    the iron bosmer armor looks nice as well and has a beautiful pattern, which looks nice with some light dye. But it has those butt flaps, you might not like it. Still it is nice.

    no, cant see the butt, dont want it.
    then i would rather go redguard or orc for metal armor.

    CURSE the buttflaps!
  • GreenSoup2HoT
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    You should try the primal or imperial style (medium) if you want great looking gear for your leg's. You can thank me later.


    Edited by GreenSoup2HoT on February 14, 2016 3:45AM
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  • Acrolas
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    Women see characters - dolls, toys, video game toons - as projections of themselves. Not just an *** bouncing on the screen.
    So if you want an accurate and qualitative assessment of what is sexy, empowering, sensible, or tasteful... there are definitely a lot of experts out there...

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    signing off
  • Dahkoht
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    Lysette wrote: »
    bjplague wrote: »
    wow lysette.
    did i offend you in any way?

    It is just my advice - instead to stare at the butt of virtual characters, try a real girl, they can be fun.

    Why not both ?
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    Tera:

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    It's actually a pretty good game, once you get past the Elins and talking bears and other assorted weirdness.
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    I was going to join in the fun...

    Then I remembered that I play first person most of the time.

    Sooo I got nothing to add :(
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    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
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  • TalonKnight
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    one of the good things about ESO is it allows real women gamers to b respected in the gear they have.

    Now with that said many women in the world love to dress sexy, and thats really nice of course, but its nice that ESO has taken a more respectable approach for actual women that play the game.

    And besides when u have a libido like mine u dont need any extra help.
  • stewart.leslie76b16_ESO
    Good looking armour should not be restricted to the crown store.

    Good looking armour doesn't mean bikini armour.

    Good looking armour should be in the game and shows of the skill of your designers.

    Good looking armour turns heads.
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    Id be happy if they made cleavage not look like she got hit in the chest with a shovel,thanks
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    Not saying to make the game 1000% real but.... function > fashion. Like it's winter time what you think be better to wear non-slip boots or fancy shoes ? Yet some people wear those shoes and then complain how it is so cold and how their always slipping on ice.

    And if your still persistence about it then it needs to be equal like so

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    Edited by Forestd16b14_ESO on February 14, 2016 5:37AM
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    Lysette wrote: »
    There is a game, which has awesome avatars, a non-intrusive interface with 5-sense support, awesome and unpredictable AI, full 3d reality, but graphics suck a little and teleport is not iimplemented yet - it's called "real life" - give it a try.

    I tried that game. It's WAY too grindy, has a glitchy RNG, and most players eventually end up using exploits to cheat or buying into its horrible p2w mechanics.

    But it really does shine in the group content. Almost all its flaws can be overlooked when you've got a good group of players to adventure with.

    :wink:
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • Daymond
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    Can I get Sai Sahans armor or a costume thats like his?
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    Acrolas wrote: »
    Women see characters - dolls, toys, video game toons - as projections of themselves. Not just an *** bouncing on the screen.
    So if you want an accurate and qualitative assessment of what is sexy, empowering, sensible, or tasteful... there are definitely a lot of experts out there...

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    Adam Ruins Everything? he's awesome.
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    Go play one of those other lame F2P MMO's then. We don't need that crap over here.
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    This thread though... hilarious and I do understand where you're coming from bjplague, but I personally don't think it suits ESO, despite Bosmer short skirts coming to the crown store in a few months.
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    Not saying to make the game 1000% real but.... function > fashion. Like it's winter time what you think be better to wear non-slip boots or fancy shoes ? Yet some people wear those shoes and then complain how it is so cold and how their always slipping on ice.

    And if your still persistence about it then it needs to be equal like so

    QruIi1U.png

    I'd say it's not ultimately about function, but rather about objectification. If it was about function why is fashion not okay for armor, but acceptable weaponary. Most of the weapons in ESO are terrible from a functionality stand point. They'd be too heavy to be wielded properly, and the rounded rather than oval handles would obscure edge alignment in combat as just two examples.
  • stewart.leslie76b16_ESO
    dday3six wrote: »
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    Not saying to make the game 1000% real but.... function > fashion. Like it's winter time what you think be better to wear non-slip boots or fancy shoes ? Yet some people wear those shoes and then complain how it is so cold and how their always slipping on ice.

    And if your still persistence about it then it needs to be equal like so

    QruIi1U.png

    I'd say it's not ultimately about function, but rather about objectification. If it was about function why is fashion not okay for armor, but acceptable weaponary. Most of the weapons in ESO are terrible from a functionality stand point. They'd be too heavy to be wielded properly, and the rounded rather than oval handles would obscure edge alignment in combat as just two examples.

    To be fair though, fantasy games are fantasy where magic runs rampant. What we say wouldn't work in the real world can work in a fantasy world because of a spell during crafting.
    I, as a loyal member of the Foamy Cult, do solemnly swear to live a logical life free of stupidity, ignorance and all round jack assery. I shall do my best to enlighten those in need of Squirrelly Wisdom in hope of one day ridding the world of human idiocy. This I swear.
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