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Thieves Guild on PTS - 2/3/16

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  • Millerman34n
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    12 pm patch boys patch notes, I wanna read something In Class I'm board outa my mind.
  • Alucardo
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    Millerman34n wrote: »
    12 pm patch boys patch notes, I wanna read something In Class I'm board outa my mind.

    Bored*

    Perhaps more paying attention in class, less reading patch notes.
  • Dreyloch
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    anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »
    Dreyloch wrote: »
    anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »
    Baconlad wrote: »
    Why can't you just talk to us Gina!? Past 12:00 and no Patch notes! I haven't been this excited for patch notes in a long time! Balancing fixes and stuff I can't wait! Forget the other stuff!

    Hang on, all this Gina-teasing for patch notes is for fun, right ? I too can't wait to read them, but that doesn't mean that Gina is accountable to us for the time they're posted.

    With most MMO's the notes are already done and readable during the patch process when the server is down. ZoS again fails in this regard. Most companies have the patch ready to go and there are no surprises that would make the notes any different from what's going in. There are no last minute changes. There might be some extra time involved and I'm fine with that. But they really should be able to post the notes well before the server comes back up.

    That's your opinion and that's fine (I have no opinion about that myself). But it's not the same as ordering Gina around ;-)

    That said...

    Giiiiiinaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!! Gimme 'em Natch Potes at laaaaaaaast ... ;):p
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    I'm not saying it's Gina's fault. I'm saying the process is far from streamlined so she can put the notes up =/ It should have all been given to her yesterday or the day before. I don't see what the issue is. If something isn't going to make it in, then just addendum the notes and say so. Pretty simple imo.
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  • HeroOfNone
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    orangeman57ub17_ESO wrote: »
    This is how it goes every update. People arise from their beds and say, "It's patch day (squints eyes), where is Gina?"

    Then we hound Gina for hours and hours on end until she gives us what we want even if she gives us a specific time to watch for the update and notes.

    Then the memes come out, but luckily @HeroOfNone had that covered early.

    Poor Gina :(

    PS. (Squints eyes) About them patch notes

    This isn't my first rodeo after all.
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  • UrQuan
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    anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »
    Your last point is IMHO debatable. The prophet, Vanus Galerion and Shalidor are all high-talented wizards who can know where you are and teleport to you using magic, I can't see how a random orc courier should be able to do the same...
    Stuga is an orc. Thanks to the Swift Warrior passive, she's able to rapidly run from one city to another, quickly checking each to see if you're there. >:)
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    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
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    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
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  • Soris
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Just a heads up that maintenance will officially begin in a couple hours (we needed to move it out slightly), and will likely take a few hours to complete. We'll still publish the patch notes and everything else later today, just need to finalize a few things first!
    3.5 hours already!!
    Welkynd [Templar/AD/EU]
  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    Just to be clear, maintenance started at noon and will take a few hours to complete from there. We're working on getting the patch notes formatted now, and will publish them during maintenance (while the server is still down) so you can begin reading.

    Appreciate that everyone is so anxious to read them, at least. :sweat_smile:
    Gina Bruno
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  • Nifty2g
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Just to be clear, maintenance started at noon and will take a few hours to complete from there. We're working on getting the patch notes formatted now, and will publish them during maintenance (while the server is still down) so you can begin reading.

    Appreciate that everyone is so anxious to read them, at least. :sweat_smile:
    @ZOS_GinaBruno can you do what we did last PTS and pick a page for a tease
    I pick page 16
    #MOREORBS
  • sneakymitchell
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    2 hours Later.

    Offline

    1 minute Later.

    Offline

    15 minutes Later.

    I can't keep going on anyone's narrator so till then they need to find a new one.
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  • technohic
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Just to be clear, maintenance started at noon and will take a few hours to complete from there. We're working on getting the patch notes formatted now, and will publish them during maintenance (while the server is still down) so you can begin reading.

    Appreciate that everyone is so anxious to read them, at least. :sweat_smile:

    The patch notes might be more of an interest than the content.
  • Lightninvash
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    technohic wrote: »
    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Just to be clear, maintenance started at noon and will take a few hours to complete from there. We're working on getting the patch notes formatted now, and will publish them during maintenance (while the server is still down) so you can begin reading.

    Appreciate that everyone is so anxious to read them, at least. :sweat_smile:

    The patch notes might be more of an interest than the content.

    hahaha too true
  • VelociousLegend
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    @ZOS_GinaBruno

    The anxiousness is real!
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  • DieterP
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    Which area of the forums will the patch notes be posted? Here in PTS or under patch notes?
  • Ghostbane
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Just to be clear, maintenance started at noon and will take a few hours to complete from there. We're working on getting the patch notes formatted now, and will publish them during maintenance (while the server is still down) so you can begin reading.

    Appreciate that everyone is so anxious to read them, at least. :sweat_smile:

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  • Alucardo
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Just to be clear, maintenance started at noon and will take a few hours to complete from there. We're working on getting the patch notes formatted now, and will publish them during maintenance (while the server is still down) so you can begin reading.

    Appreciate that everyone is so anxious to read them, at least. :sweat_smile:

    We don't care about formatting. Just slap some words on a page and publish.

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  • LaerothKeykalyn
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Just to be clear, maintenance started at noon and will take a few hours to complete from there. We're working on getting the patch notes formatted now, and will publish them during maintenance (while the server is still down) so you can begin reading.

    Appreciate that everyone is so anxious to read them, at least. :sweat_smile:


    Whole day test server was disconnected, and you have only recently begun service? :o
  • orangeman57ub17_ESO
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    Gina Im gonna let you in on a secret that us forum readers don't want you to know. You hold tremendous power over us. Im sitting in my little boring cube at work, just ate lunch, basically exhausted or shredded all my work for the day awaiting the almighty patch notes. Our attention spans can't even fathom what the notion of time is on patch note day. You say Noon and we respond "Are we there yet? are we there yet?" We are cavemen grumbling and grunting, "Ugh gug Natch Potes, errr guh". You are the nurse that prepares the IV of patch notes to feed into our veins. When we jump out of the plane, the 66 pages of notes will be our parachute for us to safely land. We are your begging baby birds chirping with our mouths open. Feed us.
  • Vaktus
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    Elfdominion4 wrote: »
    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Just to be clear, maintenance started at noon and will take a few hours to complete from there. We're working on getting the patch notes formatted now, and will publish them during maintenance (while the server is still down) so you can begin reading.

    Appreciate that everyone is so anxious to read them, at least. :sweat_smile:


    Whole day test server was disconnected, and you have only recently begun service? :o

    They can't be up from the first minute of the day working on ESO. They have lives! Remember?
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  • The_Lex
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    orangeman57ub17_ESO wrote: »
    Gina Im gonna let you in on a secret that us forum readers don't want you to know. You hold tremendous power over us. Im sitting in my little boring cube at work, just ate lunch, basically exhausted or shredded all my work for the day awaiting the almighty patch notes. Our attention spans can't even fathom what the notion of time is on patch note day. You say Noon and we respond "Are we there yet? are we there yet?" We are cavemen grumbling and grunting, "Ugh gug Natch Potes, errr guh". You are the nurse that prepares the IV of patch notes to feed into our veins. When we jump out of the plane, the 66 pages of notes will be our parachute for us to safely land. We are your begging baby birds chirping with our mouths open. Feed us.

    It just got real
  • Paulington
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    I couldn't care less if the patch notes played this card:

    WallofText.jpg

    We need these notes! :lol:.
    Edited by Paulington on February 3, 2016 6:49PM
  • Nifty2g
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    orangeman57ub17_ESO wrote: »
    Gina Im gonna let you in on a secret that us forum readers don't want you to know. You hold tremendous power over us. Im sitting in my little boring cube at work, just ate lunch, basically exhausted or shredded all my work for the day awaiting the almighty patch notes. Our attention spans can't even fathom what the notion of time is on patch note day. You say Noon and we respond "Are we there yet? are we there yet?" We are cavemen grumbling and grunting, "Ugh gug Natch Potes, errr guh". You are the nurse that prepares the IV of patch notes to feed into our veins. When we jump out of the plane, the 66 pages of notes will be our parachute for us to safely land. We are your begging baby birds chirping with our mouths open. Feed us.



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    Edited by Nifty2g on February 3, 2016 6:50PM
    #MOREORBS
  • altemriel
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    Natch Potes Natch Potes Naoow :smiley:


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  • petraeus1
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    orangeman57ub17_ESO wrote: »
    Gina Im gonna let you in on a secret that us forum readers don't want you to know. You hold tremendous power over us. Im sitting in my little boring cube at work, just ate lunch, basically exhausted or shredded all my work for the day awaiting the almighty patch notes. Our attention spans can't even fathom what the notion of time is on patch note day. You say Noon and we respond "Are we there yet? are we there yet?" We are cavemen grumbling and grunting, "Ugh gug Natch Potes, errr guh". You are the nurse that prepares the IV of patch notes to feed into our veins. When we jump out of the plane, the 66 pages of notes will be our parachute for us to safely land. We are your begging baby birds chirping with our mouths open. Feed us.

    WutFace dude. WutFace.
  • Voidheart
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    no patience at all guyz funny
  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    Nifty2g wrote: »
    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Just to be clear, maintenance started at noon and will take a few hours to complete from there. We're working on getting the patch notes formatted now, and will publish them during maintenance (while the server is still down) so you can begin reading.

    Appreciate that everyone is so anxious to read them, at least. :sweat_smile:
    @ZOS_GinaBruno can you do what we did last PTS and pick a page for a tease
    I pick page 16

    Oh yeah, that was fun!
    • All Wrothgar books now display appropriate icons and glows.

    Ok, back to work. ;)
    Gina Bruno
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  • Faugaun
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Just to be clear, maintenance started at noon and will take a few hours to complete from there. We're working on getting the patch notes formatted now, and will publish them during maintenance (while the server is still down) so you can begin reading.

    Appreciate that everyone is so anxious to read them, at least. :sweat_smile:

    B) Did I see @ZOS_GinaBruno <3<3<3 .oO(forgets about patch notes)
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  • Vaktus
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Nifty2g wrote: »
    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Just to be clear, maintenance started at noon and will take a few hours to complete from there. We're working on getting the patch notes formatted now, and will publish them during maintenance (while the server is still down) so you can begin reading.

    Appreciate that everyone is so anxious to read them, at least. :sweat_smile:
    @ZOS_GinaBruno can you do what we did last PTS and pick a page for a tease
    I pick page 16

    Oh yeah, that was fun!
    • All Wrothgar books now display appropriate icons and glows.

    Ok, back to work. ;)

    Wait; they display icons and glows now? That's awesome!
    Sixteen-year-old on a quest for world domination. Watch out!
  • orangeman57ub17_ESO
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    Nerf Wrothgar books!
  • Fetaro
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    No natch pote and no game make Fetaro, something, something...
  • Nifty2g
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Nifty2g wrote: »
    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Just to be clear, maintenance started at noon and will take a few hours to complete from there. We're working on getting the patch notes formatted now, and will publish them during maintenance (while the server is still down) so you can begin reading.

    Appreciate that everyone is so anxious to read them, at least. :sweat_smile:
    @ZOS_GinaBruno can you do what we did last PTS and pick a page for a tease
    I pick page 16

    Oh yeah, that was fun!
    • All Wrothgar books now display appropriate icons and glows.

    Ok, back to work. ;)
    I was hoping I managed to pick Templar changes with page 16 :(
    #MOREORBS
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