Maintenance for the week of April 6:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – April 6

What do you do during maintenance?

  • AngryNord
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    fart
  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    I read the forums. ;)
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    Principal Creator Engagement Manager
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  • Kaspar
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    I read the forums. ;)

    ...and fart!
  • WitchyWarrior
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    How did you guys know I didn't finish my kids Ice Kirby Costume yesterday?!
    Well, now that I know there is no chance of the server coming up before 6pm, I will get back to work on it.

    Thanks ZoS.
  • goatlyonesub17_ESO
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    I read SF or fantasy novels. During the last maintenance, I finished Steven Erikson's Memories of Ice, and during this one I'll probably get well into C.J. Cherryh's Morgaine Saga.
    "Argonians have fat, scaly tails." —Rissa Manyclaws.
    "Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
    "I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
    "A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
    "Redguard makeup for sale. Free samples. Secret ingredients. Unique application method. Lots of satisfied customers." —The Mudball Goblin (aka, Cognac Vinecroft)
    "Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.
  • mtwiggz
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    Yesterday spent most of maintenance on the phone with Gigabyte in hopes they could magically fix my motherboard over the phone.

    Today I spend most of maintenance removing said motherboard from computer.
  • Alucardo
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    I read the forums. ;)
    And update the angry mob known as the ESO community with bad news. So, what's it like being cannon fodder at Zenimax?
  • NightRain
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    Art. games, forums, reddit.
  • WitchyWarrior
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    Oh, and I was going to say there is always PTS, but that is down too :(
  • vamp_emily
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    Well after reading the most recent update to the press release, I can only cry.

    [ wipes my tears off the keyboard and searches google for a new game to play ]
    Edited by vamp_emily on October 28, 2015 4:26PM

    If you want a friend, get a dog.
    AW Rank: Grand Warlord 1 ( level 49)

  • DenniMyuu
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    Work. ;-(
    Possessed Myuutikora | Argonian | Templar | Healer | Master Angler • Goddess Goni | Argonian | Warden | Healer
    » vMSA Flawless • vDSA • vHRC HM • vAA HM • vSO HM • vMOL HM • vHOF HM • vAS +2 • vCR +3 • vBRP «

    » finally retired | Goni & Guar ♥ « | » PC EU Vivec « | » since beta «
  • Luigi_Vampa
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    Finally contact ZOS to make me a forum account since I've neglected to do it since beta. It's been a productive day.
    PC/EU DC
  • vamp_emily
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    Typhoios wrote: »
    Finally contact ZOS to make me a forum account since I've neglected to do it since beta. It's been a productive day.

    Welcome to the forum!


    If you want a friend, get a dog.
    AW Rank: Grand Warlord 1 ( level 49)

  • TiberX
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    Typhoios wrote: »
    Finally contact ZOS to make me a forum account since I've neglected to do it since beta. It's been a productive day.
    Haha, me too :p
  • metabLast3r
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    I'll be at work during that time.
  • tinythinker
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    ralonasan wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    ralonasan wrote: »
    Anatomy Exam, wish me luck boys.
    Good luck!

    Anatomy Pro Tip: when in doubt, guess mylohyoid.
    Those little throat muscles are simple, the attachments are in the name. :) Hope you did well.

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  • Atzel
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    Putting my Thumb in my nose , then switch holes and repeat!
    Then do some shake moves until i have to ride the white horse , once done with a big smile on my face i smoke a cigarrate out of joy.
  • KewaG
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    Watch until he gets to the top.

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    Nerf RNG! Nerf BoP! Buff Everything else!
    She won't leave me because I'm too ugly to kiss goodbye...
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    * PC/NA Megasever
    * Ebonheart Pact - Mostly
    * ESO is my first MMO
    * I like group dungeons
    * I Haven't played much PvP
    * Main: Golam Ralas
  • Epona222
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    I remembered that I bought several games in the last Steam sale that I hadn't got round to even installing yet!
    GM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC

    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
  • Victus
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    I'm at work, so work... unless I am browsing the forums!
    Throm the First - Redguard Dragon Knight - Daggerfall Covenant
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  • Shizashane
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    I get eaten alive by stirring up the cess pools, in general discussions board. Lmao... today is gonna be a good day.
    "Sound the charge, into glory ride! 10,000 side by side"
  • MissBizz
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    I read the forums. ;)

    ^This. As well, work.. at work.. where I am during maintenance.
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  • Alucardo
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    So, an hour ago I had what was probably the most embarrassing experience of my life. I blame ESO downtime, because it wouldn't have happened otherwise.

    Basically, every time I go to the bathroom, my pig of a housemate leaves presents in there for me because apparently he's too good to flush like every one else.
    My friend said I should take a picture and leave it in his room. I found this disgusting, but I was angry. I took a photo, printed it out in full HD colour and slid it under his door and ran away back to my room.
    About 30 seconds later I hear the Slovakian girl I live with shout "WHAT THE F..".

    It was at that moment I realised I had slid the photo under the wrong door.
  • Paazhahdrimaak
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    Really two freaking days of this crap? Hurry it along , or split them up.
    Lots of people main play time is your updating hours and just like I can work with out cigarettes, two freaking days without the only game I play? Some one might die at work today. Like really it's not like the patch is gonna help. Please hurry up



    Haha Thanks.
    And I Googled to try to figure out what GMT was. But Google didn't know.
  • ericprydz82ub17_ESO
    Another great workout and I did some running in the rain today. It's going to be a good day. I just hope Comcast stops acting up so I can actually play when the servers are up.
    -Pryda - Ebonheart Pact XB1 NA
    World first HelRa Hardmode player.
    GT: Bootleg Mix
  • Shadesofkin
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    I did a lot of head bobbing and lip synching to Gun's N' Roses "Sweet Child O Mine" this morning, now I'm eating tacos on homemade tortillas and looking at 3d models for a riddler I want to draw.
    @shadesofkin -NA Server.
    Tier 2 Player.
    MagDK Main forever (even in the bad times)
  • Julianos
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    sex
  • Lisa
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    This crap is for the birds! I've actually had to spend time with my children and my husband. I NEED to play and get away from these crazy people! Just a few hours, PLEASE!
    Blessed are those who explore the unbeaten path...
  • Vyle_Byte
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    So, an hour ago I had what was probably the most embarrassing experience of my life. I blame ESO downtime, because it wouldn't have happened otherwise.

    Basically, every time I go to the bathroom, my pig of a housemate leaves presents in there for me because apparently he's too good to flush like every one else.
    My friend said I should take a picture and leave it in his room. I found this disgusting, but I was angry. I took a photo, printed it out in full HD colour and slid it under his door and ran away back to my room.
    About 30 seconds later I hear the Slovakian girl I live with shout "WHAT THE F..".

    It was at that moment I realised I had slid the photo under the wrong door.

    Omg hahaha! Thanks for sharing that, made me laugh! :lol:

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  • SatanicSister
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    I was listening to music and browsing things on ebay the whole day. Didn't even notice that the server is down before my ex-bf asked me why he can't play the game (he doesn't speak english that well). Ofc now that I know that the server is down, I really want to play. :smiley:
    There is life after death, be patient and you will see.
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