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ZOS, this isn't Mario

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Alucardo
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So why do you insist on putting books just out of reach where you need to rely on platform jumping with your crumby jump mechanics?

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Seriously. Took me 5 minutes to get up there. After 2 minutes I had to go outside and walk around to cool off, then come back and try again. You end up getting near it, then he falls sideways like some kind of drunk person.

Please, in future, put stairs there for the jumping impaired. We're people too.
  • Islyn
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    Surely there's another way around. Like through the badguys there?
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  • Ackwalan
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    The gravity mechanics are terrible in this game. So often when you try to just step off a ledge, you will fall at an angle that takes you farther and farther away from the edge.
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    Islyn wrote: »
    Surely there's another way around. Like through the badguys there?

    Nah, I looked all around that entire platform. The only entrance seemed to be jumping on those conveniently placed walls
  • MrDerrikk
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    But mountain-climbing where you're not supposed to by jumping up things is a ZOS/Bethesda specialty!
    I have departed into the great unknown that is outside the game and the forums, and wish you well in your Tamriel adventures!

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    Oh look, Anook.
  • Alucardo
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    Ackwalan wrote: »
    The gravity mechanics are terrible in this game. So often when you try to just step off a ledge, you will fall at an angle that takes you farther and farther away from the edge.

    Exactly! Man, I got so angry. He'd put one foot on the ledge, then fall to the right and in between a bunch of those rock things, so I had to keep walking around to try again
  • Alucardo
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    I think I teabagged every single npc in that area. Now it's time to move on
  • SatanicSister
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    Where are those ruins?
    There is life after death, be patient and you will see.
  • Alucardo
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    SatanicSister wrote: »
    Where are those ruins?

    Don't remember exactly. Just passed them randomly while looking for lorebooks.
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Islyn wrote: »
    Surely there's another way around. Like through the badguys there?

    Nah, I looked all around that entire platform. The only entrance seemed to be jumping on those conveniently placed walls

    Well Annoying.
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  • SatanicSister
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    SatanicSister wrote: »
    Where are those ruins?

    Don't remember exactly. Just passed them randomly while looking for lorebooks.

    I hoped I could go and test out the rock-climbing there :smiley: . Oh well, maybe I'll get there at one point.
    There is life after death, be patient and you will see.
  • Alucardo
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    SatanicSister wrote: »
    I hoped I could go and test out the rock-climbing there :smiley: . Oh well, maybe I'll get there at one point.
    I'll see if I can find it again. Oh! I also need to show you this new one I found just now. There were some boats around these docks, and a lorebook was in one of the boats. You had to jump down to get it, but there was no way back up (it's like a 5-6 meter drop).
    Obviously trying to swim back to shore got me the slaughtered achievement. ZOS are trolls man. Just trolls.
  • MrDerrikk
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    Could it be that they assumed you'd get one of the other copies of the Lorebook?
    I have departed into the great unknown that is outside the game and the forums, and wish you well in your Tamriel adventures!

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    Oh look, Anook.
  • SatanicSister
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    SatanicSister wrote: »
    I hoped I could go and test out the rock-climbing there :smiley: . Oh well, maybe I'll get there at one point.
    I'll see if I can find it again. Oh! I also need to show you this new one I found just now. There were some boats around these docks, and a lorebook was in one of the boats. You had to jump down to get it, but there was no way back up (it's like a 5-6 meter drop).
    Obviously trying to swim back to shore got me the slaughtered achievement. ZOS are trolls man. Just trolls.

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    There is life after death, be patient and you will see.
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    SatanicSister wrote: »
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    Haha, you're on. Let me see if I can find that one again. If you're an argonian, it's cheating btw. There's a chance they might make it back to shore on time. Wow, I guess they aren't useless after all.
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    You know, with all this jumping and flame lashing in ruins I feel more like Indiana Jones. Seriously, what's with all the jumping? And why put a pot plant in my way? Jesus
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    But there are always multiple versions of each Lorebook, right?
    So in theory, you dont have to take this one if you dont want to jump.
    Jeckll has quit the game. Thanks for the great time.
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    Jeckll wrote: »
    But there are always multiple versions of each Lorebook, right?
    So in theory, you dont have to take this one if you dont want to jump.
    Yeah, according to the lorebook addon in the map, there wasn't
  • MrDerrikk
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Jeckll wrote: »
    But there are always multiple versions of each Lorebook, right?
    So in theory, you dont have to take this one if you dont want to jump.
    Yeah, according to the lorebook addon in the map, there wasn't

    Hmm, I've never had to go to such lengths and I've collected every Lorebook in the game (unless you're going after Cyrodiil ones; I still haven't gone near those ones.)
    I have departed into the great unknown that is outside the game and the forums, and wish you well in your Tamriel adventures!

    DC - PC - EU - Australian
    VR11 Mrderrikk: Breton Stam Sorc (Vamp) | VR16 Derrikkinblack: Dunmer Mage DK | VR3 Cuts-Until-It-Dies: Argonian Magicka NB

    Oh look, Anook.
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    MrDerrikk wrote: »

    Hmm, I've never had to go to such lengths and I've collected every Lorebook in the game (unless you're going after Cyrodiil ones; I still haven't gone near those ones.)
    Aye, this is all in Cyrodiil
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    Alucardo wrote: »
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    You know, with all this jumping and flame lashing in ruins I feel more like Indiana Jones. Seriously, what's with all the jumping? And why put a pot plant in my way? Jesus

    heh, I remember that one. on the top of broken tower :)
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    MrDerrikk wrote: »

    Hmm, I've never had to go to such lengths and I've collected every Lorebook in the game (unless you're going after Cyrodiil ones; I still haven't gone near those ones.)
    Aye, this is all in Cyrodiil

    Well I guess they've got to keep you in Cyrodiil somehow!
    I have departed into the great unknown that is outside the game and the forums, and wish you well in your Tamriel adventures!

    DC - PC - EU - Australian
    VR11 Mrderrikk: Breton Stam Sorc (Vamp) | VR16 Derrikkinblack: Dunmer Mage DK | VR3 Cuts-Until-It-Dies: Argonian Magicka NB

    Oh look, Anook.
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    altemriel wrote: »
    heh, I remember that one. on the top of broken tower :)
    Instead of repairing it, they decided to put a pot plant there -.-
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    Alucardo wrote: »
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    You know, with all this jumping and flame lashing in ruins I feel more like Indiana Jones. Seriously, what's with all the jumping? And why put a pot plant in my way? Jesus

    Looks like an apple tree... So you can pick apples and gain strength before you make the giant jump (that will most likely fail and you fall to your death).
    There is life after death, be patient and you will see.
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    altemriel wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    r8cszn7.jpg

    You know, with all this jumping and flame lashing in ruins I feel more like Indiana Jones. Seriously, what's with all the jumping? And why put a pot plant in my way? Jesus

    heh, I remember that one. on the top of broken tower :)

    It's time's like those I'm glad I'm a sorcerer
  • Pistolera_ESO
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    Y'all are chumps my Khajiit could jump that easily! :trollface:
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  • SatanicSister
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    So Alucardo, recognize the place?

    Took me 15 seconds to get on top of that wall.

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    Edit: I think that there are multiple lorebooks around Tamriel because the lorebook addon showed that I'd already collected this book, although I had never even been in that place before (I also had no lorebook on the wall there).
    Edited by SatanicSister on November 12, 2015 12:33PM
    There is life after death, be patient and you will see.
  • ShadowMage
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    There was a chest in Grahtwood, I believe, that was sitting up on some roots of a big tree. I must have spent about 5-10 minutes trying to get to it before I just gave up... Escape Bolt would have been useful, but I didn't have it at the time...
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    Several alts I've created, but haven't leveled much yet:
    Norryne - Dunmer Paladin (Templar - Two-hand Hammer/One-hand Hammer & Shield)
    Demerwei - Argonian Shadowscale (Nightblade - Dual-wield Axes/Dual-wield Daggers)
    Gohrnag - Orc Elementalist (Dragon Knight - Frost Staff/Lightning Staff)
    Kerasha - Redguard Mystic (Templar - Flame Staff/Restoration Staff)
    Alawael - Bosmer Assassin (Nightblade - Bow/Two-hand Battleaxe)
    Hjerlm the Quiet - Nord Dragonguard (Dragon Knight - One-hand Sword & Shield/Two-hand Greatsword)
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    Still nowhere nearly as bad as the GW2 jumping puzzles.
    Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.
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    @Alucardo learn to jump mate:P:P hehe
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    Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..

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  • MrDerrikk
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    I came across a chest in reapers march today that involved me jumping over the tiniest rock...with a very tall 3D box on it :/ I gave up after a few minutes because I was doing a quest, but I know the pain now
    I have departed into the great unknown that is outside the game and the forums, and wish you well in your Tamriel adventures!

    DC - PC - EU - Australian
    VR11 Mrderrikk: Breton Stam Sorc (Vamp) | VR16 Derrikkinblack: Dunmer Mage DK | VR3 Cuts-Until-It-Dies: Argonian Magicka NB

    Oh look, Anook.
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